Kirby just swallowed your ass! What powers does he get?!
Kirby just swallowed your ass! What powers does he get?!
Easton Long
Robert Moore
Shitting powers.
Josiah Walker
Kirby gets the ability to tell what time it is within twenty or so minutes of accuracy and the ability to cause nearby electronics to frequently bug the fuck out and glitch or stop responding appropriately. Oh, also I guess he can never get upset or tilted at video games, so that's cool.
Martial arts on the side too maybe.
Brayden Russell
lol!
Henry Reyes
failure
Asher Wood
Hemorrhoids
Wyatt Hall
bubble butt powers
Connor Sullivan
academic paper writing
Nolan Foster
London?
William Cox
powerful glutes, but salmon korma poots
William Howard
brap
Jaxon Fisher
21st century schizoid man
Alexander Nguyen
the ability to jack off at least 10 times a day and stinky feet
Eli Adams
attracting the opposite sex without meaning to
Cameron Kelly
you wish soyboy
Cameron Hernandez
Autogynephilia
Michael Wood
Approximate measurements by eye with moderate accuracy. Truck driving. Tits. Alcoholism.
Jackson Stewart
BRAAAPPP!
Luis Young
He can jerk off to completion in 15 seconds.
Noah Smith
HURRY UP WITH MY DAMN CROISSANTS
Daniel Hughes
Apathy and invisibility.
Adrian Sanders
Severe constipation mixed with it bouts of uncontrollable nervous diarrhea.
Xavier Collins
this 4
Michael Flores
Intelligence, nihilism, and a wicked sense of humor.
Nathaniel Martinez
Drumpf-supporting rural retards not aloud here
Henry Allen
Depression and lack of self-confidence.
Adrian Perry
Bleeding and never-ending wipes