In political science class

>In political science class
>Professor asks me what is power
>Put on the spot, start panicking but remember a certain quote from Metal Gear 2
>"Governments may think and say as they like, but force cannot be eliminated, and it is the only real and unanswerable power. We are told that the pen is mightier than the sword, but I know which of these weapons I would choose."
>Professor looks stunned, class gives me a round of applause

I was there, I was the pen

>In political science class
>Professor asks me what is power
>Put on the spot, start panicking but remember a certain quote from Drakengard
>"I, am Caim."
>Professor looks stunned, class gives me a round of applause

it looked like Big Boss has a scar there. Crazy.

>one man clapping louder than the rest
>i turn to see who this fellow genius is
>it's none other than albert einstein

Can Bigger Boss defeat Big Boss?

>line actually makes some sense
>you basically defined power as the capacity to perform violence upon the other

Okay.

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>In Intro to Philosophy class
>Professor asks me what is free will
>Put on the spot, start panicking but remember a certain quote from System Shock 2
>"A man chooses and a slave obeys"
>I then pull out my nine iron and begin bludgeoning the professor with it until he's fallen to the ground.
>Professor looks stunned, class gives me a round of applause

>In political science class
>Professor asks me what is power
>Put on the spot, start panicking but remember a certain quote from Mario 64
>"It'sa me, Mario!"
>Professor looks stunned, class gives me all thier bings a 1-ups

>In political science class
>Professor asks me what is equality
>Put on the spot, start panicking but remember a certain quote from Warhammer
>"All Orks is equal, but some Orks are more equal dan uvvas"
>Professor looks stunned, class gives me a round of applause

>In political science class
>Professor asks me what is power
>Put on the spot, start panicking but remember a certain quote from VR Chat
>"Do you know de wey?"
>Professor looks stunned, classmates turn into ugandan enchidnas

>In political science class
>Professor asks me what is power
>Put on the spot, start panicking but remember a certain quote from Metal Gear 2
>"We Managed To Avoid Drowning"
>Professor looks stunned, class gives me a round of applause

>Professor looks stunned
>Says GOOD JOB RAIDEN

i fucking love these threads

>In political science class
>Professor asks me why we socialise
>Put on the spot, start panicking but remember a certain quote from The World Ends With You
>"The world ends with you. If you want to enjoy life, expand your world. You gotta push your horizons out as far as they'll go.''
>Professor looks stunned, class gives me a round of applause

Retard

>In women's studies class
>Professor asks me what is a man
>Put on the spot, start panicking but remember a certain quote from castlevania
>A miserable little pile of secrets!
>Professor looks stunned, class gives me a round of handjobs

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Too bad they get ruined by XD so randumb retards who can't put in even a modicum of effort, such as

you have to go back

why does all these fake stories end with
>then everyone clapped

js it a american thing?

I hope you drown

and he hands you a crisp $100% dollar bill

can confirm
americans even clap at fucking movie theatres as if the director can hear them from 1000 miles away

>a round of handjobs
jesus christ that sounds awful

Ha!

>In political science class
>Professor asks me what is power
>Put on the spot, start panicking but remember a certain quote from Legend of Mana
>"Duba Duda Dubba, Dub?"
>Professor looks stunned, class gives me a round of applause

Forgot pic.