He named his rival after his real life bully's name

>he named his rival after his real life bully's name.

I don't think there were any bullies when I was 7 years old.

hpw the fuck does a baby have a rival?

>his bully is an online bully

I named him fuck
We used to make fun of the nigger boy in school for having dark skin

I named the rival after myself because I'm my own greatest enemy and am full of self loathing.

...

I've never seen a bully in my whole life nor have I heard of anyone in the schools I attended getting bullied. It feels good not to live in a shithole.

because they're the only two people who live in pallet town.

How the fuck are phone posters still alive?

>he created himself and his crush in the sims and kissed, went on dates, and had sex with her.

I named my pokemon after my bullies so I can imagine a world where I control them and slowly we fall in love.

>Red crawls up to you
>Takes his diaper off
>"Goo goo"
>Face fucks you like a bitch

>she started dating someone irl
>put her in room
>remove doors
>start fire

Well Adam ended up committing suicide eventually due to a troubled family life. I WIN.

I named him after friends and my brother. I played through this multiple times.

That's some fantasy you got there homo.

>named your rival after your friend and your friend named his rival after you

Was I the only autistic that gave the girl partner in Colosseum there crushes name? I still wanna date you Mya

The sun was shining as Ash reached the town of Vermilion.It had been years since he had returned to the city, haunted by the memories of his almost fatal cruise on the SS Anne. But all the training and traveling had taken its toll and he needed a much needed vacation.
It had also been a while since Ash had seen Misty. He had remained in touch but ever since she returned to her hometown of Cerulean to maintain its gym, he hadn't found time to drop by and say hello. So when Ash won a week stay in the one of Vermilion's fabulous resorts in a Pokemon tournament, he decided to invite Misty and Brock for a reunion.
Memories of his victory over Lt. Surge filled his mind as he passed the Vermilion Gym, the day that solidified him as a legitimate trainer. He was almost tempted to give Surge a rematch but he had sworn off battling for the week.
Pikachu cried out gleefully when it he saw the resort in the distance. It was like something from a dream. It had a perfect view over the ocean and was surrounded with gorgeous palm trees.

I named him either after me brudda or GARY/FUCKFACE

I used to be like 1/10 bullied in high school with some namecalling but looking back they themselves were beta af so it was like betas alphaing a beta.

I always named my rival after my foster brother because I always looked up to him, then he went crazy and started buying bitcoins and fucking trannies with scat/vomit fetishes while doing hardcore drugs.

>name rival after cousin
said cousin raped me
said cousin is now a homo

>Named him ???

"Ash! What's taken you so long?!? We've been waiting for three hours for you to arrive" a familiar voice cried out.
"I don't know, I wasn't sure if was really ready to see your face again Misty," Ash snided sarcastically. "I am delicate you know."
"What did you say?!?" Misty yelled back at him, "If it wasn't for the fact that you won this, I would slug you right now."
"Calm down. Calm down." Brock said,"Its been what 2 years and you guys can't put aside your bickering?"
"She started it," Ash said quietly. He had to admit, Misty had changed in the 2 years since he saw her last. She had let her hair grow and it had now reached down past her shoulders. She had done away with her tomboyish look in favor of one more suiting of a girl, but she'd always be that girl whose bike he accidentally destroyed 4 years ago.
They checked into the hotel and Misty decided to go tanning while Brock and Ash played a game of Poke-golf on resort's course.They talked about Ash's latest adventures and Brock's success as a Pokemon breeder. After they were done, Brock decided to go check if the lady aerobics instructor needed any help with her class so Ash went to go see how Misty has doing.

>he names and designs all of his slaves in Free Cities after girls he liked in highschool

When he found her on the beach basking in the glow of the sun wearing a white tube-top bikini. He noticed that Misty had changed in more ways then just her hair was growing. Her body had become more curvaceous and her belly had gone tight. For a while, Ash stood staring in silence unable to think of words to say to her.
"Are you ok Ash?" Misty questioned.
"Umm what..uh...i gotta go..." Ash said quickly. For some reason he grown extremely embarrassed and felt a bulge coming from his pants. He was compelled to cover this with his hands and quickly ran away before Misty could see.
"Hmm...I've never seen Ash act like that before, I wonder if he's ok..." Misty wondered to herself out loud.
As Misty returned to her sunbathing, Ash went to find Brock to see if he knew what to do. He found him in a gym where the aerobics class was being taught and went up to him as Brock was giving one of the girls a leg massage to relieve a cramp from stretching, even though it looked like Brock was enjoying giving it more than the girl. He quickly grabbed Brock's arm and rug him out of the gym into a private room!

