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why does this game force you to die in the beginning?

Wrong. Gascoigne is the casual filter.

It doesn't.

It doesn't. Git gud.

Optional boss

blood starved beast is optional negro
correct

this shit just looks dumb, how could anything so worn down physically and rotten away do substantial damage at all, it looks like a single kick could pop his spine from the hip

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Because it's a bad game.

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>starts you off in a room with no weapon
>next room theres a wolf eating a person
>punching it does nothing to it's health
>run an roll to the door and open it
>no weapons lying around anywhere
>ironically you find 5 silver bullets but you dont have a fucking gun
>accept death and get teleported to a sanctuary where you're given the noob weapons they should have fucking given you in the first or second goddamn room

totally

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Fume knight is the best boss

Just run and climb up the ladder 10 feet away to teleport to the Hunter's Dream instead, shitter. Don't try to fight things you can't handle.

but the game is easy as fuck it just forces you to die in retarded ways

>friend 1: got a black chick pregnant
>friend 2: married a zelda tattoo girl

they both beat this dude easily. i died and stopped playing then and there. my only claim to fame is, I've slept with more girls than them both combined.

Or you can run past the wolf, go to the ladder, go up the ladder, use the lantern at the top of said ladder, voilà.

I can barely see anything through all that chromatic aberration so fuck me for not seeing a metal textured ladder gues i shoulda gotten gud huh fgt

the wolf is easy as fuck to kill what are you talking about lmao

literally git gud you mentally challenged tard

where can I buy that shirt.

I killed Gascoigne on my first try. Literally just take the axe first weapon and cheese him behind the tombstone.

You can just run to the first lantern and the same cutscene will play and that death is to introduce you to the hunters dream, kiddo

>telling a person who just started the game to run around with no weapon being chased by a snapping ball of shit to run around until he finds a ladder that naturally he'd conceive and pull the lever to make it drop

Just fist the werewolf. Don’t be a shitter

Back to 1_1 with you!

>wanting anime shirts

yeah, I don't know know bud

i punched him a ton of times but his health didnt budge an inch

you can beat the game without dying

how many times do you sad manic fucks have to repeat this cycle? are you angry or some shit?

he means literally fist him

>>friend 1: got a black chick pregnant
your friend is based, goddammit I wanna fill a cute black grill with my seed so badly

or you could get your eyes checked
but you do have to pull the lever to release the ladder. Are you upset that there wasn't a waypoint directing you to the ladder?

Yeah better than punching a god damned Werewolf

Just tedious.

2 tries on my first ever souls game.

This - unless/until you realize his crippling weakness to the music box & parries.

if you have the knowledge to do so making beating the game or at least studying it a requirement going in blind only to be expected to find a ladder while being chased by a monster not 2 minutes into the game is retarded

Any reasonable person that isn't a shitter who has been coddled by "don't think just follow the objective marker" modern western games would think:

>Huh, I don't seem to be doing much damage to this enemy. Perhaps I should look for an escape route.
(bonus if they played Dark Souls they might remember the Asylum Demon where you also do that)

>Huh, I don't seem to be doing much damage to this enemy. Perhaps there's another way to do more damage?
And then they experiment and discover visceral attacking from behind.

Or they could just be a stubborn dick and slap it to death with well timed dodges. It doesn't actually have that much life in the grand scheme.

The ladder is right there you fucking retard.

dont listen to memelords. They fully expected you to die to the wolf but you dont have to if you are an advanced player. It fits thematically and presents hunters dreams way better then teleporting from lamp

>You will never turn her into the cum starved beast

people give DS shit for artificial difficulty but this game defines it
you're right thought I was expecting to be teleported somewhere because there's no way someone would design that and not be considered insane

ok you are just baiting I see now

B E Y O N C E

>he died to the werewolf

>a lever, a ladder, and an avoidable fight is now considered artificial difficulty
It ain't even far, literally a hop, skip, and a jump away. Hell iirc the beast won't even follow you all the way there.

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I'm not baiting the game is literally mickey mouse shit and a cartoon

>make baseless factually wrong claim about game
>that's wrong though you're just shit
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU'RE ANGRY NOT ME, FUCK THIS GAME!!!
sad, mate

so you expect to be able to beat the game without dying on your first try? what kind of shitty ass game would that be?

I've beaten Bloodborne three times and I never figured out where the music box is tbqh. I only know of its existence because of you guys. Gascoigne gave me a rough time my first time, which I guess is fitting as this was my first "Souls" game. BSB fucked me up much harder, though. In fact, I still have a tougher time with BSB than I should even on replays. Pretty sure most of us probably have "that" boss.

How is it artificial difficulty? It's a shortcut to advancing in the game. you lose nothing from dying there, you actually progress in the game. It's literally the opposite of artificial difficulty.

I thought it was weird I didn't get a weapon, but I killed everything and made it to the lamp just fine. You unironically need to get good.

>your friend is based, goddammit I wanna fill a cute black grill with my seed so badly

he is the nerdiest of our group. im pretty sure she forced him to propose to her, based on how he tells it.

also what's up with literally everything being locked because I tried opening the right side door as a last ditch effort and it was fucking locked at that moment i just said fuck it lets see what happens when i die

my complaint doesn't end there, after you wake up in the posy field with the church you run around looking for a way out and everything is fucking locked and the only NPC there was a wallflower I had to spend 10 minutes running around and interacting with shit until I found some random tombstone that let me get the fuck out of one of the worst hubworld experiences Ive ever had to be completely honest i know its going to taste sour when i finally go back to it for plot purposes

I expect to die but not in such a way that it feels like a huge "lol prepare to die" meme

because traditionally dying was a bad thing sorry guess im just used to death being a big deal

punching the dog does nothing you're a fucking liar

You need to punch it really hard up its asshole

Everything is locked because it can get unlocked later ad you progress/find keys.
And I think you're talking about the Hunter's Dream. After you die you can pick up your first weapon from the Skeleton Messengers on the steps, and the warp out was just down the steps.
How did you get lost in there, there is only one active tombstone (denoted by the skeles hanging out on it) and it's right across from the doll/wallflower, by the steps you spawn at.

Sup Forums likes to meme about "prepare to die lol" but honestly death is a core mechanic of the souls series. You're probably going to die, a lot. It's what gives the game any sort of tension, the fact that you could die at any moment and the fact that if you die without recovering, you lose a lot of progress. This is what makes people enjoy the games. Dying at the beginning teaches the player they should expect to die and it isn't necessarily a bad thing. you learn the game by dying until you figure it out.

typical dunce shit I'm just going to go back to playing DS2 because contrary to popular belief on Sup Forums it is the richest DS

Oh he's serious. You know that attack you have with the charge up? If you perform it behind an enemy and then attack again you can pull off a backstab (called a Visceral Attack in gamel.
So yeah you literally have to punch it in its asshole really hard.

I actually platted the game without ever visiting the dream once. True story.

c'est impossible