H-Here, user. This is yours. I bought it for you, so just take it, okay?!

H-Here, user. This is yours. I bought it for you, so just take it, okay?!

EH?! Of course I know it's not Valentine's day! D-Do you think I'm stupid?! JEEZ! I'm giving it to you today so that you wouldn't think it's a Valentine or anything! Because i-it's not! It says it is, but it's NOT! It's just a present! That's all! I saw it, and I bought it for you because I know how much you love chocolates.

The round ones in the center are really good. So try one. O-Open your mouth. ...I'm feeding it to you, you idiot! J-Just open your mouth!

See? Aren't they yummy? I can tell you love them, because you get that really cute look on your face when-- I-I-I-I mean--! I didn't... I-I-I was just kidding, user! JEEZ! S-Stop smiling like that! Just shut up and EAT!

It's fucking January, you dumb bitch.

How do I get a Ryuko gf bros?

Thanks, Ryuuko. You're cute.

Imagine thinking this is acceptable dialogue.

You'd have to be a fucking virgin.

Why do tomboys have the best pussy game?

Satsuki is better.

People don't generally monologue at one another.

Nigga it's January.

How do I get a gf by Valentine's day bros

F-f-f-fuck you

Thanks.
Wanna bang?

I love anime

B-but Ryuko-chan... I... I'm actually a dog! :3 woof I-I-I can't eat chocolate Ryuko-chan *tucks tail between legs* S-Stop making me eat it you B-BAKA! I could die! >_

how do I get a tomboy gf bros

>acquire bf
>pretend he's a girl
there, you now have a tomboy gf

I appreciate it but did you really wake me up just for this?

japan is in a different timezone dummy

thanks for chocolate

TFW we find out why Mako completely lost her shit when Ryuuko smirked in their fight

exercise

You need to stop.

i-is is bad that i really loved watching kill la kill

Hi there!

You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of Sup Forums are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!

Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bait to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!

Fuck off Ryuko.

Mako is best girl.

What a cute thread!

it's feels like valentine's day with you. they really are good though, can't help if you make me smile.
here, this is for you. it's one of the few drawings i have that survived. i want you to have it.

Give me a fucking videogame and then we'll talk bitch.

I'm on a diet, fuck off gains goblin

This is why I always wear gloves and thoroughly clean shit I buy from ebay

Die waifufag. You will never have a girlfriend.

>Tries to post this dog shit on Sup Forums.
>The moderators there aren't lazy as fuck. Shit gets deleted fast.
>"I know. I'll go to Sup Forums."

Well my ex acted like this with pretty much the same dial

Do things that'll lead you to encounter them, like getting fit, learning martial arts, or sports.

The internet and maybe a thousand usd.

Dork.

>klk was 5 years ago

One day you'll be dead and I'll be happy.

Ryuko's feet!

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