Doorbell

>doorbell
>"I'm playing shadow of war what the fuck is so important on my day off"
>fedx gives me a package
>hope to god it's not a fucking bomb since I'm not expecting shit
>IT'S A SWITCH OUT OF NO WHERE

wtf you better return that op, you're not a thief are you?

user, if you didn't place that order, I sure as heck hope you return it. I recently had retarded delivery service workers leave several games at the home of a cranky neighbor.

IT HAS MY NAME ON IT I SWEAR

SOMEONE WANTED ME TO HAVE IT BUT I DON'T KNOW WHO

>lying on the internet

It even came with that hat in time game

>next pic: OP makes a selfie with his bearded open mouth and his glasses

Neck yourself.

>save amazon's ass

For what fucking purpose, you corporatist bootlicker?

sucking in chin to unhealthy levels

This says it came from someone in Missouri tho

Whats with these retarded stuttery gifs, you could have just taken a regular picture

Huge difference between Amazon sending something, that you never ordered, to your personal address (credit card would most likely be charged) and literally stealing from a neighbor.

Literally baiting people like you to bitch about content on the internet.

You're not very smart are you

Its a xmas gift user, enjoy!

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haha holy shit epix troll my dudde xdDD have all my upvotes :DD

A SWITCH!!!!

THANKS MOM!!

>being so much of a soyboy you need to make up stories to play switch

Want me to make a video crushing it then, big boy?

I agree, but a wrongly delivered package isn't stealing.

You're too much of a pussy to do it anyway

>Soyboys buy switch
>Real manly men filled with testosterone sit in front of a PC drawing wojack edits
hmm very interesting

He must've thought it had the wrong address, but everything's fucking correct

my name, the street, zip, state, city, all the shit

I've been here way too long to fall prey to one of the many colors of shit-stains like you that permeate this board anyways. :^)

That's what i thought. You're a giant faggot. Now go play your soytendo and don't come back

Are you a soyboy or bugboy? Bugboys and soyboys seem to be issued with them. Some kind of government initiative, perhaps.

Why would you destroy something you just bought anyway?

Nah I'm pureblood Sonyboi

Might be a ruined piece of shit after playing Mario Odyssey though

I didn't buy it you daft bitch, go through the thread.

How the fuck do I even hold the controllers, this is weird.

>I didn't buy it you daft bitch
If you say so user.

WHY IS IT A TABLET T

even the wireless GameCube controllers had more aesthetic than this

what is "soyboy"?

just look in the mirror

the new "cuck"

like for lankyboys who are afraid to eat meat

Actually, I'm running Linux

the new buzzword for "everything i dislike", it originated on r/the_donald but the faggots here think its a Sup Forums thing

I don't think you quite get how unboxing threads work.

>le open box threads xD dragon dildos

No, I've been on Sup Forums too long to pretend like it fucking matters.

Do you know what a pc is you idiot?

100% mad

someone else paid for shit they're not gonna receive. even if you don't consider it stealing it's an asshole move to not return it

Found another one

Thanks.
Found one btw

beef jerky came in the mail for me, i say i beat you op

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why the fuck is this shit so fun

i also found another one

>brainlet meme died for this
why

fucking kek

sooooooy xddd

brainlet meme was never funny.
soylent grin is funny.

>tfw was considering buying Switch but soyboy memes completely turned me off

Is Switch a soiboy console?

>shitty force Sup Forums meme is funny
yea

yes soy is so fun :D
soy soy soy
SOY!
soyboy soiboi xD

The conditioning is working!

>not green/purple
One job

If internet memes on Sup Forums are stopping you enjoying something you want, you need to a hard look at yourself.

I was waiting for "Here's your controller, bro" dick twist. You are such a disappointment, OP.

i fix cars, shoot guns, drink whiskey and eat steak.
i have a switch.

if you think having the switch makes you a soyboy instead of just being a soyboy that likes the switch, maybe you should stop being a soyboy.

Did you make the face?

It's a /fit/ meme you obsessed retard

I didn't say soy you dumb fucking inbred fuck. I said soylent grin, when these fags open their mouth wide like when you suck nigger cock

go be politically correct somewhere else you nu-male libshit commie

You know Amazon will replace it for them, right? Why the fuck should I return it?

if true:
>rich white kid gets a free WiiSwitch
>it's STILL $550 in my fucking shithole country

Fuck this genderqueer nonbinary twosoul xearth

Le 56% face.

If you open the package you're committing a federal crime by opening someone's private mail.

I hear nintendo has a soyboy tracker that they identify concentrated soy levels with so if you're a soyboy watch out you may be gettin a soy machine in your soybox this soykend.

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oh boy! a switch!!

Oh, can I unbox a thing here too?

Found the mirror? Congrats

I realized I had a marker after the first one!

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Is that your fursuit?

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yiff in hell furfag

No, I'm not a furry, sorry. I just like to sleep with stuffed animals.

Fucking furry

Thank you for watching.

This. I got two copies of NiOh and other shit because of Amazon's fuck ups delivering to my apartment.

Right up there with the dragon dildos
Nothing good ever comes from unboxing threads

they're both shitty forced memes

end your life

>Linux
>Not TempleOS

Nice try, CIA nigger.

I have an 11" touchscreen 1920x1200 IPS monitor arriving tomorrow.

Its for my smart home system.

If it was addressed to him it's legally his.

>soy funny XD
>brainlet mem funny XDDD

please get off my board

Grats :)

commit sue of side

Obviously it was not addressed to him since he didn't order it and didn't expect it you fucking retard

>itt soyfun for nu-males
Neck yourselves all of you

L O N D O N
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>Unironically using the soyboy meme on a video game discussion forum

n ice

Maryland.

>Long greasy hair

Post boipucci

>being this assmad

that hair doesnt look greasy at all