What were they thinking?

What were they thinking?

Brap of the Wild

zelda was useless for 99% of the game, so may as well make her butt look good.

I want to pump that fat Elf butt

She hasn't taken a shit in 100 years.

Even the amiibo has nice hips.

They were thinking great things

Even better.

both zelda and link have very sexualized bodies and I am perfectly ok with this.

>we know zelda fans are approaching their 30s

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BRAAAAP

why not

That makes it even better

Why do BRAP posters ruin everything?

Because they brap post on everything

>he doesn't embrace the brap

Imagine the smell.

>botw success in japan means we now get doujins
truly one of the greatest games of all times

Well, why make her purposefully unattractive?

In case of the MC it would be still understandable in order to make it easier for the player to self-insert, but the heroine should be as enticing as possible.

sauce plz

FFFFffffffFLAAAAAARRRRppPPffffffffffff.....fffff

>Time to save gaming
>Again

>go to panda
>search zelda
>literally first result

botw zelda is just a prime braphog rivaling toobie

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>throatfuck
>facesitting
>rimjob
>anal
w-wew

>human has an ass

>human is an ass

Have any of you retard BRAPposters even come in contact with a girl before, let alone sniffed a girl's farts?

evaxephon would like this thread

>human has a nice ass

>Make Zelda attractive so people care a little more about the trash story

No, I have not.

I don't think human anuses even make a BRAP noise.

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>riding dirtbikes

>this Zelda model isn't in the game's files

WHAT WERE THEY THINKING!?

>implying saucefags know how to beat the Depressed Monochrome Bear boss

>You'll cowards don't even sniff farts

Hahaaaaaa

fpbp

you are a fuking liar!

It's out.

This was posted on the main site yesterday, now I can't find it. Why was it removed?

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her face looks like the be more confident bro guy

ok
i forgot to only select doujin...

It's got a picture of Purah at the end, so it's tagged as Loli.

this is fucking amazing

Consider this is the only reward for getting all the memories, a few seconds of her ass.

GOAT game yields a GOAT doujin

Honestly the greatest shit I've ever seen

A bargain at twice the price

Also, I finished the game with my GF watching. And we were both in silence watching the cut scene and she says "nice ass princess".
In a way, it's demeaning to think that this ending is enough, no matter how good her ass is.

They realized how ugly her face is compared to Link, so they had her bend over in a cutscene since assfags are retarded

>Vanilla shit
>Not sweet sweet NTR
Into the trash

who is she sitting on top of

are you american by any chance?

gotta pander to the virgin waifu fags to get more sales
certainly worked for nier

I'm into BRAP a lot. But at least for me, it's not something that I fully understand about myself. This time, my girlfriend farted when we were watching a movie. I playfully scolded her, and she acted all embarrassed, but on the inside, I was really grossed out and didn't liked the stink at all. But at the same time, I love watching fart fetish videos on the internet, and fantasize about girls farting on my face all the time. It's hard to understand. I know that if it came actually happen, I'd probably hate it.

disgusting female fetishists

Eating Zelda's asshole then kissing her making her taste her own ass

Stop it boner

Amazing.

it's still on sad panda, first result of "zelda" tag.

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

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*INHALES*

i don't advocate for anyone dying, but goddamn iwata's death may have saved the company. Based Kimishima

Like they didn't know what they were doing
A steady porn flow increases your product's longevity, ninty has known this for years. Why do you think Pokemon introduces new waifus every gen, or why they put squid kids in bike shorts?

best shit ever

tasty

it was meh

Women tend to fart when they sleep so yes I smell BRAPs and ffffllllaaaaarrrrppppffffs almost every night. It's not fun I wish I was gay.

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your mother

Redditors are cancer, who knew

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>no malon
what were they thinking?

Hot glued mine

>sample
i've never busted a sadder nut

ye boi

Zelda isn't even the best girl in her own games

BotW is no exception

I sniffed my sisters and her gfs farts before while they were a sleep.

Uuuu, that Zelda is a woman and thus possesses a woman's ass.

BotW Zelda is the first Zelda I found sexually attractive

I don't know what Nintendo is thinking, but I like their mindset.

Cannot unsee

yeah they don't smell good and it's not erotic at all.

Look at that HUGE ASSHOLE

>yeah they don't smell good and it's not erotic at all.

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It's hilarious

do you have to on some option or some shit to make it show up?

Why the fuck can I not find it

it's on panda, first result of zelda tag.

it's literally on the front page of the panda right now. it's not in English yet.

>they don't smell good and its not erotic at all

Soy , they were thinking of soya and numales

Retsu giv Zeruda naisu battu