America and Japan are already switch territory...

America and Japan are already switch territory, the question is how do we cure europe from their shittaste and convert them to the masterrace?

You can't.

>soyboi nu-males
>master race

EA would need to release a full version of FIFA but the Switch can’t handle frostbite

Never, Europe fell hook, line and sinker for the #GreatnessAwaits meme, and can't stop buying FIFA games on Sony consoles.

I don't know why you put all those pictures of happy switch owners right next to the one soyboi who's unpacking a ps4.

Why do they have their mouths wide open?

I keep reading it as "sonyboy". You guys should really reconsider choosing a different insult.
And edit out that guy who got mauled by his cat, he's a sonyfriend.

t. Soytendo feminist.

To prep the bull

does it have rocket league? pls respond

Yes

Yes.

I unironically believe Nintendo fags lack testosterone. I mean, I don't even think this is a joke or a meme. If you actually did samples on Nintendo-playing males and compared it to the general populous, you'd find they had a much lower readings on average.

pretty sure thats just video games in general, excluding the normalfag ones like fifa

>A handheld
>Pathetic Switch hardware
>Master Race

German here, I did my part in spreading the word of the holy grail of gaming (Switch)

>America and Japan are already switch territory
If that were the case then more games would be announced from those places

Europe is full of muslims, they need ps4s to attract the 2cool4school underage kids

Yes but it’s 576p with input lag, vsync and no transparent goals

>American and Japan are Switch territory

Yea, for little kids. All the men and young adults I know own a PS4 or a Xbone.

>butthurt SO(n)YBOY

You can't. There Is a reason we stopped being European and became Americans. Just let them be retarded in their own corner.

t. SOnYBOY

>masterrace

>one literal soyboy* amongst wealthy happy adults
*n

>one image is of some guy getting a PS4
Great job, dumbass soyposter
Would unironically be an interesting experiment

>Just let them be retarded in their own corner.
To let your people be retarded on your own?

Nintendobros don't want you to see this image.

Okay is the switch for kids or "soyboys" you fucking faggot. Make your mind up.

>1 of the 9 soyboys is Sony
>"HAHA SONY BTFO"

>wealthy
>happy
>adults
three strikes, you're out

Would you pay almost $400 for a switch? No? Then why should europe.

The only soyboys are the ones who play on SOnY systems.

The Switch is shit and its success in Japan and US has been nothing short of miraculous when they did just about every possible thing wrong with it

It'll slow down. Metroid will give it a fair spike in sales but it's almost all downhill from here.

You all have shit taste. You even out purchase Americans when it comes to CODshit now. It's really pathetic.

Then what about this?

>thread about switch popularity
>somehow discussion about soy
???

Are you saying I'm not wealthy and happy? Lol

Welcome to Sup Forums

>You all have shit taste.
They are not the country who buys every Madden and yearly sport franchise, at least yurop only buys FIFA

kek, ready to eat that bag?

Europe has been Sega and then Sony.

Soy actually blocks estrogen from entering cells.

Get fucked nigga.

Soy Phytoestrogens May Block Estrogen Effects. ... Research in monkeys suggests that the natural plant estrogens found in soy do not increase markers of breast cancer risk in postmenopausal women. In fact, they may provide a protective effect in some women.

Soy Phytoestrogens May Block Estrogen Effects. ... Research in monkeys suggests that the natural plant estrogens found in soy do not increase markers of breast cancer risk in postmenopausal women. In fact, they may provide a protective effect in some women.

Soy Phytoestrogens May Block Estrogen Effects. ... Research in monkeys suggests that the natural plant estrogens found in soy do not increase markers of breast cancer risk in postmenopausal women. In fact, they may provide a protective effect in some women.

Who said anything about you? Im talking about the people on that pic, insecure much?
also if you were you would at least post proof

Still loses to the PlayStation 4.

People who drink soy are less likely to deal with estrogen's effects on the body.

it only sold 20 million in a year?

are videogames dying as an industry?

Is spy /our/ drink?

wrong, as soy itself is a strogen bomb.

Even Sheldon Cooper talked about it in an episode of Big Bang Theory

Stronger hardware so it can run football sports games on par with the PS4.

Sharia might not bloody allow it

Move them to America/Japan, genocide the Slavs

At its peak, the PS2 only sold 22.5 million units in a year.

>Switch exceeds expectations and oversells projections with no signs of stopping
>Churns out two 97 GOTYs in its first year
>Suddenly damage control and salty shitposting out the ass on Sup Forums
Hmmm

shut the FUCK UP

NOW

FUCK OFF

>nu male theory
Kek, laugh at this SOnYBOY

I own a switch tho

also BBT is incredibly sexist

If Nintendo REALLY wanted to knock it out of the park they would restore their e-store to Wii's selection level, multiple old consoles like TB16 etc etc, then offer 8 bit games for a buck and 16 bit for 2 or 3 bucks.
I fucking hate NoA but that would compel me to buy one.

