The Sun has fallen out of orbit and is on a direct course to collide with Earth.
Thankfully you have an underground bunker you can stay in for 3 or 4 months until it all blows over. You can bring one video game system with its entire library of games with you.
>The Sun has fallen out of orbit >on a direct course to collide with Earth >3 or 4 months until it all blows over Fucking kek europoors and americunts
Connor Butler
>implying I will survive the sun collapsing on Earth.
Dominic Walker
OP... do you know what the Sun is?
Leo Rodriguez
>the sun is not in orbit
Juan Russell
fpbp
Chase Price
You should go get a sense of humor, tbqhwy
Asher Johnson
American education system, it's gotta be.
Brayden Brown
Fucking easy I just jump out of the way at the last second
Jaxon Baker
welcome to Sup Forums
this
Camden Perez
>inb4 200 replies
Haven't seen this one in awhile.
Jaxson Baker
I think it's just a funny analogy for "you can only play 1 game system for 4 months" But it kinda turned into a triggered europoors vs. fucking american thread. Good job OP
Michael Walker
>op sais pick a video game system >immediately picks a Personal computer
Jayden Scott
>The Sun has fallen out of orbit
Leo Howard
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting
Christopher Murphy
While OP is a cheap bait, then you must be shitting me. You know the Sun, as well as the entire Solar System (since it is gravitationally bound to the Sun), is orbiting the galactic center of the Milky Way? That part isn't exactly wrong... but it'd take an object of significant mass to perturb our star and before that, it'd throw the planets out of alignment.
Ryan Foster
Haven't seen one of these in a while.
Brandon Lewis
You could've just said the moon fell out of orbit jesus christ.
Easton Campbell
Thanks nurse.
Jason Roberts
So... this is... the power... of newfaggotry... huh?
Austin Rogers
ITT: autismal retards without the faintest sense of humor
Kevin Martin
Stars, planets and moons all orbit a common centre of gravity based on their masses. A simplified example is the moon and earth, the moon doesn’t orbit earth, the earh doesn’t orbit the moon, they both orbit a common centre of gravity between both objects. Because the mass of the earth is significant greater then that of the moon, the common centre of gravity is much closer to the the earth this granting the illusion of the moon orbiting us
Nathan Gonzalez
Fucking hell I haven't seen this thread opener for a while.
Hudson Garcia
Newfaggotry at it's finest it's funny because as a newfag even when I saw that pasta for the first time I realize it was a dumb joke made intentionally, apparently I'm actually smarter than some people itt Or it's all bait and things are possibly even worse than I thought
Jason Hernandez
Thanks miss doctor
Tyler Thomas
But could 1 trillion lions stop the sun?
Christopher Gray
The surface of the Earth is mostly water so there would be a good chance it would land harmlessly in the ocean.
Lucas Foster
You would need 3 trillion lions.
Angel Collins
Chances are that it will land in the ocean anyway so we'll be fine.
Brayden Wood
...
Brody Roberts
reall talk, 1 trillion lions vs 1 lion a trillion sizes larger than normal. who wins?
Kayden Bailey
i move to the other side of the ball
Adrian Edwards
thats was debunked in 1378 by mickiewicz
Justin Davis
...
Charles Lopez
>this many newfags i'm legitimately disgusted
Charles Sullivan
fucking retard
William Foster
Stupid op, if the sun falls down we all die, the sun is the primary source of life on earth, without it the plants can't use photosynthesis, therefore no oxygen.
Lucas Campbell
What OP is neglecting to tell you is it's not the visible sun that's going to hit us, it's the water sun that hides behind the regular sun.
James Green
Genetically modify plant life to use moonlight instead then, duh.
Jace James
the moon doesn't have light. it's only Bright because it's in space.
We just have to pay for someone to hold lanterns in plantation field then. Seriously, the human race doesn't need a sun anymore, if it was that important we would all die during nighttime.