Gamer fuel thread

Who else /sip/ on here?

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Fuck monster
I just do cocaine instead

Just had one about an hour ago, sipbrah.

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Unsweetened tea master race here.

>tfw you drink one of these before work and you're the new CEO before lunch because of how insanely productive you are
It's like you become a Chuck Norris joke but in real life

What qualifies as a sip?

thanks for reminding me, my monster fridge is running low

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>fake sugar
get that disgusting shit out of here

Underage thread

>wasting this on vidya and not STEM classes

I do both tbqh

So, do these energy drinks actually work for you people or do we all just pretend they do? I mean, I drink three of these at a time and notice no difference. I need fucking guarana pills if I want to feel a kick

Placebo

I drink them because I like them and it's nice to drink something you like to start your day off. It's a placebo effect. I think one of the original green Monsters made some kid's heart explode though, so I dunno.

>sugar and caffeine is a placebo
the sipless everyone

>he doesn't produce content with stimulants

shiggydiggydoo

It's not supposed to be just placebo.

It's fucking ambrosia but it doesn't get me drunk, Modelo's for taste explosion PBR's for effect.

>I legit feel I can conquer the world after drinking one, it lasts 12 hours or so but then you crash really bad and need another sip.
How I know it works? I stagnated at 2000 mmr in dota2, started drinking monster and went up to 3k and I don't even play that much anymore.

I sip Gfuel

those aren't sips

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that's ES, best sibs :D not the chips :D

the basis obviously requires C12H22O11 and C6H12O6, usually with a bit of C6H8O7 to get the taste through
the main kick should come from C2H7NO3S which also requires some Na3C6H5O7 to get that authentic fizzy sip
this is a basic buzz, but a true connoisseur will add a bit of C7H15NO3, followed by 3 drops of C8H10N4O2, a teaspoon of C6H8O2, one ounce of C7H6O2 to really get that distinct flavor through
some people don't like to use C6H6N2O because of the negative connotation, but I say that's just sensational BS from environmentalists so just drop the whole carton in there. Be sure to mix it with NaCl if you go this route though
now for the real punch you need to add at least a C6H8O6's worth of C6H12O6 to really get the C8H11NO3 feel like a C12H19Cl3O8
now just sprinkle some C17H20N4O6 and C6nH(10n+2)O(5n+1) in there and put it in the freezer for 24 hours to get that hint of C63H88CoN14O14P's aftertaste
and voila! your sip is ready

PBR is for broke college kids and washed up construction workers.

That's placebo right there but you are probably just trolling. The substances there don't last even close to 12 hours. In fact it hardly goes over 45 minutes.

to be fair you have to have a very high IQ to understand /sipping/

have you really never had caffeine?

It's not placebo, my performance and stat went up after I started sippin monster instead of just water, I also got motivation to study for school and became less anxious and just do things.

Make way for the GOAT drink.

>not sipping on monster, red bull, and niacin

What difference does it make? Placebo was proven to be real, anyway.

Personally, I don't believe caffeine (at least in energy drinks, I don't drink coffee) affects me that much, but I like them for the taste and the psychological effects it has to "pump me up" so I am more productive (even if it's all in my mind, what does it matter if it gets the job done).

Just imagine being on energy drink 24/7 without the side effects/bad effects..... Legit humanity would be on another level, it's crazy how much potential we have, but we can't expand... Why is our body/brain so restrictive instead of using full potential?

I work with a dude who pounds multiple monsters a day.
We do physical work outdoors so im fairly certain hes gonna die in the middle of someones lawn someday.

I drink this shit every week since highschool. No other energy drink compares.

What fucking planet do you live on?

why? I mean there are drugs that open up your brain so fucking much to be on the next level, but you can't use it all the time, its sad.

Oh look an elitist beerfag.
PBR is my choice as a sustainable alky because it gets me where I want to be, happy and jolly. not pukey and ragey without depleting my budget.
Continue sipping your micro brews you snap judging lightweight.

>can't even copy the lower indexes
sloppy

FINNISH MEMES SHOULD BE OUTLAWED.

I respect you and the alcohol you drink. I hope you have a pleasant day today.

Why energy drink then instead of coffee? That stuff is extremely expensive.

Cheers!

Nothing better than sipping and playing an immersive game. MGS V + Sipping = a good time

t. highschooler

how do finn memes relate to sips

comparative ease of consumption
crack open & sip VS pour water, coffee into espresso machine, wait, wait for it to cool, drink

The original sip meme

Sipping right now, shooting some child soldiers on the phantom pain.

user is pretending to be a meme connoisseur
the euroshopper meme has nothing to do with monster sips

>comparing cheap dogshit slav poison to Monster
sip is a /fit/ meme newfriend

Playing Awsw or really any VN wiith pic related feels great.

back to class, kiddo

>sipping unopened can
>describing an action which is impossible in the game

this has nothing to do with sips outside of both being energy drink related

Reminder that caffeinated malt liquor was banned in the US.
Many fond memories marathoning Blood Crusade swilling this stuff

>comparing overpriced jew poison to glorious affordable ES sips

Same liquid, different name newfag
>>>/global/rules/2

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what the fuck

>he doesnt take half his bottle of adderall over the period of 3 days doing nothing but jerking off the entire

Once jerked off for 48 hours. Only break for to get water and smoke cigarettes.

I usually only drink the green ones, but this one has been super tight lately.

CHA BISCOOT

Is this carbonated or is it just mango juice?

Green Tea is the only thing I sip. Well, that and alcoholic beverages of all kinds.

Carbonated mango juice.

S I P B O I Z

Ok I was always curious because I've come close to buying it several times and then always ended up going with my blueberry redbulls. Which is my personal favorite but I only treat myself to that once in a while.

Why the fuck can't i find any single goddamn Monster Rehab anywhere ever? It's like they vanished one day, and they were my favorite! Fuck!

>because opening the can is too hard and now I cannot sip
>because tranqilizers aren't shooting

Okay kid

I don't like how coffee tastes and I prefer cold beverages. It all boils down to taste.

>tfw sipping on booze an hour after waking up

I like your sips bro

>drinking this michelob ultra shit that tastes like watered down piss because i'm trying to reduce my carb intake but i can't resist getting drunk
kill me

>tfw you can hear the hammy fingers feverishly typing out this bait

>mfw prescription speed handed out like candy

unironically god bless america

man, I tried that stuff once. after four of them I seriously had a splitting headache. something in it just didn't sit right with me.

>sidestepping
>goalposting
ok kid

it's fucking terrible.

>see sipboy threads daily
>haven't had an energy drink in years
>decide to try the sip
>it's actually not dog shit awful

I have seen the light

why not just drink vodka shots? it literally has no carbs and the only calories are from the alcohol.