How would you redesign the Left 4 Dead Witch?

How would you redesign the Left 4 Dead Witch?

make her not attractive

I wouldn't
well, maybe give her black hair

make her more attractive

Make her a black tranny.

give her a broomstick, pointy hat, black cat and cauldron

Make her naked, but give her a super gross emaciated body, maybe have her innards falling out of her butt/snatch.

Some of them will be cradling a dead foetus, still attacked via umbilical cord, to explain why they're crying.

make her look like my ex

Why would you remove the Witch from the game?

make them naked or heavily torn clothing that barely covers anything, it is essential that I see some titties or some pussy while I'm running for my life, perhaps sometimes bushes to mix things up, crazy bitch like that will definitely loose those clothes in all the craziness real fast.
I would also make them different shapes and Heights and different races
chubby witch
thick
skinny
fit
roid
all having different attributes depending on their build, as for the heights and race, it's just to mix things up instead of the same model everywhere. Not sure how would you make an undead brown witch but it would probably still be pale ish, on second thought, giving them different skin colors would just be a waste of time, perhaps just change the height and give them different hairstyles, long, short, perhaps tattoos, just something that fits the area they are in

Make her a tranny loli.

This.

bigger tits please

Give her outrageously large breasts that flop around when she runs, making slapping noises as they smack against her stomach.

Left 4 Dead 1 is unironically in my top 5 games of all time. I have a L4D fan fiction I have open that I'm about to read in a minute. Why did Valve have to turn into such a greedy lazy company? They gave me best girl Zoey and they just stopped giving a fuck about the series right after.

redesign my dick into her mouth

make her very attractive

If it makes you feel any better, L4D3 is pretty much confirmed at this point. There's no way all the developer 'leaks' were unintentional.

What leaks?

I find it hard to believe Valve will actually make another game, let alone one with "3" in the title.

Aside from the old leaks of some guest taking a picture of a devboard that talked about L4D, a Valve employee used this image in an official guide on the Steam forums, and quickly replaced the image

probably just bait

Probably the most reddit thing I've read all day.

Remove the ability to crown a witch with T1 weapons. There are so many ways to deal with a witch and yet you never need to consider them because the frontman just blasts her in the head when he jogs past.

As a side consideration, the witch's scream is pretty loud. It should probably attract a minor horde.