Stardew Valley

Who is Best Girl and why is it Haley?

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that face is not round enough like the portrait, too pointy

>massive bitch when you first meet her
>not even witty, just straight high-school bitch
>"""attractive""" in the most boring ways
>2 star event is her bitching about doing the most basic shit
There is no payoff that will make me put up with this thot

haley

*thoot*

i married Haley and then i stopped playing

She definitely shows the most improvement out of all the characters when you get more hearts, she drops the bitch act pretty quickly.

I took the poor trailer park girl who was living with her abusive alcoholic mother. those girls are crazy perverted and love you for helping them out of their miserable home. she'll never betray me and I get to stick it in her butt every night, feels good man

>she'll never betray me
She literally fucks the blonde guy in the treehouse.

That rumor got so bad the developer actually had to come out and say Penny never fucked him.

Abigail's the best girl, anyway.

>This meme

Abigail is absolute worst girl

Worse than Emily and Maru?

This is best girl

Yes. Emily is second worst

Penny's a nice girl, but her character amounts to, "I need a good husband and I need one now. Plus, I want a dozen babies."

That's my fetish though.

Leah is best girl.

Sebastian is best birl

>Leah
>The only girl with an ex she lived with
>Best Girl

Best taste.

Game gets really boring past the 2nd year. Also sucks that livestock is purposefully hamstringed cause of animal rights activists threats vs the creator.

>Cuckgoo Valley

>muh purity
She's the only one that looks like a farm girl

>purposefully hamstringed cause of animal rights activists threats vs the creator
lolwut?

Dammit I wish the art was better in this game. I love everything else besides the character art. Give me my damn waifus!

ie Best girl syndrome.

Haley - Typical stuck up bitch who coasts through life on her looks.
Emily - Newage idiot.
Maru - Boring, ugly, fatty.
Abigail - Gamer gurrl.
Leah - Ex drama.
Penny - Wholesome, honest, smart, cute, devoted, loyal.

>What is character development
Time to kill yourself my brother

He was kind of ignoring it the best he could, including forum posting. Revealed at a con (chatting up) it was death threats.

Animal Liberation Front is #1 domestic terrorist groups in U.S. and U.K. for a reason.

I married Haley too. I'm a sucker for stereotypical bitches going soft and becoming sweethearts. I conquered the bitch out of her.

I don't even like blondes but she's pretty great.

I started this game recently and kind of bounced off of it. There doesn't seem to be much to do at the start.

Should I keep going? Any tips? It seems to start super slow.

>I need a good husband and I need one now. Plus, I want a dozen babies
I hope you aren't implying this is a bad thing.

>stomach with annoying cunt and her cuntishness in the hopes that she matures and becomes better
>or go for a good ho from the get go
Only one choice

Haley becomes a better person because of you, down to selling her clothes and laughing at getting dirty. Leah is much the same way, only instead of becoming a better person it’s becoming confident in her abilities.

As sweet as Penny is, she’s straight up a damsel in distress whose only arc is finding a stud to put her in a nice, big house.

Unfortunately this too, once you fix the Community Center there isn’t a strong reason to play beyond farm autism. Doesn’t mean the ride wasn’t worth it however, as you can easily dump 60 hours into the game before reaching that point.

Haley’s also the only wife that drags you to bed on more than one occasion.

It starts slow but gets better after a bit of fish grinding. The trick is to fish basically all of Spring and save up as much money as you can to grow Blueberries in Summer.

Why did they have to change Penny from this into boring Leah lookalike?

I married Haley with a dark haired female character. Opposites attract yuri stuff is the best.

>slut

I picked her too because im shallow as fuck

All of the characters had excellent portraits like that in the early game, I don’t get why they were changed either.

Shame that Sandy was added so late too, she’s the right kind of perky.

best girl coming through

>no Sandy marriage/sex mods

I want to say Sebastian is just a whiny 4channer, but his stepdad is legitimately a terrible person and I’m glad I got out of that heart chain after 3 Stars.

>Chose to marry Leah
>Keep thinking about Penny and how she will be left to rot with her trailer trash mom and how I could have saved her

Just pay the wizard for some Thot-B-Gone magic.

