ITT: Your life changes based on the month you were born in

ITT: Your life changes based on the month you were born in

January: NPCs from the game immigrate to your country
February: The last character you played as is trying to kill you
March: You get one (1) item as a souvenir from the last game you played
April: You get to keep any creature as a pet
May: You now live in the world of the last game you played as
June: The final boss is in our world
July: You have to marry the last character you played as
August: You get a vehicle (or other mode of transportation) from the last game you played
September: Common enemies in the last game you played are in our world
October: You have to assassinate the last character you played as
November: You have the powers and resources of the last character you played as
December: You can only eat food found in the game world

How fucked are you?

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how the fuck do I stop Ren MAMAMIYA from stealing my heart?

i live in the world of xenoblade 2

i guess i'll become a driver and join rex on his wacky adventures

>june
>darkest dungeon

I haven't beaten Darkest Dungeon yet. How fucked are we if the final boss is in our world?

November. Played as the pubg dude. I guess I have the power of being a completely average guy.

I don't want to marry fucking Mercy

>Live in the World of Nier Automata
Well shit

>Common enemies in the last game you played are in our world
The other drivers in Wipeout?
Assuming anti-grav racing is now real, that'd be a pretty sweet world to live in.

Living in morrowind would be pretty cool

>may

I now live in cyrodil. I just need a comfy house and im set.

Sonic is dead.

bolivians from Wildlands immigrate to Sweden
yes

>July
can I marry the female even though I picked the male one in game?

>Born in September
>Last played Puzzle and Dragons

World just got a lot more fucking interesting and/or dangerous.

>november
GOD OR DEMON, WHAT AM I

>October

I have to assassinate Gustavus Adolphus.

nice, i get to marry my custom female character from divinity os
that shouldn't be too hard honestly

January.
Prey.

Either I get a bunch of cutting edge scientists or a handful of self replicating alien monsters. I am fucked.

>custom female character
Better had been a lizard

>June: The final boss is in our world
>Gravity Rush 2

Final boss or final final boss? Because i don't think there is a magical cat that can trigger a singularity to seal satan.

I gotta assassinate Agent 47? Fuck October

>May
>Fortnite

Pretty fucked

>September
>Clots, Gorefasts, and Crawlers now exist
Oh fuck.

>Live in KOTOR 2
Fuck.

>Tales Abyss 3DS
I AM BECOME WONDER CHEF

>March
>D44M
You bet your ass I am getting that BFG

August and Skyrim... so I get a horse? Fuck you Milhouse

fuck, forgot my month (December)

>First option is already Sup Forums bait

>September: Common enemies in the last game you played are in our world
Last game I played was Rise of Nations. I don't think my life changes at all?

>eu4
I may only consume that which was eaten from 1444-1820, so a pretty varied selection

>november
>rocket league
I'm a car now?

>October: You have to assassinate the last character you played as
Nigger how the fuck am I going to assassinate the god damned Warrior of Light from Final Fantasy XIV? (s)he kills gods in that game and recently liberated an entire country from the garlean empire, it's hopeless, I can't win.

>april
>modded terraria
do bosses count as creatures?

July, BoTW Link, not bad, not bad at all ;^)

March
Warcraft
I get to keep either ulthalesh or apocalypse
Decisions decisions

>May
>Bombs in RainbowSix:Siege
I live in europe, so terrorism is already a thing
I want my money back

>You have to marry the last character you played as

How horrifying.

>august
>war thunder
fuck yeah

>june
>played planetside 2 last night

>hordes of laggy, lvl120 koreans in purple spandex and beam guns instakilling you before you see them coming.
yea i'm fucked.

> living now in GTAV's world

Nothing has changed

>November

I'm so excited to own a Feed and Seed now. Thanks Chuck.

gl with that. Pick up the wrong object by mistake and a highly trained team of infinitely respawning omniscient hitmen in gaurd uniforms will decend on you and end your life.

>April: You get to keep any creature as a pet
So I can finally have my Eevee? Good.

You live in Detroit?

I choose a Bael from FE8 as my pet!

I'm marrying Natsu from Soul Calibur 5.Not like I could do any better with real women so I'll take it.

Shit, floor 59 of tower of druaga kicked my ass. Now they're immigrating to America.

>December

>Dark Souls 3

I think there are only estus in this world.

But it could work, I'm a Hollow anyway.

>September: Common enemies in the last game you played are in our world

Fucking rubber-banding opponents everywhere. People catching up to me with no effort and then somehow maintaining pace when I have enough boost to leapfrog them in the endeavor.

