Girl joins guild or clan

>girl joins guild or clan
>doesn't immediately start stirring shit
Has this ever happened? I've seen high end WoW guilds get torn apart by some fat girl who couldn't dodge Heigan right.

I have never played videogames with a girl who isn't fucking/sending nudes to one of the guild/group members

It seems to be the worst in MMO's

I've been to a few female-run guilds where plenty of members were women and never happened anything notable except videogames and having fun.
If you are an underage faggot you'll end up with other faggots, regardless of their sex.

why can't people treat girls and boys equally? i always cringe when i see a girl fucking up some mechanic at boss and nobody says a thing, whereas some dude does the same and the raid leader goes apeshit. i can't believe that this many virgins are being deluded by the possibility of getting eventual attention from the girl (which is worth fucking nothing ofc)

No because (((girls))) are hardwired to always be desperate for attention, you can't argue with science

I had one in my wow guild. She played priest and was hot as FUCK (took ages to pry a picture out of her). She was never afraid to talk shit either, basically just became one of the dudes.

Then the main tank's wife (the main healer) divorced him and imploded the entire guild.

RIP.

post it

In other words, even when a girl was behaving, another girl managed to ruin everything. Kek

Not from what I've seen.

I've seen guilds torn apart by fat women who didn't do anything in game but sit in town and try to turn gchat into a soap opera

>under 30
>attention whores
>over 30
>guild moms

>be in a brothel-themed RP guild on moonguard
>it was run by a chick who didn't take a cut of the earnings
>lasted for months until people just stopped showing up to events

was a blast desu. the top """girl""" was a night elf player who once had a line around the inn. a literal formed up line. poor dude must have been exhausted

Who the fuck is this? This looks nonironically like my ex.

I'm exactly 30, and am neither.
Guess I'm magically going to get pregnant soon.

Never happened to me. Girls in my life are hardcore pros. They forsook a life of sluttery to be good at vidya. I have to respect that.

>no swearing in guild chat
ffs woman shut the fuck up

had a guild that was mostly middle aged women in it
there wasn't much drama but holy shit everyone was (understandably) terrible at the game

then you're ugly

who said anything about swearing?

>being a childless woman over 30

recuiscat in pace

Prove it.

Can I call you mommy anyway?

I-i'll pay

mommy

Who's she? I want to lick her nose

you dont need magic for that ho

if you were nia i would impregnate you so you could upgrade to guild mom

>why can't people treat girls and boys equally?

We are hardwired not to do for evolutionary reasons, those who did, just died.

back in the days of GW2 my firend left his GF for a girl in the guild he still regret it 5 years later

guild moms arent that bad from my experience. Had one in my guild back in the day and all she really did was get people to get their shit together and come to raids and tell her husband to tank better
This was 10 years ago though so the mmo environment has probably changed

yes, the guild i raid leaded for had a lot of female players who did good

one of them did most of the analytics for our boss fights

Who dis

The fact that you're a woman playing video games at 30, without being married

What cup size are your tits?

>starts post with "I'm"
>loudly rejects generalization
>that second sentence
>replying to a thread on an imageboard at all

Nice try, (((girl)))

the girls don't stir shit up, it's the guys who don't get to talk to females in real life so they obsess over the handful that they interact with online.

I've been in plenty of guilds with chicks with zero drama, it's just an honest reality that you don't get a "high end guild" in games without it being a virginal sausage fest of unbridled sexual frustration where any perceived 'escape' from that state of being is like throwing meat into a cage of starving dogs. The chicks who like that attention join those, the normal women join smaller guilds with normal people who enjoy the game but don't make it their whole lives.

Granted this usually brings out the virgins and the autists en-masse when I say it but w/e, sometimes the truth hurts.

>guild moms aren't that bad from my experience.
I wasn't implying they were bad at all.

>one of them did most of the analytics for our boss fights
That sounds gay as fuck. Were you a high end autistic WoW guild?

show tits, faggot

>starts post with "I'm"
Not her/him, but the fuck is wrong with "I'm"?

Thats not true at all they are usually aware of being surrounded by virgins and use it to their advantage

Kicking girls from your community is the proper way to handle the situation, it's inevitable that people will orbit her and eventually destroy the community so just get rid of her early on

>remembering 12 years ago when I helped shit up a guild over a girl

How could I be so naive?

Who said I'm not married?
Don't assume shit, nigger.

