How do you feel about Clam Blitz now that it's been out for a while?

How do you feel about Clam Blitz now that it's been out for a while?

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I feel like I want to impregnate those squids

Clam Blitz is poopoo. Only Zone Control and Rainmaker is good. I was sad when there was another game mode which I don’t enjoy, seeing as I can’t choose game mode myself.

it's pretty fun... as long as your team isn't completely awful at it

Not a fan

can they perform interspecies breeding?
I don't really like rainmaker, I like clam blitz more but I still don't like it as much as splat zones. I'd say I like tower control and clam blitz about equally

It's not Splatzones, so it's okay in my books.

Nothing tops Rainmaker though.

They can damn well try

i wanna blitz that clam

I need to fap
please dump pics

It's stupid and I would rather it not exist

true

I like clam blitz but get unironically mad when my team dies to stupid shit like being walked over by a roller.

It's okay

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Why do I want to cum inside a squid woomy so badly?

Is the low tickrate actually a big deal? It's one of the biggest criticisms I've seen for Splatoon 2.

Because you're a fucking pedophile.

>not a loli
Disgusting

go back to resetera

Clam blitz bring me the most salt out of all modes. Either no one wants to push through and just play defense, no one has awareness to stomp the guy with the clam making an easy beeline to the goal, or the entire game is a fucking stalemate until some small fuck up results in the enemy landing the net in like the last 15 seconds of the match

because they're delicious.
I've never really had issues with it.

The bigger deal is the P2P connection.

Go back to plebbit you fucking fairy. They're squids not children

here you go I'm sure this thread is more suited to your tastes

would you ever even know it existed if someone hadn't told you about it? if no, then it's probably not a big deal.

They're squid daughters that are for protecting. NOT for inappropriate physical contact.

>2018
>not wanting a squid daughterwife

Post more squids

Sweaty squid navels need to be tongue cleaned

I wish I were a squidkid so I could release my kraken on a cute woomy's asshole i.4cdn.org/d/1514751737410.jpg

>no one has awareness to stomp the guy with the clam making an easy beeline to the goal
HOLY SHIT THIS
It even gives a fucking marker

such a pain when your team just ignores it

I'm not going to die of old age. I'm not going to die of a chronic illness. I'm not going to die in an accident. I'm going to die from multiplayer game rage.

>daughterwife
Cletus pls

have an octopus instead

Shit like this makes me ashamed of my dick even though I'm the national average.

It is only fun when you get out of C ranks and even then that is painful to do.

i'm glad i got a good first run and escaped the lower clam blitz ranks fast

Tickrate is hardly noticeable since 99% of weapons don't work like weapons in other games. You are not fighting with over-the-speed-of-sound bullets.

>Barely pubescent squid has some of the bigger asses in Japanese games.
The new generation needs to take over sooner. Asses should be taken just as seriously as tits and not just by a few heroes like Akihiko Yoshida.

The only thing I don't like about Clam Blitz it's how it is the hardest to finish quickly. It's borderline impossible to win from a single barrier break unless your team is extremely coordinated and nobody dies. It's probably the mode I've seen the least amount of KOs

Just be glad you're not one of the tiny dicked motherfuckers keeping you at the average.

this. Clam blitz is a lot more communication heavy than any other ranked mode

>Everything is going great
>Our barrier gets broken
>Open map
>Everyone is at the base killing that one dude
Cool, I'll be ready to break theirs as soon as possible
>clam sound
what
>clam sound clam sound clam sound
STOP
>You lost the lead

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Wait was there really a uniqlo thing, that’s dope

tower control > rainmaker > clam blitz > splatzones

It's the most teamwork intensive which means you either rape the enemy team sideways or you get instantly buttfucked if your team is good or bad
Sometimes I get lucky and clams spawn near me after opening the goal, other times my idiot team would just play deathmatch without defending and do nothing to prevent the enemy from scoring

Please stop posting sexy squids and making me want to buy this game.

>Wait was there really a uniqlo thing, that’s dope
a whole jp splatfest about it

I FUCKING LOVE SQUIDS

Ok

I have Splatoon 2 in my Amazon cart right now user. Don't make me do something I am going to regret.

If you want to buy the game for sexy squids, DON'T. That's something you'll definitely will regret.

Ok

I am interested in it gameplay wise and I am looking for another Switch game. Not only the sexy squids but I find the overall aesthetic appealing too.

squid evolution has gone far.
with only humanity and a flood as a small price for that

fanart make them a lot more appealing than they are in the game ABORT ABORT

In that case, go for it.

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shut up pearl
you would do the same if you could

>PEARL GETS BEST CHOICE AGAIN
Its like they want her CUTE ass to keep on winning.

>tfw already S+ in clam blitz
Its the best mode,but its a damn shame it has such shitty time schedules for whatever reason!

They need to randomize the stage modes more often because it seems like most clam blitz take place in the morning at the crack of dawn or at like 2 am and the worst is when im at work from 2:30 to 7:30.

awful

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ERECT

that love vs money splatfest got some nice art
lovely marie

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why are squids so lewd

It's genetic

>GIRL(Male)

Thanks for making me lose my boner

squid style

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Clam Blitz is great in league with a friend or evne just ranked after you know what you're doing. I hated it at first too because it's not self explanatory but after I figured it out? That one time I passed clams to a teammate so they could make the football? Taking care of the enemies while my teammates stack up clams?

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cute

i play brush but i SUCK at clams and it frustrates me
i try to control turf but nobody else on my team inks so map control is impossible
it's like the only strategy is rolling up into enemy spawn to slip in goals (not fun)

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This is one of the few games that gets me fucking seething. I love the game just ranked mode is filled with fucking dumbasses that lose you matches.

had a few bad brush players in my team. pretty much going on their own and kept getting themselves splatted before a single score

It's fun, now Tower Control on the other hand...holy fucking shit, legit lost like 6 times in a row right now, had to go play some Turf War to ease my pain.

oh some one PLEASE give source on this.

There are more than enough tags you could pull from that image, stop being a faggot and ask the panda

So stylin'

alright, alright, jeez. You don't have to be so mean about it.

>get deranked for the 1st time because of cunts who don't even know about the tower in tower control

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tfw pearl separates normies from patricians

damn i wish that were me

new splatfest announed

>The first Splatfest of 2018 is almost here! The question being decided is for movie lovers and aficionados: do you prefer comedies or action movies? That’s right, it’s side-splitters vs. explosions. Jokes vs. adrenaline. Slapstick vs. fight scenes! (And no, you can’t choose “action-comedy.” Dems the rules!)

>The Splatfest will take place from 1/12 (Fri) 8:00 p.m. PT – 1/13 (Sat) 8:00 p.m. PT.

>Oh, and just as a SSA (Squid Service Announcement): since the theme of this Splatfest is going to be shared globally, the results will be coming in late Sunday morning. So feel free to sleep in a little – Judd won’t mind!

Comedy > Action

>announed
announced

Is there more to this? If so, please sauce me up.

I am going to blow my brains out. If i lose another match cause of teammates who aren't even playing the game i'm going to shoot up NOA

This is actually a sure as shit 50/50 split. Pure subjectivity.

>the squid in sport shorts

This is too lewd, user. TOO LEWD