H-Here, user. This is yours. I bought it for you, so just take it, okay?!
EH?! Of course I know it's not Valentine's day! D-Do you think I'm stupid?! JEEZ! I'm giving it to you today so that you wouldn't think it's a Valentine or anything! Because i-it's not! It says it is, but it's NOT! It's just a present! That's all! I saw it, and I bought it for you because I know how much you love chocolates.
The round ones in the center are really good. So try one. O-Open your mouth. ...I'm feeding it to you, you idiot! J-Just open your mouth!
See? Aren't they yummy? I can tell you love them, because you get that really cute look on your face when-- I-I-I-I mean--! I didn't... I-I-I was just kidding, user! JEEZ! S-Stop smiling like that! Just shut up and EAT!
Cameron Campbell
It's fucking January, you dumb bitch.
Aiden Thomas
How do I get a Ryuko gf bros?
Christopher Gutierrez
Thanks, Ryuuko. You're cute.
Ian Long
Imagine thinking this is acceptable dialogue.
You'd have to be a fucking virgin.
Nathan Robinson
Why do tomboys have the best pussy game?
Grayson Reed
Satsuki is better.
Henry Brooks
People don't generally monologue at one another.
Ryan Peterson
Nigga it's January.
Jason Gonzalez
How do I get a gf by Valentine's day bros
Chase Scott
F-f-f-fuck you
John Rivera
Thanks. Wanna bang?
Adrian Sanchez
I love anime
Landon Perez
B-but Ryuko-chan... I... I'm actually a dog! :3 woof I-I-I can't eat chocolate Ryuko-chan *tucks tail between legs* S-Stop making me eat it you B-BAKA! I could die! >_
Jayden Reed
how do I get a tomboy gf bros
Hunter Morgan
>acquire bf >pretend he's a girl there, you now have a tomboy gf
Nathan Powell
I appreciate it but did you really wake me up just for this?
Josiah Wilson
japan is in a different timezone dummy
John Powell
thanks for chocolate
Christopher Morris
TFW we find out why Mako completely lost her shit when Ryuuko smirked in their fight
Ryan Russell
exercise
Grayson Ortiz
You need to stop.
Nathaniel Sanchez
i-is is bad that i really loved watching kill la kill
Matthew Morgan
Hi there!
You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of Sup Forums are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!
Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bait to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!
Nathaniel Rogers
Fuck off Ryuko.
Mako is best girl.
Eli Garcia
What a cute thread!
Henry Rodriguez
it's feels like valentine's day with you. they really are good though, can't help if you make me smile. here, this is for you. it's one of the few drawings i have that survived. i want you to have it.
Josiah Sullivan
Give me a fucking videogame and then we'll talk bitch.
Charles Clark
I'm on a diet, fuck off gains goblin
Elijah Gutierrez
This is why I always wear gloves and thoroughly clean shit I buy from ebay
Josiah Ortiz
Die waifufag. You will never have a girlfriend.
Samuel Nguyen
>Tries to post this dog shit on Sup Forums. >The moderators there aren't lazy as fuck. Shit gets deleted fast. >"I know. I'll go to Sup Forums."
Andrew Davis
Well my ex acted like this with pretty much the same dial
Samuel Stewart
Do things that'll lead you to encounter them, like getting fit, learning martial arts, or sports.