What's a good game to get your blood pumping?

What's a good game to get your blood pumping?

All I play at the moment is grind-fests like Elite Dangerous and Black Desert Online. I need something, you know... fun. As far as I can tell, I haven't actually enjoyed video games in a while.

MGRR

hotline miami

Battlerite sometimes have those moments, when you're the last man standing vs 1,2,3 opponents. Literally shaking after that.

player unknown's battlegrounds

dirt rally
binland in a Manta 400 is intense

Binland and Sheepfuckerland best rallies. Shame there aren't more stages in that game.

Literally play anything from gen 5 or earlier, 6 is good but it started to decline a bit there gaming peaked at gen 5

>pusy hair

>he's a paki terrorist
Maybe you should go live in Iran muhammed made it mandatory for a woman to shave her privates, I think it's disgusting only disgusting sand niggers do that, civilized women don't shave any part of their body he Jews tricked them into shaving so they'd buy expensive razors

Extreme difficulty in Project Diva games can get quite exciting.

Metal Gear Rising
Bayonetta

holy fuck

I'm not unemployed, the bible says it's sinful to be lazy and hard work gets rewarded

Go kill yourself roastie.

Okay fag boy, go marry your Arab harlot then if you like a shaved body so much I don't want a woman who follows the evils of the Koran, muhammed was possessed by a demon who introduced satanic doctrine to the Arabs, this is one of them

>dem pubes sticking out the top
MUH DICK

nu-Doom

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No one wants your hairy pagan roastie body.

and history says that the hardest working people were slaves, and their wealthy owners the laziest.

Some slaves were rewarded though, like the mamluks.

Here you go big boy ,':)

>Nintendo console
>faggot
You literally can't make this shit up.

I'm not a pagan of a woman
Okay, if you want a Saracen whore that's your business
Slaves according to the bible had to be freed after a while, and couldn't be abused it says if you even smite a single tooth from your Slave you have to set him free

>Liking Elizabeth
B A S E D

THIS

its acceptable if the hair is blonde

Neatly trimmed master race. You want some to prevent problems that come from friction, but not too much so that it's unkempt and makes oral sex unpleasant for your partner.

Also shaving your underarms is good hygiene, as sweat can linger on the hairs and cause your body odor to smell worse. I dunno why some women seem to think that underarm hair is attractive or pleasant in any way.

fuck I want to stick my ass into her so much

I agree, neatly trimmed pussy hair adds a bit of character.

Its period correct you fucking nonce

Lethal League
You should probably check out any ACTION game

Missionary in the dark after marriage is all I'll do, unlike most people I recognize that sodomy includes oral.
Wrong it shows she's a whore or a muhammedan

come again?

Procreation is all well and good, and I encourage it, but if you love your wife, you'd also surely want to have fun, pleasurable sex with her, surely? Oral sex is great for that, for both men and women, since it isn't reliant on natural stamina and is great for foreplay.

I'm not a fan of anal personally. It's too gross for me.

>Missionary in the dark after marriage is all I'll do, unlike most people I recognize that sodomy includes oral
What a sad boring life you live user,my condolences.

OP Here.

I uninstalled Elite Dangerous, Warframe, and Black Desert Online.

Installing all of this. Should be done by the time I get home from work. (3-7PM EST)

I've owned all of these for a while but never fully played any of them through due to my obsession with multiplayer games. (Always felt that any time spent in a single player game might be better spent progressing in my current MMO of choice.)

Sodomy is for sick individuals who's minds have been polluted with pornography and now they require sick sexual practices to get off.
Simple missionary is all that should be required for a normal person

>As far as I can tell, I haven't actually enjoyed video games in a while.
how did this happen? maybe step away from them for a while.
and what the fuck happened to this thread, are videogames not good enough a subject?

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Don't feel bad for me, I feel bad for you that you're a sodomite and think it's okay to live that twisted lifestyle that's how you catch diseases

see
these are the only acceptable answers here

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What's wrong with not liking anal? I like lots of other stuff. Hell, anal play with plugs and stuff can be fun. I just don't like the idea of putting by dick in someone's pooper.

I'm not baiting, the definition of sodomy according to google is "sexual intercourse involving anal or oral copulation." Sorry, but I'm against sodomy the sodomites and homosexuals and sexually deranged are the reason God destroyed sodom and Gomorrah. Sodomy is practised by homosexuals because they cannot have natural relations with each other, sick twisted people try to emulate the homosexual lifestyle and sodomise each other!

>30 rounds
>15-14
>Bomb planted
>youvs3.jpg
>onlyincounterstrike

>how did this happen?

