>tfw you will never be as flexible as Sam Fisher
Tfw you will never be as flexible as Sam Fisher
Leo Allen
James Ramirez
anyone who isn't a fat lazy shit should be able to do that
Leo Wilson
I bet you can’t do it.
Jack Foster
it'd be incredibly easy to see someone at that height above you
Jason Ortiz
SC stealth means total invisibility whenever you're in any shadow.
Ayden Bell
user, we're tryna play some GAMES, aight. sheit.
stealth genre is inherently unrealisitic
Juan Richardson
Sam jumps up without using his hands though.
Ian Reed
i'm doing it right now
Easton Cook
By far one of the worst times to have irritable bowel syndrome.
Jackson Collins
>ywn feel his thighs
Levi Morales
brep
Bentley Myers
>tfw you will never sound like Michael Ironside
Hudson Campbell
Lambert is the president off 24
Daniel Ward
DELETE THIS
Cameron Johnson
hi leddit
Carter Walker
it's a shitty joke, but is it truly reddit?
Joshua Gutierrez
...
Bentley Gutierrez
saved
Tyler Flores
Fucking kek
Ayden Baker
Post timestamp
Ayden James
*BRAAAAAAAAP*
Matthew Cook
Which Splinter Cell do I play and will I like it if I liked MGS
Samuel Walker
>liked MGS
just sudoku yourself my man
Robert Nelson
Which MGS?
Thomas Gray
1-4
Mason Taylor
Where in the world is Kombayn Nikoladze?
Charles Thomas
Play Chaos Theory.
Kevin Jones
all of them
Nathan Watson
>wants USA to leave Middle Eastern countries and stop unnecessary conflicts
Did Sadiq do anything wrong?
Aiden Bailey
literally who
James Allen
kek
Lincoln Long
Yes, he was retarded as fuck
Andrew Nelson
Tbh he did manage to execute two successful large scale attacks on USA and would do more if not for Fisher being a demigod.
Brody Lopez
Kombayn Nikoladze did it first.
Luke Butler
Douglas Shetland BTFO'd them all.
Camden Ward
yeah
Jordan Cox
I shot him like a bitch. I bet the guy he was talking to still has nightmare about that night when he saw nikoladze getting his head blown with a bullet that flew through the window directly into his fucking skull
Henry Thompson
Tom Clancy was actually against the idea but Ubisoft said it was important for gameplay.
Parker Wood
>I've got bad news for you, Sam, you ARE old.
What was her fucking problem?
Levi Brown
>slaps her twice
Anthony Rodriguez
If Sam hugged the wall he should be invisible to the middle guard if the guard looked his way.
Sebastian Rodriguez
someone actually drew two different perspectives in response to the image once, for some reason. I didn't save it, even though I digged it.
why the brick wall, though?
Landon Flores
How often do you REALLY look up? Sam could be above you right now
or a huge spider. did you know tarantulas can climb walls/ceilings? :)
Julian Perez
>random image of a brick wall
uh, ok?
Grayson Moore
>he didn't notice the strange floating head
Xavier Lopez
>singling out stealth
Ryder Wright
guess you would know, you immigrant. :)
Benjamin Williams
this meme was never funny. just shitty redd.it humor
Leo Edwards
I used to be able to shimmy up the walls in the hallways of our house when I was a kid like this.
i dislocated my knee once though so i'm too scared to see if i could still do it
Owen Green
yeah, never got the joke behind randomly posting a brick wall
Aiden Johnson
>Lasers? Lasers are so...
Chase Green
90's?
Sebastian Ward
She wants to sleep with the fishes
Landon Garcia
>Hi-fi? As in, high in fiber?
Isaac Hernandez
Go fuck yourself.
Ryan Foster
I wish there was a tarantula crawling near me, they're so cute
Benjamin Gutierrez
That's great.
Tyler Ward
The gameplay in the Splinter Cell and MGS series are markedly different.
