He listens to old AVGN everynight to fall asleep

>he listens to old AVGN everynight to fall asleep

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I've lost all respect for James after the whole loco bandito meme and how 75% of AVGN videos in the last 3 years have been shit.

Back to r/TheCinemassacreTruth soy boy

HAVE SEX WITH MY WIFE

>caring about e-celebs
>caring about e-celebs years past their relevancy

>handsome
>aged like fine wine
>talented artist
>well dressed
>good at video games
>has a hot girlfriend who dresses in cosplay and cooks for him
>probably the father of James' daughter
>has a big dick
>posted the pics on twitter to prove it
>beat Super Mario Bros. while shitfaced on a stream

What's the whole big dick thing about with him? I missed it when that controversy went down.

He tweeted a pic of his dick to put to rest the rumour he has a 12 inch dick, it's actually only 10 inches

I-is it not normal to have youtube videos on as white noise while you sleep? though I don't use AVGN

Is not that weird, I always listen to rebetaxi and funhaus when I can't sleep

>he doesnt go to sleep with porn in the background

>mom brings her friend over
>try and ignore the sex sounds while you sleep

There's nothing sadder than this generation of nerds who grew up in the 80s before nerds were cool. They spent so much time defending their hobbies that they became little nerd zealots who were totally without taste and now, decades later, they're driven just by nostalgia.

>mom brings her friend over

>not the last 6 years

>And I feel bad. I feel like I picked on a retard or something like "What are you, retarded? Oh, I'm sorry."

Can we all agree that Swordquest, Zelda timeline, and Nintendo Power are the best episodes?

action 52
street fighter 2010
die hard

2017 was the year that Cinemassacre died. Mike Matei blew it up, and shitty AVGN episodes did nothing to save the destruction

Mike Metai is the reason James even started the AVGN videos

Virtual Boy, Plumbers don't wear ties and Silver S̶u̶r̶f̶e̶r̶ Shit say hello. Actually every episode pre 2010 is at least good, 2007 era being consistently great.

HOLY FUCK

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO DID THIS

Seriously though, for the past few months that's all I've been watching while in bed with my laptop while I browse Sup Forums and /x/

I'm fed up with Sup Forums it's way too liberal

I usually listen to jontron

Do you mean Jon "firing my nine into the welfare line" Jafari?

What turkeys worked on this murky mess of monkey jerky?
Some quirky jackass from Albuquerque?

Maybeh....

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it literally is the same thing as leaving the TV on while you sleep
the difference being that literally nobody watches TV anymore so it even makes more sense to use youtube videos as white noise

EWWWW UNCUT

I can't stand this kind of shit. What is so hard about not having sex when others are in the house? It's such a simple gesture of respect

Pretty sure he means Jon "I explicity review shit but most of my show is cutaways and unnecessary props to flaunt my studio and budget" Jafari.

I WIPE MY ASS ON THIS GAME

I watch random Joe Anderson videos to lull me to sleep every night. I like hearing him talk. It's calming. Am I gay?

The only thing I use my TV for is JewTube, Netflix, and video games.

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SHIT THE FUCK

If you like his shitty opinions then yeah you're gay

t. triggered nintenbro

I actually do this. No remorse

youtube.com/watch?v=4yn52NTdV0c&t=8m19s

Because she was a whore who liked coke and alcohol

Where do you people find out about this personal stuff and why do you care.
No and saying that you do it while watching their show is not an answer, I watched all the episodes of avgn and jontron and I know nothing about their personal lives.

Sorry consolewar faggot but I mainly play on PC

The same place they find out about all the DSP stuff.

Farming for kiwis.

I listen to Steve1989MREInfo like a true patrician

I do, been on my sleep list since almost the beginning.

Nice!

Are you always the same guy ? I see Steve pop out a lot lately. Its pretty

Nice

He literally looks like Shaggy from Scooby Doo.

No. I've always been into Steve but since you guys are meming him more I've decided to also meme him
nice hiss

based steve

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I tried watching some videos and they were so dry and uninteresting. Being mad is as close as he gets to not being a dry biscuit.

And yet, you'll never have fangirls!
There was an old meme about AVGN having a big dick. Mika saw it, and wanted to shill his own big dick meme by posting pictures of other guy's dick on Twitter, then deleting it. Sup Forums's homo crowd picked up the meme and it spread.

Faggot soyboy James has a tiny dick an a botched circumcision that's why Mike is always at James house alone, his wife needs a real dick to please her

Sure thing Mike, you'll still never have female fans.
Nice memes, by the way, it's so 2011.

HE'S GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST

TO LET YOU FUCK HIS WIFE IN THE ASS

YOU CAN SHUT UP NOW

I'm not Mike, you're just jealous Mike has a big dick, a $1,000,000 in his bank account and a banging hit girlfriend
James is in debt with medical bills, has an ugly bitch wife, a small dick, and is balding

You can soy up now faggot

I TOLD YOU TO SHUT UP BUT YOU DID"NT LISTEN

Back to r/TheCinemassacreTruth soy boy

OH LOOK A FREE IPAD

Can you fuck off?

>fired Bootsy
All my respect gone

Guy LeDouche here, first I start by jacking off, then head into the shower, before moving on to shitpost on Sup Forums, and finish with putting MXC on my laptop in order to fall asleep, user?

>not lining up a couple of old BOTW episodes to sleep to

>I'm not Mike
lmao

Soy

>beat a game he probably has more familiarity with than the back of his hand while shitfaced on a stream
Really now, if you can't beat (your favorite game) and it's a reasonable length to do so while shitfaced then why are you even here?

I want the old Jon back. He was funny and actually reviewed video games

Techmoan is THE comfiest channel
prove me wrong

Since we're mainly just talking about channels we think are good then I want you to step the fuck aside.

this, fuck freeman's mind tho, game dungeon is the real deal

I used to be really into freeman's mind, still kinda am, but his rants and game dungeon are obviously leagues better.

Since all his Freeman's Mind work got swept up in the Adpocalypse while his Game Dungeon stuff remained untouched, I guess that means we can expect more of that. Which is good because that's his best work by a landslide.

I like following his Twitter. He takes something as petty as a Youtube ad-claim so seriously.

>having fangirls is soy
ok, go back to making sponsored videos about shitty indie games, Mike, James is too busy screwing fangirls at the cons.

>posts a picture older than his mom

He's just more passionate about it. He said he was sick of Freeman's mind long ago because it was becoming more methodical and tedious for him.

>posts a shitty shoop
Just go away Mike. And stop drinking alcohol at night your belly is growing, and you're not man enough to handle alcohol, wimp.

get a room, gay boys

>he doesn't know Mike shitposts here all the time

>the game functions on a 2D plane and largely consists of sprites. It's all very interesting and exciting and dang fun to play.
Wow Jon thanks for that excellent review.

HE'D RATHER HAVE
A GIGOLO

holy fuck, are you me?

Yeah whatever fag boy fuck off
IM NOT MIKE

>IM NOT MIKE

Mike destroyed cinemassacre single handedly with shit content and a huge ego. He is a talentless hack who needs to talk about his dick and actually put it online to get some praise about something. It should have always been James and Bootsy.

Mike STARTED cinemassacre
Fuck you

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>this triggers the Reddit soy boy

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KEK!!!!

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Sex is a natural aspect of life. Do you also require no one else in the house eat while you're there?

apparently I'm missing 2 issues, "Careful where you stick that thing" and "Penny Arcade"
If anyone has them please post

good taste my man