Seinfeld Online

How do I beat Newman? I'm tired of grinding for Pepsi to drink

>not video games.

Easy way?
>Go George (Implying you're not already playing the best class
>Spec heavy into Serenity Now!
>Manicotti Jerry and Diaphragm trinkets
>Keith Hernandez sidekick
Then, just avoid the Mother's Day phase's bullshit and end him with Oh, the Humanity

Haha it's funny because the game doesn't actually exist but we're pretending it does
sure is epic guys

Try using Kramer to kidnap a dog, then when a woman calls the police, they'll go for Newman first.

easy

THE SOUP NAZI KEEPS KICKING MY ASS EVEN THOUGH I'M BASICALLY 10 LEVELS HIGHER THAN HIM
I NEED FIVE CUPS OF SOUP FOR THIS RETARDED QUEST AND I CAN'T EVEN GET ONE

you have to complete the newman sidequest first (deliver mail to 20 npcs). that'll get him fired and lower his stats. then you can go fight him.

just play fraiser insiead of this piece of shit

All you have to do is buy a drake's coffee cake

Wait for a rainy day and stock up on chocolate fried broccoli

do NOT where the shirt from Rudy's during this quest or you WILL get caught

Baka. They pretty much drill into your head that you his recipe notes to stand a chance against him. Now how the hell do I increase Babu's restaurant rating? Everything I try to do makes it drop

xD it's like if seinfeld was a video game!

HE DOES NOT KNOW DA WAY
SPIT ON HIM BWAH BWAH

Spotted the virgin

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undeniably the best sequel

>not rolling Donald O'Brien
>not summoning the Aryan Union

It's like you don't want to beat the game

>Curb Your Enthusiasm Online still hasn't been localized
who do I gotta petition?

Don't you guys ever get tired of this joke

reddit thread

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learn korean faggot

>still playing shit KOTHO clones
Stop giving traffic to korean garbage.

Sure, kid.