Also, if they TRULY wanted to be GOAT, they would offer their 64 and GC games but with modern resolutions and no fps cap. All 64 games running at 60fps (or better) would be a dream come true.

Would've been 98 and 97 if not for the Nintendo penalty.

phytoestrogen isn't real estrogen. the male body produces more natural estrogen. phyto blocks it.

>Sonyfriends spend a year shitposting about how the Switch will flop and will never match PS4's sales
>Switch sets record for the best first ten months any console ever sales wise
>Sonyfriends reduced to scrambling to post pictures of numales owning Switches since their main shitposting tool has now been rendered useless

Thisnhas been really interesting to wwtch unfold.

>buys every Madden and yearly sport franchise
LOL. PS4 Euro sales for FIFA17 is more than the comnined NA sales of every single PS4 Madden combined. You also out buy NA for Asscreed 2 to 1.

:)

There are still vastly more PS4's in America then Switch tho.

...

Why is this thread still up? Obvious shitposting is a no no, remember? Am I the only one glancing at the rules from time to time?
>inb4 complaining about Sup Forums

>i-its STILL 4 years older than the PS4!
Wow, it's like that will never change

Europe unironically has the worst taste in all forms of media ever, t. Eurofag.

The most popular video games are MOBAs, PUBG, other vapid e-sports shit. The most popular music is gay cookie cutter EDM shit with some Swedish cuck wailing in broken English over it. The majority of people on this continent are retarded and pretentious drones who use their fake sense of superiority over Americans as a substitute for genuine national pride.

I wish every day to have born in North America or Japan/South Korea. There is nothing redeemable about my continent.

>Churns out two 97 GOTYs in its first year
I think that speaks more to nintardo shills' blind, fanatical zeal for 30 year old franchises that lost all ingenuity and originality in the early 00s than it does to those games' actual quality, Nintendo could have released Superman 64 and called it Zeldaman and you morons would scarf it down

I have the system for a week now and damn this shit is the epitome of overrated.

Nothing justify the hype of this crap.
It feel and look cheap as fuck.
The games look like ass but what is worst is the absent of a rewarding feeling on them. playing good is futile cause playing bad has no handicap at all you just advance in the game without caring at all.

For people who give tell me "you can play on the go" Nigger I will never show myself in public with this crap.

Its bonus, not penality

>Churns out two 97 GOTYs in its first year
Wait, so Nintendofags now believe in scores and awards?

honestly fuck europe nobody needs them

Still reminding newfags that 2012 Sup Forums literally believed in their heart of hearts that Sony wouldn't make a PS4.

Euros sure do love their E-sport shit, I mean look at how popular CSGO is over there.

Thats because soytoddlers are annoying faggots

Not going to happen, Europe only cares about Fifa, Call of Duty, and Battlefield.

Here's a little tidbit for you, little xony kiddie: it ain't 30 years old because it's bad.

I never knew Uncharted 4 came out on the Switch!

Because Sony was bleeding money out the ass. Why was it such a dumb prediction?

Go play some fifa to calm down yuros.

We don't wan't you guys to get to stressed lmao

at least in my area we're cured
we're all PC+Switch+3DS idorts
and some still have their dedicated FIFA machines obiously

Switch costs as much as ps4 and xbone here which makes it not worth the price, considering hardware. I think this is the biggest deal

impotent anger that Nintendo will always be the superstar face of gaming

To be honest, it was a dumb prediction because Sony's videogame business is the only one that turns a (slim) profit nowadays.

there is no male european human that hasn't played a CS game
My friends, my femal friends
even my father played 1.6

PlayStation is one Sony's biggest profit producers next to their insurance and anime division. Of course it was a stupid prediction.

it's even more than in America
for example the Switch retails in Germany for ~€329 and not only is € > $, it's even more than the $299 for the US in numbers alone
And the rest isn't better at all, most eastern have it for €399, only France has it for around €299 most of the time

Madden must be great then

Are sonykids scared of this happening again?

on March 3rd when the Switch launched, some retailers had a sale on the PS4 for €199
It was an interesting sight

Get a job

how the fuck was Nintendo almost on par with PS4 era Sony when they had the Wii U

>it's not bad
>therefore is great

LOL

So Zelda is Madden-tier, glad you cleared that up

Eastern Europe is CS. Western Europe is CoD/BF territory

it's just a matter of appeal
When I go to a store I see all 3 next to each other
Switch for €329, PS4 for €199 and XO for €199
Behind that giant shelves of games and a small one for the Switch
From a completely unbiased standpoint, which one would you choose?

What's the average age of a Switch user? Be honest.
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