>magically going to get pregnant

oh yes it will be magical

yes because that's what females are mentally programmed to do, attract as many mates as possible. men are supposed to be able to control our libido when the situation calls for it. unfortunately, most of the people online are boys.

You were retarded. Probably still are.

just a normal group trying to do heroic/mythic hfc, we ended up fizzling out at gorefiend

Status: fucking obliterated

Then you're a fucking guild mom. Guild mom doesn't mean you actually have a kid, retard

how do we know who's wrong in the divorce?

Then what's the word "mom" for?
Learn English, retard.

You're a mom of the guild. aka an old bitch who helps people

what's so bad about not having childs at 30?
I think things are going to change soon.

Okay here's my proposal
1) I'll get to impregnate you every time you're ovulating
2) You keep the babies
3) You act like you're my mother in the guild
4)I'll pay you $3k per month per every kid you're given birth to
5)You are not allowed to send naked pictures to other men
Sounds good?

>Planetside 2 Outfit
>Usually play tanker or MAX because being an armorer badass was fun
>Outfit member's wife joins, barely says a word, almost always plays engineer or medic
>Notice she is always following me when Im in a MAX keeping me repaired and supplied.
>Not really complaining, but thought maybe she would want to play alongside her husband who was a pilot
>He tells me she just wants to be useful and figures keeping me alive and supplied with ammo is the best way to do that
>Continue on as normal, no problems at all. Enjoy stomping through entire biolabs with little NC sidekick occasionally yelling "FRAG OUT!" in a high pitched, childish voice.

>WotLK guild was ran by a 35 year old women who also ran an orchestra
>absolute iron lady, basically saw us as instruments
>our off-tank falls ill, has no family
>she personally drives him to hospital and shit and regularly visits him to make sure he's not alone
>continues to direct the guild til we finally down Arthas
this is why I don't subscribe to the robot women memes

Hit that wall hard huh

because girls get offended for calling them out

And in this thread, we now witness the whole guild shit dilemma that plagues mmo's play out. Simply by one user claiming to be a female.

Are you intentionally being this fucking dense?

>play wow
>guild tank is a woman
>she's fucking great at it
Also she was older than us kids who played the game (like adult old, 20something) so for us 13yo lil shits she was our wow momma

I need to stab some semen into you right now

I played wow in Vanilla/BC. The only universal trait i noticed in female players was that they were not very good. My Vanilla guild was a casual raiding guild and we had several women, again not good players but most of them did not start shit, nor would it be allowed as the guild was well run. The BC guild was the 2nd best hardcore raiding guild on my server and we only had 1 women who was only in cause she was friends with the guild master. She was bad (by our standards) and everyone always made fun of her for sucking.

There are 4 or 5 in my FC in FFXIV (actual females, many of us met at the fanfest) but half of them are in a long-term relationship and the other half are too autistically abrasive to have extended conversations with.

Did you get to suck her tits?

It's just easier for me to think in strict universals user

What made you drop /vg/ threads Sup Forums?
>discord
>tripfags
>attention sluts
>trannies

Good observation, user.

They don't cover games that I play currently. Sometimes I check in for idolmaster news though

I've been in plenty of groups with capable women who didn't dramallama.

The trick is treating them like everyone else, and not sperging over the fact they're women. Real life works the same way.

I try to stay under the radar since the guild usually has drama queens and attention whore trannies already

post tits anyway

L O N D O N

I'm not sure what you mean.
>One person exists as a female
>Everyone panics about this fact and throws shit everywhere
Are you blaming the girl for existing, or the people for acting that way?

>tfw the guild mom buys you a holiday sweater off the cashshop for christmas

>and not sperging over the fact they're women.

Only problem is, Sup Forums is a board that can't stop giving shitposters (You)s, so expecting people here to stop sperging out over everything might be asking too much.

It goes against anonymous imageboard culture, not your blog, changes the conversation from being about the topic to being about you, etc

>trannies
what happened with this "only 1% are trannies bro :) "? there are trannies everywhere

...

>Real life works the same way.
then why do girls have so many orbiters?

Mental illnesses becoming acceptable and encouraged

Yes.
that's the whole situation right there, hence a dilemma.
Is it because because of the attention whoring?
the horny faggots that need to rub one off?
or the tards calling seething at the female?

I think he's blaming both because he's pointing out that it doesn't even have to be an actual girl to fuck shit up. Sonsobe pretending to be a girl can do it too because nerds are desperate.