The Sun has fallen out of orbit and is on a direct course to collide with Earth

The Sun has fallen out of orbit and is on a direct course to collide with Earth.

Thankfully you have an underground bunker you can stay in for 3 or 4 months until it all blows over. You can bring one video game system with its entire library of games with you.

Which do you pick?

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Personal Computer.

>im going for it!
>im-m taking the bait!

>The Sun has fallen out of orbit
>on a direct course to collide with Earth
>3 or 4 months until it all blows over
Fucking kek europoors and americunts

>implying I will survive the sun collapsing on Earth.

OP... do you know what the Sun is?

>the sun is not in orbit

fpbp

You should go get a sense of humor, tbqhwy

American education system, it's gotta be.

Fucking easy I just jump out of the way at the last second

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>inb4 200 replies

Haven't seen this one in awhile.

I think it's just a funny analogy for "you can only play 1 game system for 4 months"
But it kinda turned into a triggered europoors vs. fucking american thread.
Good job OP

>op sais pick a video game system
>immediately picks a Personal computer

>The Sun has fallen out of orbit

Ironic shitposting is still shitposting

While OP is a cheap bait, then you must be shitting me. You know the Sun, as well as the entire Solar System (since it is gravitationally bound to the Sun), is orbiting the galactic center of the Milky Way? That part isn't exactly wrong... but it'd take an object of significant mass to perturb our star and before that, it'd throw the planets out of alignment.

Haven't seen one of these in a while.

You could've just said the moon fell out of orbit jesus christ.

Thanks nurse.

So... this is... the power... of newfaggotry... huh?

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Stars, planets and moons all orbit a common centre of gravity based on their masses. A simplified example is the moon and earth, the moon doesn’t orbit earth, the earh doesn’t orbit the moon, they both orbit a common centre of gravity between both objects. Because the mass of the earth is significant greater then that of the moon, the common centre of gravity is much closer to the the earth this granting the illusion of the moon orbiting us

Fucking hell I haven't seen this thread opener for a while.

Newfaggotry at it's finest
it's funny because as a newfag even when I saw that pasta for the first time I realize it was a dumb joke made intentionally, apparently I'm actually smarter than some people itt
Or it's all bait and things are possibly even worse than I thought

Thanks miss doctor

But could 1 trillion lions stop the sun?

The surface of the Earth is mostly water so there would be a good chance it would land harmlessly in the ocean.

You would need 3 trillion lions.

Chances are that it will land in the ocean anyway so we'll be fine.

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reall talk, 1 trillion lions vs 1 lion a trillion sizes larger than normal. who wins?

i move to the other side of the ball

thats was debunked in 1378 by mickiewicz

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>this many newfags
i'm legitimately disgusted

fucking retard

Stupid op, if the sun falls down we all die, the sun is the primary source of life on earth, without it the plants can't use photosynthesis, therefore no oxygen.

What OP is neglecting to tell you is it's not the visible sun that's going to hit us, it's the water sun that hides behind the regular sun.

Genetically modify plant life to use moonlight instead then, duh.

the moon doesn't have light. it's only Bright because it's in space.

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We just have to pay for someone to hold lanterns in plantation field then. Seriously, the human race doesn't need a sun anymore, if it was that important we would all die during nighttime.

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baited for this exact response

This shit takes me back, although i cant quite remember when was the last time i saw this post.

what do you think sleeping is?

>haha I was pretending to be retarded!!!!!!!!
*claps*

The Sun doesn't have an orbit retard.

That was debunked on mythbusters.

>space theories that really make you think

An activity that only the weak do