You could die at any moment while playing games or browsing Sup Forums. Why didn't you pick a healthier hobby?

You could die at any moment while playing games or browsing Sup Forums. Why didn't you pick a healthier hobby?

don't be stup

user, are yo

Fit people have died while jogging.

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I workout every morning.
user, user?
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>3 people have already died ITT
you may be onto somethi

But I'm not black so that won't happen to me.

What a fucking stupid thr

>you could die anytime

Why do anything

You could die at any moment by doing literally anyth

listen you stupid fuckwats, it doesn't ma

>You could die at any moment
Fixed that for yyyyyyyyyyyyyyy09my099999999999999p´´+{

Because I'm a hopeless loser
But; I'm not a virgin anymore
So life is okay

Yeah right, pal. Next you're goi

You ate obese, tho, so you could get a heart attack getting up to get your insulin

Brcause

What does being black have to do with it? They were white.

>lol epic pretending to die while poooooooooffffffffffffffraAAAAA

I spend every waking moment wishing I had the strength to end it all.

But I already run a Feed and Sneed that I bought from Chuck.

>you could die at any moment

Hope It's from a house fire lest my family members go through my shit and find my dragon fleshlight, furry porn books and drugs.

yummy tummy

Woah, could candlejack be re

Life would be beautiful without death existing, don't you think

>implying my ancestors wouldn't have done the same thing I'm doing

As long as it's after Monster Hunter World I'm fine with it

House fires can't melt dragon dildos.

>Descend from a long line of ancestors, most who where in various combats and wars, just so I could die alone masturbating in my room to furry porn
It's a weird feeling, they would probably be very angry if I met them in hell

I could also die while I'm erping a shota Lagombi fucking a flustered, adult Rathalos, your point?
If I die suddenly doing something that makes me feel good, shit, that's better than a lot of folks.

A life spent restraining yourself from your joys in hopes of longevity is a life wasted.

Why live to 90 if your going to be bored and miserable along the way.

>your

I get a similar feeling when I finish whacking off to hentai.

Doesn't hobby imply you're doing something at least mildly productive like model building or gardening? I'd call gaming and Sup Forums a passtime.

But can Jet fuel?

but their souls were black, find jesus, user.

Because I don't enjoy them

Go home, everyone.

>The sun could explode at any moment
>A meteorite could annihilate everything at any instant
>the moon could crash into us for some reason
>a plane could crash into your home
>the gravity of earth could stop and you could fall toward space
>the earth could spin like a motherfucker and deviate from his trajectory
>a black hole could be formed by scientists at any moment
>a nuke could end up on your head
>a huge ocean wave could wipe you out
>a fucking deadly earthquake could fuck you up
>yellowstone could explode right now
>a super virus could wipe people and head your way

I'll just go play vidya

Can it melt steel beams?

LET'S GO OUT TO THE LOBBY

I'll pass in my sleep, peacefully like a dream.

So this is Sup Forums version of candleja

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Motorcycling is pretty good, OP.

What the fuck user, why did you write candlejack like this?

You know you're not suppose to say that shit, so don't say candlejack!

Good thing this is all writing, because candlejack can't g

>people die
What are you even implying?

He's gone, user. user? Oh, man, when I get a hold of Candleja

user, don't be silly, why would I ever di

how nice of the grim reaper to fill out the capcha and push submit

He's a decent enough guy. These our our last words and he wants to make sure somebody is able to read or hea

I feel like it'd be much easier to die OUTSIDE my house. Fucking normies.

Reminder that no matter what happens in life, it's still goes on

I keep seeing places that i never went to, and actually go to after days or months.

I don't know how many time i fucking lived my life, but I'm pretty sure it's the reason why i just can't care anymore and play vidya as much as i can.

My only wish is

At at least that confirms that he's not a robot

guys what if real life is like the sims and god is like the guy on the computer and were like the sims

Grim Reaper is bro tier, probably will play vidya with you a round or two before he take your life.

>it's a Sup Forums self loathing episode
Fuck off.

nani

The Last of Us, Ocarina of Time, and Half Life 2 are my top 3
I love Devil May Cry 3 and 4 but despise 1 and haven't played more than an hour of it. I also absolutely love Human Revolution and Mankind Divided but dislike the original Deus Ex
I'm terrible at Overwatch. Can't aim, get destroyed in 1v1 fights, and very rarely get gold medals, on fire, etc. I also get killed by Genjis and Tracers when I play as Winston. Despite that, I make it into Master rank every season by only playing Mercy/Lucio.
When I play comp, I need to have chat muted and Oney Plays, Super Mega, or Game Grumps on in the background because I have a massive anxiety problem and getting shit on for fucking up destroys my ego.
I also think Danny is funnier than Jon
and turn off Adblock whenever I'm watching them
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The only RE game I like is 4
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Sometimes I'll roleplay as a hardcore leftist to get (You)s on Sup Forums and other boards. Mostly, I'll just steal talking points from guys like Moviebob or Hbomberguy, sometimes word for word. It's surprisingly effective.

I think about dying a good 60% of the time. I'm alive now at least and there are plenty of ways to die. I will try to accept my inevitable end with style and grace. Who knows what's next, if anything. I just hope I'm not punished for my 'tism thus far. Maybe solipsism has ground. I'd be down with reincarnation too. Or if life just looped and connected endlessly.