ITT: horny nerds fucked by gamer girls in all the wrong ways

>minecraft factions server circa 2011
>join the owner's faction
>girl joins
>she starts getting special privileges from mr bitchboy
>he gives her a moderator rank
>she goes on a ban rampage on people calling the owner out for his shit
>she quits the server a few days later and never returns

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>Play phone game.
>Be myself. Literally.
>Dominant.
>Proper punctuation and shit.
>Spend thousands.
>Many people hate me.
>Not afraid to insult people.
>Tease this one bitch.
>She gets hot for me.
>Sends me nudes.
>Many nudes.
>She's kinda fat.
>Slutty as fuck, though.
>Enjoys being treated like a whore.

WEEKS PASS.


>She tries to give me unsolicited advice.
>Never message her again.
>She gets jealous.
>Continue ignoring her.
>Get tired of the bullshit chat system and faggot moderators.
>Quit the game.
>Never message her again.

FUCKING GAMESTOP.

you just wanted to post splashwoman

yeah maybe i did

glad you did

it's okay user, I love splashwo, just like you
actually I'm drawing something of her right now

bump for splashwoman

>get the hots for girl i met in highschool
>7/10 gamer grill. kinda chubby but has a kind face and we're friends
>eventually ask her out
>she says ok
>first meaningful relationship of my life
>we always play vidya together no matter what
>do this for years
>get touchy-feely
>we sneak out all the time
>go on dates and shit
>i let her borrow ass creed 2, my favorite game at the time (yes i know)
>ask for it back one day
>she says she lost it
>ok whatever its just a mistake i guess
i dont know what spurred it but it all goes downhill for some reason
>she starts to get depressed and bitchy
>she lures me into a false sense of security every other week
>keeps flirting with other guys or threatening suicide or some shit
>im the only thing keeping her from actually doing it
>i've had enough
>eventually we break up
>dont talk for months
>later find out that she turned lesbian and started doing hard drugs with some friends she found
>dodged a bullet

I still haven't gotten that game back, god dammit.

is this the cool nigga who did the vore comics

You mean for Roll.

Source me up sir

I'm not too sure, but all I know is that he fucking loves him some Splash Woman

let's make a compromise and have it be a bump for both

Does he have a name?

FuPoo, boss.

Fuckin nice

>not recognizing Konpeto and hands down the best Roll set out there
>not recognizing Fupoo, one of the oldest and most well known drawfags who posts here

Normally I'm not so pissy about saucefags but come the fuck on.

Sorry, I turned 18 6 days ago so I'm quite new to this website.

>18 six days ago
Have you been waiting all of your teenage life to browse Sup Forums eventually? If so, you're pure, boy, because so many other people start browsing this site when they were underage.

Holy shit.
Does that mean that I'm talking with a bunch of children?

Those who start browsing while they are underage typically try and blend in with the older audience as to avoid being spotted and earning a long ban. When someone is underage and also a brainlet, it's not long until they get banned after making a shitty, revealing post.

Sup Forums is a site for antisocials; the high schooler virgin who sits in the corner of the classroom looking at his phone is probably a part of its audience. Most kids nowadays just go on other, normalfag social media, though, and that is a blessing for us.

Browsing when underage isn't the majority though, but I have heard a lot of people say that they once browsed 4chins while in their formative years.

Now post some more Splash Woman, please.

honestly if you're underage and smart enough not to get caught, who gives a shit

That I would agree with. I'm sure you are always browsing around children, you just don't know it because they are at least smart enough to blend in. Those kids will probably still be on Sup Forums above they age of 18, too, they just got addicted to the site earlier than us.

Rule 2 should still definitely be enforced, as to filter out the little shits and teach those who wish to post to become mature (or, at least slightly more mature, as is the culture of Sup Forums).

She deserved better.

damn it fupoo go to bed

Playing armchair psychologist for a moment, I wonder if she lied about losing the game and basically stole it from you, but doing that damaged her sense of self (whatever the fuck that technical term for it was) so bad that it spiraled her out of control in addition to whatever other self-esteem issues she had.

she was already fucked if she was doing that in the first place, probably a cry for attention or something

one more bump for splashwo :^)

And hey, I finished it.
You guys want anything? My art is pretty bad, so maybe not.

bump

>have a blast playing vidya with people
>one manage to make us play with voice
>turns out one in our group is a girl
>everyone have fun, except for that one sperg asking questions to the girl
>he start fighting everyone and screaming
>another one fall in love with her
>they start fighting each other on who loves her more and who should get to play with her
>girl just quit
>they also quit

Ligerally gamur girl 101


People that likes vidya and anime a bit too much usually have issues, add woman issues and that is what you get. Been there, done that. Always the suicide threats.

Where did Splashwo bellyfuck writefag go?

