The last game you played becomes a family guy skit, how does it play out?

The last game you played becomes a family guy skit, how does it play out?

It's like that time I made a bad thread on Sup Forums

It's like that time I asked the hacker known as Sup Forums what he likes on his salad.

>"You think THAT's bad? The time where i was on this foreign planet for some trekkie convention or something and i didn't even got the luxury of a cutscene was way worse."

It's like that one time I raided a cultist stronghold and found a bunch dead kids in the basement

Hey Lois, remember when Baron Praxis turned off the water for the slums?

It's like that time I was the Mayor and improved the city
>cuts to bulldozers and heavy machines wrecking the shit out of tracks of homes with families still inside

This is worse than that time I got healed by an occultist!

>Hey I need a heal dear god!
>Sure thing Beter
>Crit! 0 Bleed!
>Peter doubles over and clutches his bleeding knee for 3 minutes

“Holy crap, Lois! This is worse than when the Mario games tried to add a trans character!”

Cut to Bowletta.

"Oh my god Joe! This is worse than when Eli Vance died and we didn't get a sequel!"

Aw crap, this is worse than the time I was tasking with bringing the Aegis to Elysium!

*cut to Peter drawing aggro from some fuckhuge monster*

*he gets hit*

hsssss... Augggggghh!
hsssss... Augggggghh!
hsssss... Augggggghh!
hsssss... Augggggghh!
hsssss... Augggggghh!

VrChat, but instead of ugandan knuckles it's a bunch of small Peter Griffins laughing

You think THAT's bad? remember that time when I died and was brought back to life to kill god

Literally any fucking JRPG ever?

>LA Noire

Something about interrogating an innocent black guy, then Cole beats his ass anyway.

WarioWare is literally a videogame series subsisting of family guy skits when you really think about it

>innocent
>black guy

>This is even more frustrating than that time Quagmire and I started fighting for our lives on a mission fraught with dread

Louis this lasagne makes me work more that Road Redemption© on the Personal Computer.

>peter gets a job as an understudy
>"don't worry lois, i've done this before. remember that time I was an understudy for sonic?
>shows peter trying to run a loop in green hill zone.
>breaks his legs
>screams
>"how can a hedgehog do this?"

It's just Guitar Queer-O but about 10 years too late and less funny. And with more shitty cutaway gags.

NYEHEHEHEH HEY MARGE WE'RE IN A Sup Forums THREAD
NYEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE CHECK MY 5

hey Beter

>Wow Lois, this is even worse than that time I met dat Supa Mario guy
>Mario jumping rope in New Donk
>visibly frustrated as the counter goes up
>Peter starts nagging Mario as he jumps
>Mario gets more frustrated as the counter nears 100
>finally breaks down and starts screaming at Peter
>cathartic release of Mario yelling
>"Oh, you were so close to 100! Better luck next ti---"
>Mario beats the shit out of her and takes the moon
>Peter is in awe
>Mario turns to Peter and grins
>Peter visibly scared

Hey Lois check out my sweet Dragon Tattoo.

>This is almost as bad as working for the UAC on mar
>Cuts to Pete sitting in front of a UAC employee
>"Ok, we just have to ask a few questions"
>"Ok, shoot"
>"Alright, how do you feel about armed guards constantly around you?"
>"It's not that big of a deal"
>"Ok... how about demonic possession?"
>"Had that before"
>"Excellent, are you willing to give your soul to satan and do so behind our CEO's back?"
>"I don't see why not"
>"Last question... Taco Tuesday or Spaghetti Wednesday?"
>"Y... you mean I can't choose both?"
>"I'm afraid not"
>"I see"
>Stares at the employee for a while
>Breaks out a chainsaw and goes for the employee as BFG division is playing

>trying this hard

Go away, newfag.

>modern FG would take it to an extreme level
>please heal me for the love of god!
>[incoherent muslim]
>slits beter's throat

HEY LOIS, REMEMBER THAT TIME I WENT TO CITY 17?

It's just like that time i've been to ukraine

>walking through the zone with artifact in hand
>oh man im going to be rich
>get's ambushed by monolith
>tries to run
>torn to pieces by an anomaly

>The Griffins go to the mall
>Lois notices some cute plushies or whatever on sale
"Aw, look Peter, aren't these adorable? We should buy some for Stewie"
"Yeah no, Lois. I've learned to never trust cute things again, like that time playing that Dokee Dokee Literature Club!"
>Cuts to Peter playing on a laptop, smiling and going "heh" every once in a while
>Cute music
>Suddenly the music becomes distorted and Peter freaks out, screaming, and throws the laptop away, hitting it with a bat then shooting at it
"STAY AWAY FROM ME, WOMAN! YOU WILL NEVER GET YOUR HANDS ON ME!"