Brayden Green
>tfw feel like Sam whenever I squat
Blake Clark
Clancy was against the trifocal goggles, which was at the time 'unrealistic' (technology has improved since then)
The bright goggles were always to give a player a sense of where they are in the shadows. If you play Spys vs. Mercs and look at a spy as a merc, or just look in a mirror in singleplayer, the goggles are dim.
But nobody would let Ubisoft live it down.
Samuel Wood
Would the early concept for Conviction have been better than the final release ?
Jonathan Kelly
It looks like it would have more player freedom than the final Conviction release.
Andrew Thomas
I think it would have been better, but it wouldn't have been a SC game either. It sure was a nice teaser, I think that game basically transformed into Watch Dogs.
Julian Price
>MGS
>stealth
Caleb Morris
Chaos Theory is the best Splinter Cell game (and one of the best stealth games of all time). Blacklist is also excellent.
Jack Richardson
It's 2017 and the trifecta that is Thief I, Thief II, and Splinter Cell Chaos Theory still hasn't been topped.
What the fuck happened?
Gavin Thompson
Blacklist was great. It made concessions to modern actioned-up games while still providing great classic stealth action
Brody Young
>mfw finding out Fisher is a manlet
Kayden Thomas
No one really makes shadow-hiding games anymore because with improved graphics it would feel even less immersive. Also pure stealth games have faded out because obviously action games are more visceral by definition, and add more flavour to brute memorisation.
Therefore those will never be topped in the pure stealth category.
Aiden Jones
manlets are the best suitable candidates for stealth operations
Liam Scott
Manlets are the best at hiding, so it makes sense.
Austin Adams
And he’s taller than the 6+ feet Lambert in cutscenes for some reason. I think his height varies as much as his age.
Dominic Thomas
Goku is only 5'9''
Dominic Gray
Can Ubi make another SC and not fuck it up?
Landon Davis
nope, shit's down the drain for good, son.
Chase Nguyen
How old is Fisher supposed to be in Blacklist anyway?
Levi Torres
late 50s
Michael Barnes
I just want to fly around in the comfy spyplane and do missions. But Ubi will likely make it open world.
Parker Butler
Kino theme
Brayden Kelly
>short version
youtube.com
Ryan Rogers
Gotta have that season pass DLC.
Oliver Garcia
HIDDEN TRACKS UBISOFT NEVER WANTED YOU TO HEAR
youtube.com
youtube.com
youtube.com
Kevin Stewart
Anyone remember the 2 free DLC missions that you could download for Splinter Cell 1 on OG Xbox? They were really fun and have been lost permanently since the original Xbox Live service shut down. I haven't been able to find any way to acquire them. It makes me sad.
Luke Stewart
Sam Fisher vs Solid Snake:
Who would win in a race to infiltrate a secret government blacksite with defenses such as cameras, laser traps and armed guards?
Jaxson Hill
Pepperidge Farms remembers.
Camden Green
Solid Snake, it's not even fair.
Asher Howard
Man it was weird of them to adapt that Fincher movie into a Splinter Cell videogame.
Joseph Gomez
Fisher. Snake would take frequent 10-minute Codec call breaks and run into at least a few supernatural soldiers.
James Young
Snake is an anime character, its not fare to compare them.
Anthony Hughes
They are avaliable on PC, dumbass
Lincoln Cooper
Best 24 president as well.
Nicholas Gray
He didn't blow Sam's brains out the second he saw him.
Alexander Bennett
Snake is way too OP, Fisher is somewhat grounded in reality.
Jacob Richardson
The whole OST is underrated af
This song will never not get me pumped
youtu.be
Henry Stewart
>Michael Ironside will die in your lifetime
>still no good Starship Troopers game featuring Jean Rasczak with him reprising his role
Brody Jackson
i dont get this pic
original chaos theory vs chaos theory made now?
Owen Jones
yes, if CT was made by Nubisoft
Sebastian Wood
Or special agent Bob or secret agent Steve
David Hill
>you now remember the gif of the guy doing the samfisher in a toilet stall and dropping a poo from 6 ft up
Anthony Ross
holy shit how did I not notice this before