Let's pair our heroine with a perfect, handsome...

>let's pair our heroine with a perfect, handsome, super model face and pure muscle body guy who can handle himself just as good if not better than her
>nah, we'll go with this guy

What went wrong with current generation?

hol up

FUCK TRUMP AND FUCK YOU

Of course Lara would have a friendzoned beta orbiter around just for practical reasons, like carrying all their food and other stuff.

B L A C K E D

I wonder how Lara will look in her new game. Damn, she's fucking hot.

Oh man, what percentage?

There is nothing wrong with average or ugly-looking characters. I'm so sick of you fucking plebs.

Is that a bear?

NuLara doesn't have any friends. So of course it would boil down to either running with Jonah or scissoring with Sam but Crystal Dynamics trues to pretend Sam doesn't exist after it came out that people wouldn't mind Lara to have lesbo yellow fever.

Lara would be dead if not for black chad, she's a terrible adventurer

He is the less capable best buddy. He needs to be fat, clumsy and pathetic to contrast with the perfect protagonist. And obviously he is black because we live in a age of forced progressiveness. A game with a strong female protagonist? Why stop there? Add a shit ton of strong female characters and minorities.

And then people get upset when the rest of us are angry over this forced narrative.
There isn't any problem with diversity. The problem is forced diversity. It is so crystal clear that this people use token character just to pretend they care it is hard not to be cynical and upset.

Minorities are used as a feature in media it seems.
"NOW WITH EXTRA BLACK PEOPLE INSIDE!" listed in the game features

Jonah is literally the only other character I can actually remember outside of Lara.

Why are Crystal Dynamics so shit at writing?

>Black

I'm pretty sure that he's Samoan.

Have you played the game?

Jonah is like a surrogate uncle, she's not really interested.

I'm glad Lara isn't canon lesbo, and even gladder that it's not with that useless whiny bitch Sam. Admittedly, everyone else from the first game was a whiny useless cunt as well but still...

Lara is a massive manipulative bitch though. It is only natural for her to use beta orbiters to do the dirty work.

She made the nerd guy blow himself up for few nuts and bolts in the reboot.

He's samoan you brainlet

Sometimes I wonder how games like GTA San Andreas would be received by /veepol/ if it was released today.

I mean you fucks get triggered when a light brown guy gets to play a side roll, imagine if a game was announced where you play the black guys you all tremble over.

I was actually surprised when I figured out its the same guy from the first game. He looks like a generic black dude here, and I didnt recognize him, when he was at least visually interesting in the first one.

>isn't a canon lesbo

Can't wait for the next game to come up and force a romantic relationship with a black female muslim. Extra points if she is a tranny.

Just be happy Lara herself isn't a fat tumblr tranny. Yet.

He is still a dark skin minority. My points still stands

are we really going to start dredging up ancient twatter tier jokes now?

They dialed her tits down to small.

Roth was cool.

>goal post shifting
did you miss out on the asian gal and white guys in the first game

Roth was. The Scottish grandpa was really overdone though.

That shit legit pissed me off. He's willingly giving up his life for her, and she won't even give him the last thrill of a mouth kiss out of gratitude?

Wasn't she hanging off the dick of the immortal gypsy in the last game? I didn't want to help those gypsy cunts but the game gave me no choice.

>pair
Lara is pure.

a pure lesbian

Didn't piss me off, because the guy was a loser faggot. I was laughing through the cutscene because Lara could take those enemies out in 5 seconds if the player had control, but you got to watch a dweeb fumble with a pistol and die, while she did nothing despite being Rambo-tier by that point in the game.

he's not white, thus he's a nigger

If it doesn't contribute towards making the game better then it is a flaw.
Deliberately making ugly characters just for the sake of it shows how fucked the art direction is

I fucking told you. Nu lara fans are cucks. They lust over a coal burner. Classic lara>reboot 1 lara>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>shit>>>>>>>>>reboot 2 BLACKED lara

Samoans are just asian niggers

>character is not white like most of the planet
>REEEEE THE JEWS DID THIS WHY ISN'T EVERYONE WHITE LIKE ME!!

