FLIPENDO

FLIPENDO

LUMOS

*picks up bean*
BLIMY GUVNER THAT BEAN WAZ ORRIBLE!

Flipendo? More like stupendo, because the books are stupendous. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has extremely exciting and unique characteristics when set against the others. One of the many consistencies in the series is its excitement and creative use of special effects, which really helps bring the magic alive and the action ert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series wouldn’t be subjected to the bland directorial style he fell into afterwards with War of the Worlds, Minority Report, and Big Friendly Giant. The profitable cross-promotion for her books was really just an afterthought. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-Fast and the Furious series in its refusal of stupidity, inanity, and lack of logic. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though r-right
"Yes!"
The writing is imaginative and comes off of the page; the book is a masterpiece. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character “stretched his legs” rather than using the duller “went for a walk” expression.

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time I saw a child’s eyes come alive with wonder while reading the books. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so naturally attuned to the Jungian archetypes that govern human thought that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a review of Harry Potter by some guy on Sup Forums. He wrote something to the effect of, “Harry Potter is great.” And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read “Harry Potter” you are, in fact, trained to read Shakespeare.

>Flipendo? More like stupendo, because the books are stupendous.
actually funny edit good job

harry bloomer pls go

Yes, Yes, well done, OP, well done.
HOWEVER I hope you don't need the toilet.

>vanished the evidence
w-where did it go?

Well done user, well done.

HOWEVER

Why didn't Harry just shoot Voldemort?

Is this game good? I remember kind of wanting it after seeing it in a store about 13 years ago.

>designated

India. They wouldn't notice.

KISSUKISSU

Can't GOG make them digitally available? I'm sure they can work something out.

Yes. 1, 3 and 6 are good.

what's wrong with the second one?
am i blinded by nostalgia?

House elf sewage department

the puzzles in the 3rd game were too easy

>EA
Let's be realistic now

I listed the ones I know to be good. Didn't play that one.

WHERE DOES THE SHIT GO
WE WANNA KNOW

Are wizards actually inbred and retarded in the Potterverse?

When did the games homogenize, I remember every version was a different game early on

Wait this is a different pasta

Expected it and got it

Maybe, see Draco's goons.

4. I remembered being pissed off when I found out the PC version was pretty much a console hack and slash without mouse control or any hogwarts exploration.

I just love that it wasn't enough for JK to leave her multi million dollar series to die she had to add into the lore that wizards outright just fucking shit themselves.

yes the op who started this always edits it in a clever way then theres fags who copy him though and just post the normal one

1 and 2 are really good. 3 less so but it's still alright. That other user also said 6 was good and a repressed memory is telling me that he's right.

i played the pc and gba version of the first 3 games, were the other versions any good?

the gbc games are decent i beat chamber of secrets on gbc about 15 times as a kid

Xbox version of 1-3 is superior to Gamecube and PS2. However, the PS1 version of 1-2 are superior than any version out there. PC version is alright.

What are some other books where the protag ends up with worst girl?

I bought the GBA version of The Sorcerer's Stone expecting the GBC version with more polish. It wasn't even close to the same gameplay, but I still fucking loved it. Still have yet to play the GBC version, though.

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I want to spy on the girls relieving themselves.

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Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's canon that Harry fucked Cho in a basement somewhere.