You've won the Twisted Metal contest. What is it that you desire?

You've won the Twisted Metal contest. What is it that you desire?

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A girlfriend/sister.

a five

I wish to be with Reisen!

a smaller dick

about tree fiddy

heh, check my 6, kiddo

A new Twisted Metal that has a good active online

your soul

I want the worst possible thing to happen.

>nothing happens

I wish for calypso to get his family back, ALIVE, so that he wouldn't be such an asshole and could be happy once again

I wish for me to be you and you to be me

To be steamed and served with a side of butter.

Done, now you are inside Eientei and she accidently kills you thinking you were an intruder.

YOUR WISH IS GRANTED!!!!

>Oh user dreamed the day his Waifu would become real and would do anything for her and boy did he ever. He killed and maimed across the world for his one true love and his heart jumped to his throat when she appeared in front of his very eyes. he held her in his hands and began to profess his love and name all his deeds. slowly her face began to change from adulation to disgust as it became clear the man who said she was his dream come true made the world a nightmare to make it happen, the hands that caressed her face were covered in the blood of the innocent. She began to scream about the monster in front of her, she began to scream to try to break, user tried to hold her tight to calm her down, and she stopped squirming, then she stopped breathing. They say the hardest part is letting go of the things you love, well there is always Next Year hahahahahahahaha.

I AM CALYPSO AND I THANK YOu FOR PLAYING TWISTED METAL!

My wish is for you to stop posting this every fucking day.

I want to know whether I should pick the 10% Booster or the Deflector enhancement in Rebel Galaxy. I can only pick one, and while the Booster enhancement sounds like the better deal I suck at making decisions like this.

For vidya to be as good and creative as it was in the 90s and early 2000s.

I wish.

Are you sure you're not Calypso himself? The evil accuracy on that is fantastic.

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I wish for pizza!

Peace, ah?

has pineapple on it. only pineapple, no ham

I want a fuckin spicy chicken sandwich from wendy's with no bullshit
surely you can do that for me without some kinda unnecessary monkey's paw nonsense
it's not even lofty I'm just hongr

No cheese, no sauce, no meat, no bread, pineapple only. He gets a pineapple.

he asked for a pizza, you can't just switch it up

it's a pizza deconstruction, I deconstructed everything except for the pineapple

The bread and pineapple switch places, thank you for playing twisted metal.

You shoving a 6 foot cactus up your ass

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Please do more user

I wish for the love of a woman

bring back green ketchup

m0r

I wish for that sneak shooting Soldier to leave me and my buildings alone!

I desire that you don't give me my desire.

Is Twisted Metal actually good? I love driving games and car combat, the only thing stopping me is how aged it looks, it still plays good right?
Also, do I get the PS4 or PS3 version? The PS4 doesn't have a platinum trophy, makes me think there's less content somehow.

You may think he loses either way here, but really, he wins either way.

>Youkai
>Caring about human deaths
lol
>B-but Moon Rabbits aren't actually-
Who cares, she's still racist and thinks humans are garbage.

I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce and mustard and-and I don’t want any zombie turkeys, I don’t want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don’t want any other weird surprises. You got it?

A world without video games.

Granted! Thank you for playing Twisted Metal

you choke on the sandwich and die

>Calypso then proceeds to sodomize a Donkey

I wish for a Merry Christmas, peace, and goodwill to all men!

>Not getting the reference.

Granted! Thank you for playing Twisted Metal.
The turkey is a little dry

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He instead posts hundreds of Wojaks and Pepes daily.

turns out she's your ugly, fat, adopted sister
they can't cope with being back in the physical world after experiencing heaven, and suicide, making calypso feel even worse
you feel like you're trapped inside a body that isn't yours, and get radical surgery to alter your face and body. everyone sees you as a freak, except for SJWs, who will now be your only friends
you awaken in a sauna, just about to be served a stick of butter
the thread is replaced by a continuous e-celeb general the mods don't delete
the games are too different for the casual audience, and companies cease to generate the revenue their boards invested in them to create, and the gaming industry collapses
she's too fat, ugly, boring and dumb for you to be interested in her romantically or sexually

A painless death

I think it depends on the Calypso, what he does with your wish and how heavily depends on what game we just won.

A video game thread on Sup Forums.

to be with her tee hee

green ketchup returns, and you instantly realise you wasted your wish on something meaningless
you realise he was the only thing keeping your server interesting, and you quit the gamehe grants it, and you return to your miserable life
you spend the rest of your life staring at the wall
you spend your last christmas being processed by your new alien overlords. but hey, at least they ended all wars, and the males get some sweet thriftshop clothes
it's a slow death. in fact, it takes just as long as it would to live the rest of your natural life and dying of natural causes. you lose all feeling in your body, meaning that you never feel pain again, and suffer various horrific injuries in turn
it's about the newest mobile 'game'
she never giggles, and you cease to exist


the problem with it is that you shoot straight from the front of your car, but your always driving around, so combat takes place entirely through passes-by. still pretty fun, though

I wish Sup Forums was full of video game OC, it was about games I liked, and it wasn't about any sort of fetish

Rip tranny op
I’ll be your friend. I’m not an sjw, I promise.

a grinder

world peace

>you
Don't dictate what the player does or likes or thinks after the wish is granted, that's not in your control.

To be a superhero