I honestly don't think any good games have come out recently. Looking at what I'm installing here:
The games that seem fun are all years old. (Excluding Sonic Mania.)

I just feel like AAA companies are too concerned with pumping out games that will keep a player base forever and milking that. I just don't think there's enough passion in the industry outside the indie market.

As an example, what ever happened to linier single player level-based games that tell good stories? Stuff like Halo, Darksiders, or the Sonic Adventure games. (Yes, I'm aware the adventure series was shit and I just enjoyed it because the Chao Garden kept me farming all of the good levels for chaos drives giving me a false sense that the game was wholly good.)

Haven't caught a ''disease'' yet and I'm laying city-tier pipe work to these women. No ''holes'' barred,but again its your boring life so do you man.

I bet you eat plain non-meat soy based spaghetti daily while telling your wife about your boring uneventful dead end job day huh?

>Hairy

>soy
Sorry I'm not a faggot European, and no I'm a meat and potatoes kinda guy, but good job making assumptions about my life that are way off.

>implying he's not a virgin

>Always felt that any time spent in a single player game might be better spent progressing in my current MMO of choice.
My advice is stop gaming and start shitposting on Sup Forums only. I've wasted 25 years of my youth playing video games. Fuck my life.

dark messiah of might and magic

This. Most couples just stop having sex if missionary is the only thing they do.

Anything GOTTA GO FAST is great for getting the blood pumping.

Killing Floor 2
>playing on Hell on Earth mode
>wave 10
>only me (gunslinger) and a medic left out of 6
>2 Scrakes and 2 Fleshpounds
>get through with literally 2 hp left

That's the best part.

I play thumper when I wanna really enjoy a video game and am tired of the usual shit.

>Always felt that any time spent in a single player game might be better spent progressing in my current MMO of choice.

I have the same exact issue.

Any time I feel like firing up Doom or Skyrim, I'll play for like five minutes and then drop them because I know I could be spending that time skilling in OSRS or grinding in BDO.

Fuck it. I'll join you in this. Is the Darksiders series any good? I'll buy both games right now if so.

>not liking pubes

Since when is liking shaved a muzzie thing?

WHY IS HER SNATCH HAIRY?

>>:(((

It's required by the muhammedans, apparently muhammed said it's a good thing.

Dark souls (any but 2)

Muhammed (pbuh) had some shit taste.

more like
>what's a good game to make your blood pressure kill you?

>that tasteful yet bold bush
K I N O

EVE Online.

>shaved pubes
>tight 12-year-old cunny
>delicious brown

Nah, he had some top-tier taste

My main memory from playing Hotline Miami is constantly wiping the sweat from my controller.

Sup Forums pls go

was in same situation as you, but lost interest in BDO and picked up Mass Effect and played through 2 and 3 (can't replay 1 because to boring for me).

After that i replayed Metal Gear Rising and played through it 2 times in 3 days was super fun. It really got me interested in some fast paced action games again.

So at the christmas sale on steam i got doom, vanquish and cuphead. All games really fun and really fast. I also want to play the new Wolfenstein games next and replay doom on higher difficulty.

>Slaves according to the bible had to be freed after a while, and couldn't be abused it says if you even smite a single tooth from your Slave you have to set him free
That was only slaves who were Jews. Foreign slaves were property and you could do what you wanted with them including bequeathing them to your sons.

Well most foreigners as you call them aren't even slaves at all, there was never a negro slave trade just like there was never a cattle slave trade. They're animals used to work on farms, that's it my children can inherit my cattle and they should be able to inherit my negro as well

Was there a 3d model more degraded and humiliated than Beth's hot body?

if you played and liked dark souls you can try the "Dark Souls Item Randomizer" mod.

It changes the place of every item in the game, so every weapon/armor/ ... and keyitem is not there you would normally find it. They are all in a random place. So every item pickup is exciting since it always can be a nice weapon, armor or keyitem and it is just funny to find certain items in certain locations, e.g.the souls of the endboss from the tail cut of a different boss.

I played through it 2 times back to back and was a lot of fun. you also explored almost everything again, since you don't know where the key items are you have to pick up every item. This way you don't skip areas you normally (tend to) skip because they are a bit annoying or completely optional.

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moar?

I like the way you put it.
Good adjectives.

I want to bury my face in that

>those tranny deltoids

You know there's a dick under that bush, don't you?

but there isn't, I've seen the fully nude version

knowing most of the SFM makers, it's very likely

I have no problem with futa as long as it's futa on female

no you havent because there isnt a nude version

There is no dick this time.

It's not even SFM.

>Controller
Theres your problem.