>Brock's success as a Pokemon breeder.
How old is thus pasta?

"WHAT IN THE POKEMON RANGER FOR THE DS DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING ASH?" Brock demanded, "can't you see i was doing something very important!!!"
"I need your help Brock...I saw Misty in her new bikini and for some reason, I felt a bulge in my pants and couldn't say anything," Ash said shyly, "I think there's something wrong with me."
Brock smirked a smirk he never thought he'd smirk before in his life. "Oh Ash, I was wondering when you'd start feeling this way. Its perfectly normal for boys of your age to start having these kind of reactions. Its called puberty."
"Puberty? What kind of Pokemon is that? Wait...ARE YOU SAYING THERE'S A POKEMON IN MY PANTS?!? How did it get in there?!?" Ash yelled...
"No no...puberty is a natural cycle a boy goes through to become a man," Brock explained.
"I thought you became a man by catching lots of Pokemon..." Ash questioned.

I named it after my friend because I wasn't /r9k/

>pokemon ranger for the ds
extremely

"No. If that were the case, you'd be 40 before you even qualified for that," Brock joked as Ash gasped. "Let me explain..boys and girls are different in many ways but more specifically in their pants."
"Oh you mean not everyone has a tiny Caterpie in there?" Ash inquired.
"No Ash, girls have...well more of a Shellder." Brock informed him.
"What about those things on her chest? What are those Brock?" Ask questioned.
"Well those I like to call a girl's Jigglypuffs and if their really big, I call them Wigglytuffs." Brock went on to explain. "If you didn't notice, men like me get very excited by these and then our Caterpies evolve into Metapod. When you please your Metapod, it uses a powerful string shot that leaves you with a very happy feeling. But guys aren't the only ones who need their Pokemon pleased, girls like it when you used your Metapod to please their Shellders."
"Are you saying I should show Misty my Caterpie?" Ash asked.

>not stealing your bullies' DNA and literally recreating them inside the game to be your extras in an ongoing RPG

"No. Girls are creeped out when you do that. First you have to get her to want to see your Caterpie so she can help it evolve." Brock told him.
"So are you saying I should ask Misty out on a date?" Ash asked him.
"If you want her to make your Caterpie evolve, that's the only way Ash." Brock informed him.
"Then I'll do it!" Ash exclaimed cheerfully as he walked towards the door.
Ash ran to the beach but when he couldn't find Misty, he decided to go back to his suite at the resort. When he entered he saw Misty enjoying an ice cream cone with Pikachu. Figuring now would be a great time to ask her out, he sat down next.
"Hey Ash!" Misty smiled while Pikachu let a pika-pika, "What was with you earlier?"
"Oh that..." Ash shrugged, "It was nothing...I..I..just had to go to bathroom really bad.
"Real smooth Ash..." he thought to himself.
"Oh...I thought you were sick or something," Misty sighed in relief as she went back to her ice cream. With every lick, Ash grew more and more desperate to be that cone. As he stared, he could feel his Caterpie starting to learn harden. Soon Misty noticed him staring.

"What are you looking at Ash?" Misty asked with a confused look on her face. "If you want, I can get you some too."
"No its not that..." Ash said, "Misty, I've been thinking..."
"Hold on Ash" Misty interrupted as she pulled out her cell phone. It was one of her sisters calling to check up on her. As she walked around talking about girly things with her sister, Ash couldn't help but smile at how cute Misty had become. Just a few years ago, he barely even realized she was a girl, but now he couldn't think of her any other way.
He loved the way she danced around on her smooth nimble legs as her eyes brightened at the latest rumors of shopping sales. His Caterpie started throbbing as he noticed the way her Jigglypuffs jiggled as she bounced with glee. Suddenly he stood up and walked up to Misty. He grabbed her waist and spun her around as he laid a deep kiss on Misty.
At first, Misty resisted Ash's move but soon brought herself in to return the kiss. She threw her phone down as she wrapped her arms around Ash as he moved her towards the bedroom. Pikachu tried to follow them in but was greeted by the door shutting into his face.

Same. I’ve heard whiney bitch kids claim to be “bullied” because they can’t deal with the average level banter than everyone receives in high school, but I never witnessed any instances of repeated, targeted harassment. Especially never the kind you see in American movies where kids lock each other inside lockers etc. If you did something like that at my school you probably would have gotten expelled, or at least suspended.

