Kazuma kiryu is now the protagonist of the last game you played

Kazuma kiryu is now the protagonist of the last game you played

>fallout new vegas
What stats Kazuma would have?

S - 10
P - 8
E - 10
C - 7
I - 4
A - 8
L - 2

>Yakuza 5

Well...fuck.

dark souls. but he's a regular dude so the adventure ends pretty quickly

>Overgrowth
Seems fitting

accurate

>Vanquish
I mean, I like Kiryu, but I don't think his chances of survival are very good if he's not allowed to use any equipment. On the other hand, he would be able to make it through the game without technically killing anyone since it's only robutts.

Same here, fug.

>Yakuza 0
how would Kiryu handle the cabaret subplot?

>Yakuza.
He grew older in jail.

Literally in Kiwami 2.

>Mass effect 1

would he be paragon or renegade

>Sims 3
now I want to make whole yakuza family

Dark Souls 2 SotFS

I'm okay with this

>C
>Anything less than motherfucking 10
user, what's wrong with you?

He's a handsome guy, but also fairly autistic. Besides, if his stats were that high, he'd have charmed all major antagonists and every street punk in Japan wouldn't be itching to try and kick his ass.

>Forza Horizon 3

Hellllll yeeaaahhhh

>Etrian Odyssey V
Unless he has some neat debuffs he can fuck right off

>Unravel

This shit just got real.

There are no humans in the yakuza series, user. Kyru would probably tiger drop Gywn.

Timer dude gonna get fired

now i'm trying to picture stats for the other characters of yakuza.

>the binding of isaac
I bet Kiryu could beat Delerium is he can dodge well enough even without any items
Fists of steel would be way stronger than tears

>yakuza 0

>play Yakuza 0
>combat system seems simple enough
>suddenly get to Kuze fight
>kicks my ass over and over
>had to abuse the triangle kick to chip away his health to win

What am I missing? Am I too brainlet for Yakuza

This looks like on of those trainer games where you gradually turn the character into a slut, fuck.

>Urban Reign
YEAH BOYYYYYYYYYYY

Switch to boxer style and dodge/block with L1 even while getting hit to break his combo or dodge around to the back by side-dodging with X while locked on so you can get free hits in.

samefag here, think i got something for Majima.

S:8
P:4
E:8
C:5
I:6
A:10
L:4

I don't know how Kazuma would react to being in FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I JUST LOST THE GAME GUYS GOD DAMN IT FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>Upgrade abilities
>Learn how to dodge, then attack - preferably in the back
>Blocks are useful too
>You can grab many bosses and use heat moves on them if next to walls or other objects (later on don't be shy to generally use heat moves through items)
>Don't get greedy and try to keep spamming attack or trade blows with him
>Try out different combat styles and keep moving

It's a wake up call for most beginners. Apply yourself and you'll be fine.

>tenchu
omfg

>Risk of Rain

Cry of Fear just got a whole lot better.

>persona 4
Wonder what his persona would be

>Xenoblade Chronicles 2

instantly better than the britbong nonsense

Out...

GOREM TAIGA!!!

>Wipeout HD
Well, I guess he drives for AG Systems and beats up the crews of other teams.

>Resident Evil 4

Easiest game in the world now, since Kiryu can manage something slightly faster than a light jog.

>SMT:Strange Journey
Better than generic nameless space marine I guess. Can I summon him as a demon instead?

RUN

>Rainbow Six Siege

Would he be attacker or defender?

same, he would be attacker of course. His technique would be Heat and it allows him to withstand bullets but he will fall to the grounds instantly when hit.

Imagine Kiryu busting into objective roundhouse kicking everyone