>yfw when 1 HP
Yfw when 1 HP
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A true fucking hero
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What was her fucking problem?
dat white knight
context?
She's a woman.
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Yea, that's about right.
The story is that she was begging for money outside the bar, and the guy told her he had none, went inside, and bought a beer and wings cash. She saw that and got pissed so she tried what you saw.
>hello can i have drink i'm cute girl
>nono i have no money
>*goes to buy nachos and beer*
>what the frick fight me irl
and the rest is history
That's actually fucking great.
It's impossible to get tired of seeing this. It's just too perfect.
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You're the one letting them down?
and then everyone clapped
The best part about it is it's just the right amount of force to knock that bitch on her ass without getting charged for assault.
>But officer! He hit me!
>with what?
>Nachos!!
What makes you think this didn't happen?
What makes you think this didn't happen in America?
>that one white knight quickly running to intercept the guy
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But he stays near the woman.
For a second the white knight looked like he tried to reach for the guy.
right
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im too scared to fail and just restart
And? Guy clearly works there and probably doesn't want customers fighting inside. He could've just been making sure the guy didn't turn around to continue.
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Well, its good that he went to check on the woman first instead of jumping on the guy because WOMEN ARE UNTOUCHABLE YOU ASSHOLE
About this video, it's a drunken couple having a fight in a bar, shit was in the news. The people saying that it was a random woman attacking some guy because he didn't want to buy her something are talking out of their ass.
What the hell are you even sperging out about? Guy looked to be on his way out, why would he jump on him? That would just guarantee more fighting.
Because there are autists out there that start shit because they desperately want to get laid, or, are just hotshots that think they are hot shit and can continue fights others started.
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this should have the text "you died" at the end instead of that weird shit
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How
>get initiated on and lose 90% of health, guaranteed death if you run
>pop all the fucking buffs
>lifesteal on attack
THE ONLY ONE WHO MADE A MISTAKE HERE IS YOU
Nips aren't human.
hole in stomach with a tube that leads to her ass
>mfw ability that puts all your stats at max when you have 1HP left
she pukes em out, you retard
Editing the parts where she spits back every bite out.
is it better to Stand your Ground and almost Certanly lose the fight but have the chance to take 'em to hell with you or to run and try your best to live and fight another day?
Honorary murican.
You don't need a hole, there already is a tube from stomach to the ass, you fucking dumbass
Damn it, which hentai was that?
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Oh you mean your intestines?
>mfw
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>Boss is low on health and goes berserk
Do you need to be some faggy twink b-boy to score that kind of girl?
Depends on the game. In Darkest Dungeon for example 1 HP is still 1 HP, not a death door yet. You are fine until pic related happens.
Also
>bleed
Yeah but b boys are usually ottermode. I went to a couple of these places and it's really tiring.
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I just imagine a random mob cheap shotting him from off screen while he says this.
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W-what about smarts and charisma?
YEEEEEEEEEEART
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no u
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My kinda gurl
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>do a soyboy jaw drop summoning the Nintendo girl power
That was an employee of the place, and he probably didn't see her attack first.
>don't touch the drink bitch, this cost more than the food
1 hp? That's cute.
thtead ruined
>her
answered it yourself
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I always change toilet paper rolls like that
>"tsk tsk...you still have to hit me"
>starts dashing around with invincibility frames
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Are you actually charismatic, or just intelligent enough to understand the concept and its application?
dont bully people come on im sure he tried his best
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Swim?
I like how they just threw away the healthbar mechanic after the first death.
It depends. If I'm talking about something I'm interested in I think I can be pretty charismatic, but other times I'm aware I'm can become aloof and uncharismatic. I'm also argumentative, which can be both but often works out as a drawback.