But the captain guy was the bully

As they continued thrusting their tongues down each other's throats like hungry Lickitungs, Ash moved his hands from Misty's waist up to her Jigglypuffs. He softly caressed them and was surprised to find they felt much like the various Ditto's he had come across in his Pokemon journey.He only stopped for enough time for Misty to pull off her shirt and bra off, exposing her pale Jigglypuffs to Ash's eyes.
Ash proceeded to take his shirt off and then moved his hands down Misty's pants to feel her Shellder. He was greatly confused when he found it because he had never come across a Shellder that was so warm and fuzzy. As he touched it, Misty let out a sigh of pleasure and allowed Ash to remove her shorts and underwear.
She then unbuttoned Ash's pants and did something he would have never expected. At first, it seemed like she was trying to eat his Metapod which panicked Ash but then he felt a great deal of pleasure coming from his Metapod. He never knew his Caterpie could ever feel like this!
Just as soon as he was sure his Metapod would burst, misty seemed to instinctively remove his Metapod from her mouth and motioned for Ash to let it crawl into her Shellder. They both moaned loudly as Ash made his Metapod crawl in and out of Misty's Shellder. Ash had never felt so alive before. As he felt his Metapod readying its string shot, he pulled it out and allowed it to slow Misty's speed.

That's actually pretty deep user.

That episode was so fucking dumb. DNA doesn't work like that regardless of how advanced your technology is. Also, the fact that updates are pushed through wormholes is literally retarded. There are other things that pissed me off, but I tried to push it out of my mind.

>Not summoning a greater demon from the Nth dimension and selling your soul so you switch places with your bully's penis, so you cuck him into eternity

user that's gay.

>buying bitcoins
>crazy
Sounds like a smart guy

"Oh Ash....that was amazing." Misty moaned in ecstasy.
"I'm glad I could please your Shellder like that, although my Metapod feels really worn out." Ash said.
"Don't worry about it. I'm sure it will ready for another battle soon," Misty said as she allowed Ash to cuddle her in his arms.
Ash rested his head on her soft Jigglypuffs when he noticed that Misty had a tattoo right next to her Shellder that looked like writing. Curiously he moved his head to see what it said and was horrified to read the words: Gary was here. You just lost the game!

Why TF would Ash try to do it in a bedroom if he just learned what puberty is

>not naming him Gary
this is an 18+ site

Based /x/ poster

I did that too.
It also helped that she was a cute redhead.
I wouldn't date her now, though, she went full Stacy, so I dodged a bullet there.

>not naming your rival Rival since you had no idea what rival meant

>first crush dated a nigger
>second crush is a Jew
>third crush is a Chink
>fourth crush I fucked and she gave me an STD
>fifth crush cucked me
Just fuck my life up into pieces

I just named him Gary.

This is exactly what I did to the rival in the second gen. I had no idea I was naming him. So all throughout the game the rival was called ?????. And I was expecting a big reveal at the end where you finally learn his name.

>not DICKS

>it's 2018
>I still name my female characters after a crush I had years ago

am I beyond saving?

...

>you will never stay up all night on msn talking to your crush during the summer break

>he named his rival after the noodle armed soyboy he was bullying
Feels good

I’m pretty sure you don’t *fuck* crushes, or otherwise be in a position to cuck you...

They’d all probably be disgusted by you turning into a Sup Forumstard too.

were you five when you first played it? i sure hope so.

They all know I'm racist everyone does, I've been racist since I was like 5 years old
well I did and boy did it not go as I planned

>not naming your character something childishly offensive
>mfw peepee

I was a child and English wasn't my first language.

>And user grew up to be a dumb frogposter

>It makes it okay because I've always been retarded
Keep getting cucked white boi

I have a 2D waifu now who won't cuck me so it's okay
Pepe is dead

i swear to god i will kill you for that

Bruh... finna... kangz...

Finally, sweet release.

Why would you ever fall in love with someone who didn't give back the same feelings, did she at least know that you liked her?

I live in a main city in Australia and repeated, targeted harassment is definitely commonplace here, for some schools it happened from 5th grade all the way until the end of high school. Schools forced kids to attend giant assemblies "teaching" them not to bully and even tried to get the parents involved. In my school, which was a public school, the worst you could get for repeated bullying was having to miss out on your lunch break on a consistent basis. It never worked to deter the bullies.

It never happened in terms of literally giving kids wedgies and shoving them inside lockers, but it was constant verbal and physical harassment towards the same kid or group of kids even if they were in different classes and completely minded their own business. I know Sup Forums likes to equate any sort of banter or "lol stop acting like a faggot" with actual bullying, but there is a clear difference.