Is there no polygamy mod

You can’t save everybody, user.

I don’t get it though, Penny’s usually sitting on like 20 emeralds by the end of the year, couldn’t she move out with all that wealth?

Probably feels that she has to take care of her mom.

You know it.

>polygamy

sauce?

>a dozen
Not enough.

>polygamy
cumbrain

OBJECTIVE tier list.
Emily
Abigail
Penny
Leah
Maru
Haley

This is the OBJECTIVE list. If you disagree, it's because you're mentally retarded.

Penny’s way too much of a homebody then, her mother’s fine after you fix the bus and she gets a job driving it.

Girl just wants a strong personality to tell her what to do. That’s a thing for some people, but it just turns me off from her.

>in the most boring ways

my condolences for your shit taste user

Exactly. Best Girl.

Why can't she look like that in game?

Maru is easily worse than Haley, at least the blonde shows character development.

Citrus.

Because that's Penny post-seven-babies in a future we do not get to see.

You could always mod it. She does seem like the Archetype that would have glasses. And the long hair suits her.

Her design is boring and she is a bitch. Just because someone treats you nicely when they know you better doesn't mean they didn't already show their true face. Maru is ugly and black and boring, but at least she's not a terrible person.

Why are bachelors in this game so shit?

>have your kids do all the farm work
>just fuck your wife all day
>Grandpa looks down approvingly
>GOOD END

You are going to have a real hard time finding a girlfriend in real life if you don't learn to be a little cooler.

Eh, I’d agree if she doesn’t also clean up her act in every other aspect of her life. People change, and she did it for the better.

Dropped the game when I learned that Penny is cucking me. Should've followed my heart and went for Haley, since she improved a lot with time.

you have real problems with women and you should seek therapy

Now you understand why farmers used to have large families!

The game was made and written by like, one guy. Dude romance was probably his weak point.

see

>Abigail
>Alt-Girl Gamer, the character
>Has an event devoted to her breaking gender roles and being her own thing

>Marry her
>She gets jealous when you talk to other women and tells you during events you don’t have to worry about her talking to other guys

What did he mean by this?

Never forget

...

>concernedape
>shit, I need to make this character uglier.

You can pinpont the exact moment Concernedape gave up on making her halfway decent.

I don’t blame him, Robin’s the only good part of that family.

She grew out of her childish SJW phase

Womyn like to play pretend until things get serious then it's back to being good old fashioned women.

>mfw she's the least romanced character in the game and sjw's think it means people are racist

I've literally seen people say that. Boggles my goggles.

noice

*blocks your path*

*mods your smug face into a woman and marries you*

she's a basic bitch. all her conversation boils down to 'wow sure is nice weather today'. fuck off cunt, give me my two seconds back

I used this Penny mod when I impregnated her.

The early-90's childrens fashion fetish community does not suffer being ignored.

She looks like Velma from Scooby Doo

you impregnated an ugly 50 year old librarian with saggy tits?

>looks like fabio in profile
>skinny long-haired bitch in actual sprite
Disappointed to say the least

Goddamn I wish Maru ended up more like the fourth one. I actually love meek looking black girls with poofy hair that combined with her being a nurse would've gotten my dick diamonds, but the final product just looks like shit

There is a mod for that exact version on the nexus

Does it alter her character model?

nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/29

Yep

There are only 2 good portraits there
>First portrait
Cute
>Top row second from the right
Super cute

Second from left is best. fight me irl.

From what I remember all her stuff was kind of hard to get early game. Leah loves foraged stuff and things you can buy from the bar.

Linus is true husbando tho

We need a game like that.

>meet 10/10 bro
>turn him into a girl
>fuck her
>do guy stuff with her afterwards

Oh shit nigger. I think I've got a new waifu to chase in another playthrough

>her

>just started
>trying to decide between Leah and Penny
>but heard that Haley is great once she goes through her events

Fug.

The worst fucking trend that started after Animal Parade was no rival marriages. It fucks with the feel of world progression. All these faggots are terrified of getting cucked even though in every harvest moon you had to deliberately progress rival events in order for them to happen.
FUCK.