>white like most of the planet
Hell white people are a minority on this planet.

earth's population is less than 12% white

>less capable
If you played the game you'll discover his skills are same or even better than nu lara.

notice how all pairs in media are black man+white female not white man + asian or black female or even latino man + asian woman or native american man + black woman. nah its always BLACKED white women.

Coincidince

When is Jonah ever playable?

Is not but you pass some time with him, is not a deadweight and in the cutscenes you do more bullcrap than him (like slip on ice or during the climbing).

thank goodness

so are black people, Asians are the earths largest population

So he's a better climber. I didn't see him shooting down helicopters with a bow and arrow or slaughtering literally thousands of men

Wait, wasn't nu-Lara a dyke? Did they just forget about Sam? What the fuck.

In the latest issue of the comic Jonah invites her to a bar to drink all night and Lara turns him down. He's a literal cuck.

Also did you know that the comics continue a lot of story things from the first game? Like Sam and Himiko?

What kind of continuation can Himiko get? You killed her for real

You didn't. Part of her still entered Sam and she kinda takes control of her.

>He's a literal cuck.
I don't think you know what the real meaning of cuck is

Lara fucks his gf

>white people
>most of the planet

You do know africa exists? the middle east? asia? You do know whites are a small percentage of the planet, right? Hell, there are more asians than whites.

White isn't a dominate race. At all you fucking liberal cuck.
There isn't a clear dominate race. You think whites are dominant because you probably live in a western society. Yes, the west is filled with white people. Africa is filled with black people, asia is filled with asian people.

You know what happens if a white person goes to japan? He becomes a minority. You know what happens to a black person if he goes to israel? He also becomes a minority. You know what happens if a black person goes to a african country? He is stops being a minority. You know what happens if a jew goes to africa? He becomes a minority.

This mentality that white people dominate the world and they can't be a minority is another example of liberal, communists wannabe cucks who are so weak minded they get brainwashed by media marxist propaganda.

Kill yourself, for the love of god end your live you piece of trash

did he fug her or something
didn't play rise

Did you even bother to read his 2nd sentence or the posts he replied to? It's supposed to be
>character is non-white like most of the planet

>character in game isn't white
>screeeech

holy shit you're a fucking retard and can't read or use your brain to make sense of a comment from the context. nice wall of text

How does making every character good looking, make the game better?

so he is implying that world is mostly white? because it isn't.
Stop this anti white shit please. Western societies are the best places to live.

>white nations are responsible for many wars! fuck white people

Yes, african empires are also responsible for countless wars and deaths, just like asian empires, and middle eastern.
Europe used to be dominated by muslims centuries ago. And it wasn't a peaceful place to live, at all.

You fucks live in the west, a society that defends your right to exist, that defends your choices in life and protects you over persecution. And you shit all over those values while holding values like islamic states or political views like communism as the better alternative.

You know the difference between west and middle east? You can live in the west and you hate living here without fearing persecution. You can't do the same in the middle east.

Who could be behind this post?

>so he is implying that world is mostly white?

did you get so upset that you forgot how to read? he said "the world is mostly not white".

So what are you arguing against here?

How does making every character ugly, make the game better?

She's the heroine. Of course they're not going to have her star alongside Indiana Jones or Nathan fucking Drake in her own game. You people see grand conspiracies everywhere but it's usually so simple.

>You people see grand conspiracies everywhere
This is Sup Forums, what else did you expected to find here? Good and insteresting conversations about games? top kek

He's a Pacific Islanders.
>complaining Tomb Raider stars a female
You Sup Forumstards are so ready to be victimized. Every little thing is about you, huh?

They sperged the fuck out over Origins. They spammed twitch and steam boards with WE posting until that word became ban on site.
They're just impotent manlets that would rather blame "liberals" for their shortcomings

>absolute state of leftist "memes"

They don't even hug at all during the game. They're on physical contact is when he saves her life by grabbing her hand before she fell off of a mountain

>his claim to superiority over adversaries is the "quality" of image macros
Spam more reddit frogs

>le reddit lol
inb4 that image from /r/t_d and "this is you"

Social engineering propaganda.

White grils are trained by mass media to like niggers and arabs and similar sandniggers.

You mean where she gets shunted out of the story so they didn't have to feature her in the second game?

You have to go back