I moved on from shitty writing to shitty drawing instead, that's what

>me and a friend together join a guild of someone we've quested with a few times before
>he, from the very start, treated her like a princess and made multiple moves on her, though knowing she was vastly underaged
>she's noticeably uncomfortable with all the sexual innuendos he makes
>he seems to be jealous of me because I'm good friends with her, even though we obviously weren't a couple
>always lectures me whenever I use profanity in her presence
>"You shouldn't use words like that when we have such a fine maiden here with us" (he actually spoke like that)
>she messages me in private about how he, when I'm not around, always badmouths me because of my foul mouth and why she'd be friends with me

>one time she tells me how annoyed she is by all the sexual innuendos he makes, but she doesn't know what to do because, other than that, he actually seems like a good mate
>I tell her she doesn't need to feel sympathy towards him because he obviously only wants to fuck her, and even if not, he only gives her special treatment because she's a girl. He even told lies about me whenever I wasn't there, just to make himself look cool infront of her
>apparently this triggered some kind of eureka-effect for her
>in the next couple of days, she subtly flirts back and eventually gets promoted to be the leader
>she steals everything inside the guild's warehouse, even money which wasn't his to prevent him from stealing the rest in an act of frustration later on
>we wait until he logs in
>she changes the guild's system message into a tirade about how pathetic and disgusting he is, then grants him leader status again and we both leave the guild
>she sends everyone else still inside the guild their part of the money via mail
>gives me half of the guild leader's money and keeps the other half
>I PM him, thanking him for all the enchantments he's financed for me
>never see him ingame ever again

Why not both?

Too lazy, to be honest. I've just had zero motivation to write stuff. Last thing I wrote was probably some Shantae stuff.

Funny how my shitty writing interests also transcend to my shitty drawing interests

>im the only thing keeping her from actually doing it
Unlikely, probably a desperate attempt to claim control.

You wouldn't happen to have a link to those Shantae words handy, would you? I remember them being pretty gud.

...

Yeah, I've got them all stored on a personal place for all my written stuff. Here you are.
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Glad to see you liked them! Here's one more I did. I'm really bad at anatomy in general, but I try, at least. If you want anything else, lemme know.

das it mane
Keep up the good work

If you need to contact me anywhere outside of Sup Forums for this kind of stuff, I've got a Discord, if you'd want. Otherwise, I'll just post some more Splash Woman I've got saved.

WATER FLOWING UNDERGROUND

I feel bad for her :(

Are you on Sup Forums's fat discord?
One day I'll get on there, for now more Splashwoman is required.

kek

this thread turned to shit

Im glad I went 3DPD decades ago

I am in there, actually, do you want an invitation? If you've got your own Discord, just post it in here and I can send you a link.
More Splash Woman for you, too.

any fat Splash ides?

>ideas
I’m just tired, so I’ll be resting, but I’ll take one or two once I’m up.

Draw Splash Woman with really big boobs. The rest of her body should be thicc, but the boobs are the main focus.
We'll be waiting, user

Fatsplash in comfy winter clothes so she doesn't notice how hueg she's gotten until it's summertime.
Cue beachwear not fitting.

>feetfags
>worse than this

footfag detected

same shit as far as I'm concerned

bump for drawfags

another bump for the drawfags
to give these bumps some meaning, what kind of stuff would you do with a fat splashwo?

Demand she make FuPoo's lewd twitter easier to find

I think I once actually found it, shame I don't keep track of these things

w181914

what a fucking lad

immeasurably based user

All he needs now is one solely devoted to Splash Woman boobers

It's amazing how all three of you manage to be massive faggots.

Her own fault for being an attention whore.

yeah, splash woman jugs are pretty swell
speaking of which WHEN DID THEY GET SO BIG HOLY FUCK

Every girl I’ve dated that was into gaming and pop culture always had something wrong with them (depression, suicidal thoughts, etc etc) but every normal girl I’ve met where we have very little in common is boring as all fuck

How do I fix this? Where’s the middle ground?

TOO SWOLE TO CONTROL

More like lost all respect for him after he accepted that lie.

How so?

these images we're posting are quite close to a decade old now probably, but they're still golden
I wonder where this artist is nowadays

>Tinder
>Phone game

>pretend to be a grill to get free shit
>sweaty beta nerds always give me free stuff

feels good man

>Not posting the superior version

>dat smile
I need a splashwo bed

>tfw no busty, fatty, robo-mermaid gf with an appetite to sleep on
why live, desuyo?

The middle ground is giving up on women because they are inferior creatures.

To build her, of course

God I love how he draws Splash Woman. It makes me happy knowing he started out here and is still drawing her out of love. Makes me wish I didn't give up on drawing.

You should get back into it, user. While I blow at drawing, Splash Woman is fun to doodle. I now realize the appeal she has to people like Fupoo.

I want to draw like , just need to find a brush with that kind of thickness, learn some anatomy and nail basic shading

>No fap 2018 coming to a close

I must resist...

>2018
>coming to a close
What?

>not that large
Splashwoman fan game where she defeats other female robots and steals their parts for upgrades never.

his no-fap is coming to a close

...

Are you guys holding out for another female robot master in Mega Man 11?

They confirmed there won't be any.

>come into thread expecting some good splashwo
>fat fags are posting

FUCKS SAKE. Fatfags ruin fucking everything, be ashamed God damn it.

>Not liking fat tits

Fuck off faggot.

nice try

fat tits =/= fat bodies

uuuuuuuuh XhGfPsv

haha, looks like I've taken away your ability to post pictures of Splashwo you like simply by posting the ones I like!
I am the true final boss of the internet!

Bigg

>It's a Fupoo thread
My favorite kind

Draw her stealing more Etanks

Gonna need some sauce there

Fuck dude, I wish I knew.

When will his flash for her be finished