>doorbell
>"I'm playing shadow of war what the fuck is so important on my day off"
>fedx gives me a package
>hope to god it's not a fucking bomb since I'm not expecting shit
>IT'S A SWITCH OUT OF NO WHERE
Doorbell
Luke Gonzalez
Michael Moore
wtf you better return that op, you're not a thief are you?
Cameron Morales
user, if you didn't place that order, I sure as heck hope you return it. I recently had retarded delivery service workers leave several games at the home of a cranky neighbor.
Evan Wilson
IT HAS MY NAME ON IT I SWEAR
SOMEONE WANTED ME TO HAVE IT BUT I DON'T KNOW WHO
Nolan Lopez
>lying on the internet
Oliver Lewis
It even came with that hat in time game
Luke Wilson
>next pic: OP makes a selfie with his bearded open mouth and his glasses
Neck yourself.
Angel Sullivan
>save amazon's ass
For what fucking purpose, you corporatist bootlicker?
Chase Fisher
sucking in chin to unhealthy levels
Jack Parker
This says it came from someone in Missouri tho