Congratulations, user. You've won Twisted Metal

Congratulations, user. You've won Twisted Metal.


So... What is your wish ?

I wish to be with Reisen!

I wish I could fly!

I want to bee the best

I wan't new shitty twisted metal game with shitton of dlcs and microtransactions and lootboxes.

i wish to play twisted metal 2

You posted your shit waifu on the last thread, fag
We all saw Hammerhead's ending, we get the joke
Dunkey is cancer
Twisted Metal sucked ever since 3
The first one was better.

You all have fucking shit wishes, fuck you.

1 and 2 were both great, fuck you

The game is rebooted where all the characters are replaced with cute girls who are in the Twisted Metal tournament to compete for the status of becoming Calypso's legal wife.

What are you wishing for then, ya cunt?

I wish for you to have a nice day (:

I wish all of the people in this thread would die including me.

Get ride of my flaming head

I wish for a game with a good magic system.

Calypso! You are coming with me!

One billion dollars, in cash. I want it legit and transferred into my bank right now, I want to be able to spend it how and whenever I want and I don't want any hassle taking it away.

Fak u
>Pic Unrelated

I wish for one trillion USD after tax to be added to my bank account that can never be considered frozen assets and with the general public (meaning your average joe, not my bank of choice or the US government) having no knowledge this transaction has been made.

gets decapitated

A new Twisted Metal

Fug

Your wish has been granted! You will die in roughly 80 years of natural causes, as will everyone else in this thread.

I am Calypso, and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal!

I wish to see the Aurora Borealis.

Your wish is granted. If you want to see them in person, try competing next year!

I wish for a good Dragon Ball Z RPG that doesn't have any online content, features a decent character creation system and isn't on a handheld systems.

Granted. One billion Zimbabwean dollars are yours.
Granted. One trillion dollars disappear from circulation and the economy collapses. The government, having knowledge of the transaction, presumes the money stolen and seizes your winnings.

I WISH FOR PEACE———

Granted, sucka.

oh i can grant that one
here you go

Dammit
...
DAMMMMIT

Granted. "DragonRPG" now greenlit for the Ouya. Enjoy your 5fps!

Aww...

Granted, __________________________________________________________________ made by EA

the ability to instantly wipe and shave my ass whenever i feel like it

I want to have a regular bowel movement where my ass doesn't tear from the sheer mass

Trump to be president for 7 more years

fuck you only one ass related wish allowed

You demon Calypso! I will rid the world of your evil and end your sick games. I wish to be the final winner of the Twisted Metal contest. No one will be harmed by your corrupted wishes ever again.

That doesn't make any sense. He's not seeing them, therefore his wish isn't granted.

Granted! Please compete in next years Twisted Betal if you want to make a better wish!

Granted. You are an immortal bound to compete in every Twisted Metal contest hereafter. Please look forward to your eventual victory!

>Arrests him

I wish to leave Sup Forums permanently

I want to see 20 seconds of a low quality version of a Rob Zombie music video.

A new Twisted Metal rigged entirely in my favor

I wish I had a job

I have the perfect job for you, and you get to do it for free.

Wish granted

OH NO

Your internet connection is disabled, forever