ITT: Sup Forums makes a vault, and all posts ending in 5 add to the lore...

ITT: Sup Forums makes a vault, and all posts ending in 5 add to the lore, besides those that contradict previously established lore.

An unstoppable virus has destroyed the world as we know it. The year is 2343. Sup Forumsault 5 is a terrifying place ruled by racist giraffes. Once glorious, water purufier is now iced over.

It is a Red Chinese Vault where Americans are raised on the dogma of Mao
so that Vaultec might one day know how to counteract Commie subversion.

Also includes enough Chink weaponry, vehicles, stealth suits & Mind control droids to become a viable playable faction

Cute overseen, Mrs Urethra Barista is humanity's only hope. Urethra finds the courage to start a secret revolutionary organization called The Purple Pizza. The fight is jeopardised when Urethra is tricked by sinister cleaner, Dr Morwenna Russell, and injures her little toe.

a vault where OP is the overseer and the experiment is the overseer has to suck every cock in the vault once a day
5 get

no girls allowed

All the cocks belong to people infected with various diseases like aids.

No anime allowed.

Nobody has a cock

My name is Charles and I’m strapped with enough c4 to blow this place sky high if one of you fly honeys don’t go on a date with me!

Niggers are still Slaves in the Vault

The only type of nourishment OP is allowed to get in vault 5 is cum
better get sucking

The only VHS available is of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.

Only black men allowed besides the overseer.

The OP overseer can't wear any clothes

We are only white. No jews blacks or gays

All blacks become traps

OP/The overseer looks like pic related

Everyone believes the overseer is a God. They spend every waking hour building monuments to the overseer. When they run out of room in the vault they start digging downward even more to expand their vault.

Here’s the thing about fallout
fo3 was good for its time, but combat sucked
new vegas was a "new game" but it looked exactly the same and there were no innovative new features, fighting things were a chore. plus there were like no open world respawns, making its replayability the worst.

When you first start out in NV there’s no story at all. I’ve never played an RPG like that. There’s nothign to draw you in, and the game is so retarded if you so much as walk in the wrong direction you get raped by a deathclaw, because ObsSHITian is too lazy to design a decently flowing world map so they lock down sections with high-level mobs.

New Vegas was one of the most bizarre aberrations ever released by a major studio. It felt like more like a buggy fan-mod than a genuine studio release. autistic, undisciiplined ideas litter the game like children's toys, massive amounts o ftrash. Multiple ammo types to help slow down and complicate combat even more? For no reason, a blue Super Mutant in a dress is now your friend? That’s gay shit

This is why Fallout 4 is the best.

fallout 4 is by far the most enjoyable. they added innovative new features like ADS, hit markers, respawning enemies (when u compare it to NV its a new feature) and made VATs a lot less cheap. It still is a noob feature, but instead of stopping time it slows time, not by enough in my opinino though .

Power armor is finally as it should be. Its not a gay looking martian suit that looks so flimsy a 9mm bullet could penetrate it. Now i can believe its actual powerful death suit, not the worst cosplay at faggotcon. Plus, in fo4 you can attach jetpack. A fucking jetpack. Enough said, fo4 is the FIRST 3D fallout to have a jetpack.


It’s 2017. fo4 is just a superior, well polished game. I can’t wait for skyrim remastered.

but it's just a simulation and everyone in the vault is just in sleep machines. you owe me OP

Nobody can play fallout and everyone has to be straight and white

No females allowed. Only traps. But due to special advanced technology, traps can get pregnant.

this guy has the right idea

>OP is God and has to suck your dick every day
we're off to a strong start lads

OP is in an unlockable chastity

The goal of the experiment was to see if op could survive on cum and water only. In addition, the vault residents' cum was experimented on.

This but all black people must be traps.

Whenever one person cums, everybody else cums.

The vault is entirely populated by black people

The only source of food in the vault is cum regurgitated by the overseer.

all blacks are burnt alive

The vaults only food source is fried chicken.

Everyone behaves like a pirate.

niggers shot on sight

Vault is exclusively filled with people with major depression.

There's only enough medication for a year.

And there are robots whose sole task is to prevent you from killing yourself.

Vault is only dudes, but they have machines that can make test tube babies with their cum, and all babies born are also male.
Just a super gay vault.

half of the population are cute traps who are capable of becoming pregnant through anal. the normal men are capable of this as well.

Rerolling

They are constantly hunted by slender Todd for not buying his game

half the community is shotas and the rest are virgin adult females

No niggers in vault

Citizens perform a ritual on their 30th birthday by cutting off their dick and using it to prepare a meal for OP. OP eats the dick and kills the one who made the offering, thus sending him to heaven.

The vaults residents are all lolis

What kind of satanic vault is this

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vault lore recap:
>Vault #69, funny how that works out
>the overseer is revered as a god by the dwellers, but the overseer has to suck every single cock in the vault once a day, every day
>on a dweller'd 30th birthday, his penis is removed and fed to his god overseer, who then has him killed and sent to heaven as part of the ritual
>every time someone in the vault cums, every other resident cums at the same time
>blacks are slaves
this could only be better if god-overseer OP weren't a guy

god-overseer OP is a nigger

God-overseer op is also a trap whore, secretly letting the niggers do what they want to his body.

Once a day the alarms are tested for 5 minutes at a random time. This alarm makes the sound of a fork being grinded against a plate.

Its gonna be one hell of a vault.

There are only pineapples to eat in the vault.

There are no women in the vault, only traps.

This sounds like a hentai premise

Op is a cute trap with vacuum-like sucking abilities

Everyone in the vault dies soon after having their cock sucked.

>There are only pineapples to eat in the vault.
topkek
this!

Each male dweller gets a harem of up to 5 females

All vault dwellers are shunned if they dont exceed 250lb's, regardless of gender. The shunned no longer get their dicks sucked.

Matriarchy.

The overseer is a qt3.14 girl (male)