Lava world has lava that instantly kills you, no matter how protected you are

>Lava world has lava that instantly kills you, no matter how protected you are

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>protected against lava
Don't be retarded.

>implying lava wouldn't kill you no matter how protected you are

Good! Lava is dangerous.

Lava is #2 killer behind high ground.

Thats how it really works. Do you know anyone who has survived falling it too lava? 1,200c does some shit to your body.

Umm Darth Vader survived friendo. Explain dat

>Fall on lava
>It merely makes your butt hurt and launches you upwards

It's the force, I don't have to explain shit.

The only thing I don't like is when they show your character drowning in lava. That's not how it works.

>protection
>from lava
hwat

he had midichlorians

you would burst into flames and die before you went under, drowning is out of the question

how does lava work, Sup Forums?

anakin didn't fall in lava, he just randomly set on fire next to it

he didnt survive falling into lava, he survived being set on fire and being burned to a crisp

>falling towards lava
>burst into flames before even touching the surface
>almost completely disintegrate as i come into contact with the surface

Why does lava look so delicious? Like I just want to bury my face in that shit.

Obi and Anakin wouldn't be able to stand the heat convection in the first place, naked.

the force can be use to heat and cool your body

>you don't catch on fire instantly when getting close enough to lava
>you don't even get hurt by all that excessive heat
Metroid is the only franchise to get magma stages right.

Muh realizm

Can it also be used to hold your piss in? Can it also be used to have longer lasting erections?

This are powers some consider unnatural

probably

AH HAW HAW HAW HAWWWWW

jedis are meant to refrain from sexual activities so they probably haven't tried to use the force on their genitals

Part of the reason Anakin fell to the dark side was because he lost his virginity

>Part of the reason Anakin fell to the dark side was because he lost his virginity
I must be a jedi
I know one power: force push away all potential sexual partners

>walk in lava
>take damage
>raise shield in lava
>take no damage

I think it was mostly because he was such a fucking dunce. Y'know, stuff like not realizing Palpatine was evil from the moment he began droning about sith lords, getting space Samuel L. Jackson killed and then kneeling to Palpatine after finding out he was duped and finding out that Sheev didn't know how to stop people from dying.

What game?

>shoot red barrel
>it explodes

Yeah he was pretty dumb.

But the fact that Anakin had fucked Padme and experienced sex meant he now knew what the Jedis were withholding him, something even guys like Mace Windu couldn't comprehend.

How could Obi-wan ever understand how good sex was? The guy went 90 years without ever getting some. Don't get me started on that perma-virgin Yoda.

Unironically good game design

Go to lava irl even before you touch it you start burning even with protection scientist have to keep a decent distance

>shoot blue barrel
>it implodes

For people that can't aim

It's unemployed.

>take damage from lava
>get suit that protects you from lava
>end of the game has SUPER lava, which nullifies your protection

Then what the hell was the point? Damnit, both Super Metroid and Metroid Prime pulled this, and it was irritating.

>jedis are meant to refrain from sexual activities
No, they're meant to refrain from forming romantic relationships.
There are even Jedi who get to have harems, literal harems, sanctioned by the council.

>pick up red barrel
>throw it at enemies
>it explodes and kills them

>shoot green barrel
>

Buy two heat resistant clothing faggot

>Secret boss is main character from previous game
>If you minmax or build a party specifically to counter him he calls you out for being a humongous pussy and instakills you.

>Hit barrel
>It explore

>I don't think exploding red barrels are satisfying
kys

>Fall in lava
>Damage ticks at steady intervals
>Rhythmically jump out of the lava between the ticks, taking no damage whatsoever

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That was MAGMA. NOT LAVA. Learn the difference

Dark Souls 3

>Stacking fire resist doesn't help all that much
>Just block the lava damage with your shield

Head shots are more. Not that you would know.

It's worse when you die in water instantly. I mean seriously, you can't even make a water animation or a big fucking wall to stop you?

>what are safety color codes

Maybe the character just can't swim or are weak to water like in Splatoon.

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>Maybe the character just can't swim
>back in kindergarten
>parents take me to the sea
>enter shallow water to play with dad
>immediately disintegrate

>MFW Niggers don't know you float in lavan and your lungs would disintegrate just being near the stuff
>MFW every Dragon slaying quest and people not dead from the toxic fumes of the volcanoes those fucks live in
Lava in general is enough to kill you, being near it kills you, breathing near it kills you, and you'd slowly dehydrate anyhow, everything about lava means death.

>Spikes instantly kill you instead of maiming you and giving a horrific infection

>Spikes can hurt you from the sides

tell that to the humans who come here every once in a while that try to defeat me

nigger trust me it does

>lava kills anything that touches it instantly
>carry lava around, dump it on top of high level creatures for instant massive exp/loot

>lava burns down the loot

You need to expose the keycard to lava for it to work

How tf do you protect yourself from lava
It's literaly megaman spike of irl

Magic
Fire resist gear

That's kinda how it works.

>the lava is dangerous to your eyes irl

>shoot red barrel
>nothing happens

>How tf do you protect yourself from lava
>Fire resist gear
Welp, ask a stupid question...

Bumping for you, OP

name one

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>you drop all your stuff when you die
>normally you can get it back
>falling in lava is the ONE type of death where all your gear just disappears

alternatively

>your gear can break in the game
>normally through use you only need to repair it every couple of hours
>falling in lava means a lot of tiny damage ticks and your gear instantly breaks
>lava is the only situation that happens in

>you piss in lava
>lava turns into obsidian

>Mario will bounce out of lava grabbing his ass in pain
>Mario will die instantly if he touches toxic sludge

Did you drop out of junior school, OP?