I thought this was supposed to be a change, not more of the same...

July.
I have a gay marriage with my animal crossing character

I love in Mexico City. Yep, I'm full of shit

> gta has no earthquakes, so it's probably safer

>September: Common enemies in the last game you played are in our world
Drowners from TW1 poor things I live in a desert good luck finding a wet place

Probably got a bit better if you have Aztec or Russian heritage. Literally killing people will make money rain from the sky or any buildings lost by the latter would find their government reserves refilled.

>March: You get one (1) item as a souvenir from the last game you played

An estus flask would be really helpful IRL.

>January: NPCs from the game immigrate to your country

>Fallout 4

Oh god

>December
>Cabela's Big Game Hunter: Pro Hunts
So I have to live off game meat only? RIP my arsehole.

>have to marry the last character you played
>my donut steel ffxiv catgirl
>I'm just marrying myself
I mean I guess it's okay.

>September: Common enemies in the last game you played are in our world
>Fifa
so nothing changes?

>NPCs from the game immigrate to your country
hey riftborn, we got some cool rocks for you to be friends with

>The final boss is in our world
>Payday 2
:\

I live in Stardew Valley. I'd absolutely be okay with that. It would be wonderful.

>March
>Silent Hill 1
What use am I meant to get out of any souvenirs ? All items in the game are normal things or one time use occult objects

>August
>Ruiner
Vrumvrum. Don't even have a license.

>December: You can only eat food found in the game world

Depending on the game, this could be awesome.

>August
I get the Mark and Recall spells from Morrowind? Or my own silt strider? Neat.

>Girlfriend is July
>Last game player was MGSV
Fuck.

I have to kill Doom Guy....well im dead.

>September
Fucking christ, last thing I played was this.

youtube.com/watch?v=n0emCfSfFLY

>November: You have the powers and resources of the last character you played as

right, I played as a football manager, in charge of Burnley FC. my career earnings are around half a million pounds, so I get that I guess.

>July
>Takkar
Could be worse.

>September
>Nier: Automata.
Welp. See you guys in the moon server.

fuck burnley

>May
And I STILL wouldn't get a date with Kat.

>April: You get to keep any creature as a pet
because i can't do that right now?

I am 10000% happy that I get to marry this guy

>september
>nevi and gravity storms

>September: Common enemies in the last game you played are in our world

How this works?

I get to play professional football, become a multi millionaire and retire in my mid to late 30's. I'll take that.

>november
>Played as Reimu
Sweet.

cute

>August: You get a vehicle (or other mode of transportation) from the last game you played
>Skyrim
Fuck that, I already have a horse.
>played GTAV before that
I could have had a Vacca, fuck you OP. You ruined my life.

Fuck off, briefcase.

>April: You get to keep any creature as a pet
Humans count as creatures, right?

Gays not welcome.

>April
>Dragon Dogma

Maybe keep an harpy to fondle some titties? There's sea fishes, seaguls, crows, rats and snakes, maybe spiders.

C-can I keep my pawn?

YOU'RE NOT ALEXANDER

>March
>No more heroes
Having the beam katana would be sweet. I could get tons of money replicating it too, if it's possible.

ironically i watched the move last night which aslo shared my sentiments

Mercedes is my pet now.

Shit. I have to kill Dark side Darth Revan with the Starforge at his disposal.
Do I have to assassinate them by myself or can I get help?
Also how to lightsabers fair against normal guns. They aren't laser bolts, so you can't really deflect them, and even if you put your lightsaber in the way of them you are still hit with the fast moving molten lead from the bullet because it will just pass on through the light blade.

Damn son, you could have your own griffin to fly around on.

>November
Shogun 2: FotS

>I have to marry my OC do not steal civil war general named Finn. L. Ander from Ultimate General: Civil War
I dont think he'd be a very good husbando, he's constantly in the field carrying the entire confederacy on his shoulders

Yeah but I don't really want the trouble that comes with taking care of a fucking griffin. It eats like an ox a day or so.

>April: You get to keep any creature as a pet
Got the best one desu

How is that game? Popped it on my wishlist over Christmas hoping it'll get a bigger discount in the summer sale for when I've finished Ken Burns' Civil War series.

>july
Shit, im marrying a undead rogue. Is this even legal?

>february
I guess croc is trying to kill me? This should be easy enough

>September
>Battlefront 2
WATCH THOSE WRIST ROCKETS