What are some cute video games? Games that are basically the vidya equivalent of a dog licking your face?

What are some cute video games? Games that are basically the vidya equivalent of a dog licking your face?

Slime Rancher

Dogs are shit tier animals and pets

t. cat

>child gets mauled

>"H-he never did anything like this before!"

every time

EvE Online

wtf are you talking about. That's just a stock image. I don't know if the child was mauled or not.

You do realize that pitbull deaths are greatly exaggerated right. In the 80s the media demonized German Shepards. In the 90s it was Rottweilers. Now it's pitbulls. Are you literally a soccer mom?

All pitbulls worldwide should be sacrificed.

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ALso keep in mind that pitbulls have been demonized for a specific reason. It's a dogwhistle (pun unintended). Many times its PoC who have American Pitbulls. It's an extension of whites racism to lavel all Pitts as bad just as they label all PoC bad.

Great pic OP. I'm sure you wanted to talk about video games and not pitbulls.

But niggers and spics are bad.

Edgy.

How about we sacrifice your dog first? Never know when they might bite after all...

Toxic

>This treat smells delicious!

Reported. Go back to Sup Forums, faggot.

Here's an insight into the mind of the average pitbull:

My name is Not Important; what is important is what I'm going to do. I just fucking hate this world, and the human worms feasting on its carcass. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred, and I always wanted to die violently. This is the time of vengeance, and no life is worth saving, and I will put in the grave as many as I can. It's time for me to kill and it's time for me to die; my genocide crusade begins... here!

>You do realize that pitbull deaths are greatly exaggerated right.
A woman was killed last month by her pet pitbull. You don't see poodles doing that.

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soft reminder that black people are more racist than anyone.

Why would you want to sacrifice your mom?

Baby knows what's up

>the exception proves the rule!
You're not too bright are you?

This is why you're a virgin btw.

its so creepy how people try to rationalize and make pretend they are good dogs, fuck that shit

That's a fucking hardcore baby

>A woman was killed last month by her pet pitbull. You don't see poodles doing tha

Because poodles lack physical power, r-tard, it'd make more sense to compare pitbull fatalities vs other dogs of similar average weight, then adjust for the background of the owners (since pitbulls have a fearsome reputation it's more likely crazy people will buy them)

too true. If we want to fight human racism we must also fight dog racism. Systematic canine racism is real and real dogs are effected.

B-buh it's the owners fault for raising dogs bred for fighting other dogs wrong!

the thing with pitbulls isn't that they are more likely to attack, it's that WHEN they attack your chances of serious injury or death skyrocket.

SMASHED

Why would anyone get any dog but a Labrador? They're the best at everything people want dogs for.

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Back to Sup Forums.

RIP baby.

I agree, but I suppose labs are sort of the vanilla ice cream of dogs. Overall the best, but sometimes you want a butter pecan or something. Kind of like how I sometimes want a thread about video games to be about video games.

Everybody should just get Shibas.

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Labs are just Soy-Newfies

>strangling the dog on a walk forward
have you not learned anything from cesar? good owners my ass

Pitbull owners seem to use them as weird extensions of their own persecution complexes. If someone goes on regular tirades about having to "rise above the haters" or some equivalent there's a 75% chance there's a pitbull running around their house, and if there isn't there's a desire for one. They're the dindus that just need to be tamed by love of dogs.

border collie X husky hybrids are the best.

Pitbulls are the niggers of dogs.