Public schools in Aus are a fucking hellhole. The teachers aren't allowed to do shit, since the gubment has gone full 'b-but what if they complain?' instead of 'BITCH YOUR KID IS GETTING FUCKED AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT/'
Private schools are far better, and the vast majority of them offer far better education. It's sad that we are one of the few developed countries where money makes a massive impact on your K-12 school's performance.

I remember we had an assembly in my school too for my grade addressing racism, because everyone was calling each other a nigger.

Yes. Whenever I make female characters in games they almost always look like the last girl I dated 5 years ago that broke up with me. I don't even consciously try to do it, they just always look like her.

kek

Cont'd...
Here's a fascinating story that happened in my school. And again, mine was a public school in a main city that was famous for having very high end of high school exam results.
>entire grade on a field trip
>one kid taking a nap on the side
>a few dickhead bullies start throwing things at him
>napping kid gets annoyed and gets up and pushes one of the bullies
>the bully swings a punch straight to the napping kid's head, in front of everyone
>teacher comes in and breaks it up
>a few days later, nothing happens, the bully gets zero punishment
>parents of the bully threaten to sue the school and the napping kid if they dare punish their little angel

>harassment
No, there isn't, here in South America if you get bullied you either pretend to be a faggot, laugh with them, and become their friends or take them outside to fight, either way bullying is well deserved and needed if we don't want to become a weak willed individuals.

Yeah the parents are right, kids play.
I remember one time in school we hid a gay porn magazine in the Muslim kids bag, at the end of class we told him to check his bag. Holy shit I was running straight for like 10 minutes from that kid I thought he was gonna fucking kill me, he didn't show up to school for like a week when the teacher asked where he went someone said he blew up and the whole class started laughing, it was a different time

Honestly the government needs to stop bowing to these fucks. Your kid is a retard? They need to repeat a grade. Your kid is a bully? They need to be punished. Being fucking weak willed around education is one of the worst things the government can do, and is one of the reasons why I hate the fucking government here.
They care more about student happiness rates than fucking public school performance.

>bullying is deserved
It happens if you happen to be born looking weird or happen to be in the wrong place at the wrong time.
>if you're bullied, just X!
Sick of this advice. Doesn't always work.
>bullying is well deserved and needed if we don't want to become weak willed individuals
Other way round. Bullied kids end up weak due to PTSD, social anxiety, etc. Bullying does infinitely more harm than the occasional good.

>kids play
Neck yourself.

Nah mate fuck off, grow some balls you sound like a pussy can't handle a bit of fun with the boys? You'd have killed yourself in my school, another time in the showers after gym we held the Chinese kid against the wall and took turns snapping the towel on his ass

I named him "Baby Ox" once.

>Bullying does infinitely more harm than the occasional good.
It's a means to an end, bulling itself isn't good but what comes from it, if you don't stand up by yourself and hold your ground things will never improve, both for the bully and the bullied.

do you come from a broken home? or are you just fronting

Nah, my family is pretty well off I went to the richest public school in the district.

fuck

Mine had an assembly only for the boys, where we were all told not to masturbate in class. Apparently there had been several instances in which a boy was caught masturbating during class. We never found out who it was, unfortunately.

>unfortunately.

I used to get so horny seeing this girls ankles I'd leave class to go jerk off in the washroom

Bitch boy detected. I’d bully your ass IRL if I ever met you.

This. It's a good lesson to know that people will be dickheads no matter where they are. Just don't be a dickhead yourself and bee urself, which means fighting back when necessary. People will respect that (girls too on the off chance that you land on their radar).

>no bullies

that explains how you grew up to be a reddit nigger

>soyddit

I remember a friend of mine that always when recces came he would fake tripping just to see under the skirt of the little girls, we were around 9. he taught me how to do it too

truly the patrician choice

>did this
>would translate anime openings into English, type out the text and send it to her masquerading it as my own writing
Thank you for reminding me of this.

Oh man, I remember in JK I built a fort with the blocks in class and back then most girls still wore skirts so I left an opening at the bottom and I'd lay down inside my for and look up and I could see up all the girls skirts, I was in heaven

>she cucks you with tyrone
true story btw

What's his name again...

>getting bullied
#Nope his name was Gary

I think 20 years from now I'll still be doing that with the girl I had a crush on in middle school.

Damn being a kid was so good, you could look like the most innocent creature in the world while being the devil himself and no one would bat an eye at you.