Doorbell

>doorbell
>"I'm playing shadow of war what the fuck is so important on my day off"
>fedx gives me a package
>hope to god it's not a fucking bomb since I'm not expecting shit
>IT'S A SWITCH OUT OF NO WHERE

wtf you better return that op, you're not a thief are you?

user, if you didn't place that order, I sure as heck hope you return it. I recently had retarded delivery service workers leave several games at the home of a cranky neighbor.

IT HAS MY NAME ON IT I SWEAR

SOMEONE WANTED ME TO HAVE IT BUT I DON'T KNOW WHO

>lying on the internet

It even came with that hat in time game

>next pic: OP makes a selfie with his bearded open mouth and his glasses

Neck yourself.

>save amazon's ass

For what fucking purpose, you corporatist bootlicker?

sucking in chin to unhealthy levels

This says it came from someone in Missouri tho