Girlfriend beats you in a game

>girlfriend beats you in a game

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>gf beats you while you game

>you beat her in irl

>girlfriend

All gamers know that our gf only wins because we let her. After all, we all know how our gamer gfs like to celebrate after a victory ;)

shes gonna leave you for someone who can beat her in games

Whoever drew this is shit.

The hand would have the back of it facing the camera if he was shooting himself.

>gf beats you in the "not existing" game

>letting girls win
The girl that liked me the most in my life was the one I kept bullying in elementary

Dominating them turns them on and makes them feel like a woman

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>Girlfriend gets you to play a game with the guy she's going to cheat on you with

I dumped her.

He said girlfriend

>girl

>gf beats your highscore in Guitar Hero

I was too innocent for her.
I didn't even eat ass back then.

>white women
Gross

>gf beats you in Puyo Puyo Tetris as Rulue and you aren't allowed to cum for the next 7 days

I play three instruments and I swear that any person on this planet will beat me in Guitar Hero. I am so god awful at those games, and I don't know why

I've technically been beaten by my little sister in Smash in a 3v1 I almost won despite stipulations against me.

That's pretty cute. Did she choose her teammates?

is your little sister your gf?

>girl sleeps with you then burrows gas money for the drive home to her boyfriend

why did I feel like the cuck?

>tfw no loli sisterwife to Smash with

Did you beat her in doctor minigame?

How much gas money.

Yeah, even chose who I played as. She got me with Peachs frying pan when she read my roll.

$20

All my buddies play instruments, too, but they aren't very good at it either. Something about the timing throws them off.

>be like 13
>my mom doesn't play video games at all
>Somehow convince her to play a round of soul caliber 2 on the GameCube with me
>She picks Maxi
>totally obliterates my ass somehow

>girlfriend beats you

>girlfriend

> girlfriend of your best friend beats you in a video game in front of him
> neither of them know that you have a crush on your best friend

>402367882
How do you know he is killing himself and it's not someone else's hand? Also why are you expecting logic from a fucking meme?

Is this bait. You are literally the opposite of a cuck. You are cucking someone else.

All things being equal, if a slut were to sleep with two people at the same time, how would the cuck be identified? Is it by the most public relationship? The longest-lasting one?

One possible cuck identifier is whether or not the individual is financially supporting the slut in some way. You have to be scientific about this instead of just relying on generalisations.

some hot shit
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lmao!

9 year olds shouldn't be doing that stuff to old men

A deal's a deal, user!

user paid her, so he is the cuck

>You beat her IRL as a payback
Dont fuck with me next time bitch

>girl
>friend

Depends on how "official" the relationship is. If you use terms like "girlfriend", "partner" or, god forbid, "fiancée" or "wife", that's a good indicator. On the other hand, if you just give money to a chick who's dating someone else, you're just a moron.

Anyone wanna be my gf for 1 minute?

Nigga you cucked the boyfriend

My little sister (13 years old) beat me and my dad like 4 times in Mortal Kombat. Somehow she is really good at memorizing the combos (something about patterns and she plays Sudoku) and honestly it was pretty hilarious. Sge doesn't even play vidya, if she does its like Pac Man or Mario Kart. My dad was happy about it and had her play against his friends online and she beat 3 out of 5 of them, pretty nice desu

>gf leaves you because talking to her and going on dates was too much of a chore and getting in the way of your vidya time

How can you sleep at night? You have to tell the boyfriend man. What if she gets pregnant? You have no idea how many other dudes she is fucking.

Don't worry, user. You're still the best at sucking cocks

>tfw no imouto who'll play vidya with me

>gf beats you in game
>a deal’s a deal user, now you have to suck my toes

I had to yell at one of my friends once when my girlfriend beat him in MK9 by button mashing and he got pissy

i broke up with her later to have more time to play WoW

Is getting a girlfriend that likes videogames and other nerdy shit worth it?

>somewhere out there, there's a girl that learns combos by heart and shit like zoning just comes naturally to her
>never gets anywhere with it because she's not interested in it
The true tragedy of our era

If I paid her can I just be a loser paying a whore? It wasn't the first time we hung out and did stuff.

I'd invite her over to fuck my friends. Maybe they could have got her pregnant too. This wasn't recent though.

>what if she gets pregnant
Stop, the story was already hot enough

>complain about how a game is unintuitive and trash to control
>girlfriend suggests to play the game instead
>hand over the controller
>she has zero problems with the game

>Not questioning the fact that he has a rope over his head when he's pointing a gun at his head anyways

If she functions normally without having Zelda tattoos and primary colored hair, she is worth it. If she has those red flags avoid like a disease.

you might just be retarded

>wife beats you at mario kart

Shut up Pat

That makes it funny

It's to make sure that he's already in Gensokyo when he's dead, silly

What game?

>Girlfriend beats you daily no matter what you do

and pegs you after?

I fucked you're girlfriend.

>that pic
source right now

Shadow of the Colossus.I was complaining as early as the tutorial colossus.

I don't think it redeems me in the slightest, but I did enjoy watching her play it.

>wife's son beats you in game you bought for him

Man I was happy to find out that a girl on the internet actually had a dick for this exact reason. For a while I thought I actually lost to a girl.

That game's controls are ass and I never got the hang of it either. Granted I was playing the PS3 version which apparently has glitchy controls that weren't in the original or something.

>I fucked you are girlfriend.

I'll fuck you're girlfiriend too, idiot

>gf

>gf beats you
>Now you'll let her shove a finger in your ass for a whole week during sex

Kek

>WOOOOORYYYA

source plz

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one of the best shags i had was when i crushed my gf in monopoly. we didnt even finish the game she just pounced on me before bankrupting her.

Goddammit, why can't I have source?
;_;

>bf gets mad at losing and hits you

>bf hits you even if he wins

>play online game
>play it over 2 years
>Girl beats you
>she started the game 2 days ago
>want revanche
>lose again
>Revanche
>lose again
>suddenly you hear her BF in background
>suddenly she starts heavy breathing
>stil lose the game while she mouning in pleasure

>bf slaps you

>oh wow my mom/sister/gf just picked up the controller the first time and kicked my ass with button mashing
GIT GUD Sup Forums serious GIT GUD

>tfw gf has ridiculously strong legs but weak upper body

>fuck my imaginary twink bf

>wife's son

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>not deliberately letting grills win out of pity for the weaker sex.

now that you say it

Most women have comparable lower body strength to men. Just go to any gym and you'll see girls squatting about the same as guys.

>Play Mario Kart with ex gf
>Go easy on her no drifting or items
>She wins
>She gets cocky amd starts talking shit
>150 cc, leave her in the dust
>never play with her again

dumb ESLfag

>girlfriend beats me in a game
>she calls me a loser after and gives me a wedgie

I want to be beaten outside of games too

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>gf beats you in a game and proceeds to peg you

BTFO