Here's your CPU bro

Here's your CPU bro

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I want to rub my dick on it.

it would be extremely painful

for jew

He's a big guy

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Isn't that guy asian or something?

could it be still fixed or is it done?

DUDE

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What do you think?

holy shit i know this is a joke but i cringed

>Brother orders motherboard from Amazon
>CPU pins are all bent to shit
How the fuck does this even happen?

Looks like some of the pins are actually missing, so no.

you either fix each pin individually, which can take hours
or just break all of them off and solder new pins on, which will take hours.
the easiest and the most cost-effective solution is to get a new one, but nothing's stopping you from fixing up what you have.

I always thought the LGA design prevents bent pins.

probably bought MSI

Here's your controller, bro.

>2017+1
>PGA CPU
LGA CPUs dont have pins. the pins are in the socket.

what does the sound button do

>PGA CPU
he said the pins for the cpu on the motherboard you dumb fuck

>here's your potion, bro

what the fuck do you honestly think

Oh, my bad. He still should of said socket pins and not CPU pins

>max score button
I can't remember who this max character was

no deflection. just take the verbal asswhooping I'm about to drop in 3. 2. 1.

Wonder why it's 20% slower

Real question what does the doug button do?

You didn't put enough thermal paste on it.

It literally says it ON the button you retard, can't you read?

it's impossible to put too much paste on if it's non conductive. the more the better.

>leaving your motherboard without paste

have fun watching your computer burn

The idea is to put on a thin layer to fill in the microscopic holes in the metal. If you put on too much you are separating the contact surfaces and will increase temperatures.

that's wrong. thermal compound is what makes it colder by dispersing heat effectively therefore cooling the two pieces of metal coming into contact with it.

It's okay, I have blue leds on my fans.

...by dispersing the heat to the heat sink, you don't want it going anywhere else

The paste is just plastic goo that electricity passes through. It doesn't make anything colder.

>not dunking your whole computer in thermal paste
LMAO ENJOY YOUR HIGH TEMPERATURES FAGS

No you fucking idiot. Thermal compound is a heat transference material. It literally transfers heat from the IHS to the CPU cooler.

wrong my dude, it is supposed to bridge all small gaps between the heatsink and the cpu. Metal on metal is still a better conductor but you need the paste to fill in the gaps.

shut the fuck up

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I see some green on there, not enough paste

nah he's right. that's why it's called stuff like ARCTIC silver. It's cold and it keeps stuff touching it cold. it keeps the ihs colder and keeps the cpu cooler colder. transferring heat into the air and absorbing cold air around it like a sponge.

Make me, punk

Can't argue against that logic

Why would you cool the heat sink if you're already cooling the CPU?

>not submerging your hardware in oil for perfect passive cooling

Good shit perfect fit for my mobo

>not building a pc entirely out of software

a colder heat sink is colder?

>>>>>>>>>>>pins

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>not really finding it especially funny
>out comes the hammer

imagine having to work on this shit

If the paste is conductive it will actually speed up your pc

pepsodent shark

>>tfw CPU temps hit 185f

HAHAHAHAAH

>he doesnt use thermal paste that has ram

Enjoy having your processor crash because of memory shortage

>baby’s don’t understand this.

can a brainlet build something like this?

what's funny about this? i use liquid metal and it does...

>he doesnt just download more RAM when needed

youtube.com/watch?v=RrJreUX3TCk

only a brainlet would

Only brainlets did build something like this.
It was pretty popular a few years ago but they're fucking stupid as fuck to maintain and can sometimes get really hot to the point where you basically boil your hardware.
Just don't do it. If you wanna go special ricer garbage, go with a hardtubed watercooling system.

people did it with low power shit to make essentially a 100% silent system, but its a stupid idea and if it gets too hot it doubles down as a hardware deepfrier so dont do it

Wait what's the point of the fan then?

sounds you're peepee hole

Here's your CPU bro

Wait, so can I fry fries while I play Crysis?

Nice

I fucking wish.

isnt it basically just one of those fx cpus with a lot of weak cores

no

>tfw it's summer
>tfw usual temps are often at 60C
>still too lazy to install the new fan and heatsink I bought over a year ago
>still have no idea how to remove the dust from the case without disassembling everything and carefully brushing it off
feels 69 IQ, man

I'm sure I heard of one omegabrainlet on here who used mineral water instead of mineral oil

aesthetic