They're actually fighting each other just because we banned the worship of a pretend god

>They're actually fighting each other just because we banned the worship of a pretend god

Now that the dust has settled, who's the TRUE nigger of tamriel

Argonians

my shit sails in the morning

you feeble fuck. Blame the fish farming lizard immigrants and not the point eared fucks taking your lands and culture.

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>traitor dark elves has members of their race ascend
>humans had a member of their race ascend
>no Altmer, the truest and purest of mer have ascended
It's NOT FAIR!

>cant play as thalmor

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*kills every altmer in Skyrim*
:')

The thalmor are a nice source of early game income but not much else

What's elf pussy like?

magic

pointy

Dunmer's is like fucking an ash tray
Altmer's is like fucking air
Bosmer's is like fucking a mouth that want's to bite your dick of and eat it
Orc's is like buttfucking a hairy buff man
Dwemer's is like fucking a steel cog
Falmer's is like fucking a rotten corpse

what about the snow elf?

Two words
Chitinous Protrusion

it's like getting frostbite on your cock

>created by and worship timeline jumping sentient trees living in a ultra poisonous swamp
>good

>Imperial fags say they pick Imperial because they say Stormcloaks are an Elven puppet
>are themselves a puppet of the elves

cold war while the empire researches how to zero sum the aldmeri dominion

Kill Mario.

Eat a dick, Delphine.

If the Thalmor succeeds everything zero sums regardless

So what are men, anyways? If mer are aedra who got tricked into becoming mortals, and men are BFFs with Lorkhan, are men not descendants of aedra? Will they die out when Thalmor wins and unmakes Nirn?

When the Aedra lands in Nirn some of them drop in buttfuck nowhere, manage to arrive in Aldmeris where the others have been settling for a while and got kicked out, scattered to Atmora (and maybe Akavir and Yokuda), then sided with Lorkhan (now Shor) to get back at the cunts

>killing Faralda

But why.