>Man, this is exactly like the time I purchased The Elder Scrolls® V: Skyrim™, and Fallout® 4™

>this is like that time I played terranigma
>cuts to peter resurrecting the continent of North America
>Aw crap we resurrected the bible belt.

>Leaving so soon?
>I guess you don't have the
>HEART to face me!

>I don't get it.

If we're counting VNs, it's Starless. And that would be priceless of course. But if we're not, I think it's either NBA2k18 (and would be just a bunch of Curry wannabes chucking half court threes, and Lebron wannabes dunking over three contesters) or Romance of the Three Kingdoms XIII which would be funny to watch.

Upset I didn't like your shit thread cuck?

>playing memechat
>playing meme-life
>playing either of those
soy-Sup Forums everyone

>Holy crap, Lois we're in Undertale

>PEETAH! WE'RE IN UNDERTALE!

Aww gees this is just like that time I was in the EDF
>Peter is with a group of EDF soldiers
>"Ehehehehe I'm gonna show these bugs business!"
>EDF soldier walks in front of him right as he fires a rocket launcher, destroying the entire block and killing everybody

gee lois remember that time bayonetta acted like a stripper while saving the world

that game was even more hype than revengeance for me, i had a huge grin on my face almost the whole game except for the odd unexpected quicktime

I'm sure it'd be a joke related to Pokemon somehow.

>camera pans to the right
>it's stewie in a sans outfit
>he recites sans's entire monologue but instead of saying "kids like you" he says "fat men like you" and beats him up
>the rest of the cutaway gag is just peter groaning in pain clutching his knee while lois stands in the same pose staring at him for 5 minutes

This is like that time I picked up the Cursed Eye in Binding of Isaac

i imagine this
>"ugh this sucks. It's like that time you got me digimon instead of pokemon."

merchant: "2 phoenix down that will be 600 gil"

peter: "holy crap thats a lot of fish!"

>this is worse than that time I filled in for prince lorian
>cut to peter as twin princes
>unkindled cuts his head + arm clean off
>lothric teleports in and whispers "rise if you would for that is our curse" in that gay voice and licks his ear a bit
>peter gets up with lothric on piggyback
>feels something else rising

something about walking slow or missing your swings

This is the Smith home
Also Mort would've made a better Cagney.

*pew pew pew pew krbloom*
ehehehe, i'm taking the pants off this guy but only HIS pants none of the other pants are worth picking are
oh, gotta go back to town. summoning my portal...give it a second, give it a second
ahh there it is
loading screen while i zone. Yknow, I like how ever since the expansion i get to look at this crying victorian lady's boobies and smudgy makeup, even though the female player model looks exactly the same as the male one in armor that is to say you look like you're a walking water heater.

Oh my god Lois, this is worse than that time I got chased by an F.O.E.

>Remember that time I wielded the Monado?
>Cut to Peter fighting Mechon
>Has a vision of him being toppled
>Tries to warn another party member but is too late
>Hugs his knee while gasping in pain.

EPIC wojack my fellow redditbro XD!
Kill yourself

>"This is worse than that time I fought Big Band from skullgirls!"
>Round starts
>Peter starts trying to play the guitar but keeps re-tuning it, making the bit last longer than it should
>Big Band's fist comes in from off screen and caves in Peter's skull

>you know this is almost like the time where i had to go around catching monkeys

>aw gee Lois, this is just like that time in the 15th century that I traded grain along the Baltic Sea

You think that's bad? Remember the time when the russians invaded?

>"Holy crap Lois this is like that time i joined Rainbow Six"
>Peter is rappelling down a building
>He falls and hits the ground
>He holds his knee in pain for several minutes

>"Remember that time I went to Gensokyo?"
>peter sees all the bullets on the screen and has a wacky reaction
>peter tries to dodge the bullets but can't because he's too fat
>he gets mad because it's too hard and laughed at for playing on easy

>Aw jeez, this is almost as bad as the time I got my ass beat by this guy with a sword who kept yelling Metallica references and shocking me

>aw jeez, this is worse then that time I went to the casino with Gudako

>This is worse than that time God told my Mom to kill me!

>Stewie: Hey Brian, check out my SWEET back tattoo.
>Brian: I don't know, Stewie, that can get you into a lot of trouble with the wrong types of people.
>Mayor West comes into frame.
>Squint sequence, Mayor West throws off shirt in Yakuza fashion.
>Stewie: Huh, I wonder what compelled him to do that.
>West: Hiya!

>Ah man, this is worse than that time I was a vassal for King Harlaus.
>cut to Peter sitting at a feast table covered in plates and trays and dishes of nothing but butter
>Peter struggles to swallow another mouthful
>King Harlaus glares at him from the across the table
>Peter whimpers and eats it

>Geez, this is worse than the time that I was conscripted into the imperial german army
>5 minutes of peter sitting in a trench
>suddenly an artillery stike hits and scene ends just as peter is being blow into giblets