Why can Morgana turn into a car?

Why can Morgana turn into a car?

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The sequel was better.

A car is fine too

Because of Miyazaki.

No, seriously.

>You can't rape a car!
I really don't want to google that youtube video again so I'll leave it to your imagination.

spoilers: he will rape a car

i once talked with a japanese guy and we were talking about porn stuff and he asked me if dragons fucking cars was a real foreign fetish or something and i didn't know what the hell to say to him

"Yes."

why the hell were you talking about that

youtube.com/watch?v=j18e_ID-DpA

EEEEEHHHHH? DORAGONZU FAKINGU CARZU???!!

>you can't rape a car

This is their excuse which I still don't get

OL' GODZILLA WAS FUCKIN' AROUND

you need to watch totoro

what's that?

so he can have you inside of him of course

oily catbussy

a famous ghibli film

who's ghibli?

a famous totoro creator

GO TO FUCKING SLEEP

It's sad people wont understand this

I went on the internet last night

I want to fuck that cat

Obviously a reference to this movie.

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WHOA, LOOKING COOL, JOKER!

please I haven't slept in like 2 months

hey guys ive got bored at that bitchs palace the one with her dad being some burger place boss and im too lazy to play it cause its too long, can you tell me the later plot?

Because In My Neighbor Totoro there's a car cat. Since Miyazaki films have such a big cultural impact on the population Morgana gets the ability to transform into a car as well.

what the FUCK was atlas thinking

It was all a dream

That dwarf from LOTR

You summon satan and shoot god in the face
Also the ace detective "betrays" you but you've been rusing him from day 1 and you force him to kill himself

WHOA, LOOKING COOL, JOKER!

you mean this young detective you meet at tv station?

Yes

>WHOA, LOOKING COOL, JOKER!

SASUGA, JOOKAH!

SASUGA JOKAH

then explain

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I want to have sex with a cat.

Ann is Ryuji's GF though

ghibli son of ghroin

HAHAHA what a cuck

That was the first thing I thought of too. Made my day.

Great film.

me too, I call tails

WHOA, LOOKING COOL, JOKER!

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wtf is this dialogue real?

yeah

WHOA, LOOKING COOL, JOKER!

>I can't wait to bully your tiny nip cock, you slant eyed bastard!

Geez Atlus, was this line really okay?

RAPING 'DEM KIDS ON THE OL' PLAYGROUND

WHOA LOOKING COOL JOKER

Seriously, I havent had a good nights sleep in a week, I'm losing it here