Total War Warhammer thread

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I want to fuck that witch elf, I don't care if I die afterwards.

Don't stick dick in crazy, user.

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Its not clingy/stalker crazy, its knife-in-your-sternum crazy. If you're okay with that there is 0 problems with it.

Decent patch fucking when.
There is no hope for TW:W2.

I'd wage war on her with my hammer if you know what I mean.

Keep buying DLC good goyim

Dark Elves are the best race, this is fact

out of my way greenskin fucking shits

>afterwards

May

Best girl, best mommy, best waifu.

>this is supposed to be the second most beautiful thing in the world

Who is the most beautiful?

Prince and Emperor.

I think it's supposed to be the everqueen

Sigvald

>following Malecuck
>best

>teleport behind you
>unzip club
>smash your head
>piss on your corpse
>it's personal kid

But dragon gonna eat you

>block your path

The updates to this game are coming way slower than anticipated. I don’t wanna play the dark elves (Malekith) yet because I don’t want to fight fucking chariots and horse throwing axes for eternity

Get the norsca nerf mod

I am taking a break from this game until dwarfs get campaign nerfs.

I could but what I’m saying is I want to fight against the updates norsca because that’s fun
I also want to play as the updated norsca, I want to see berserkers against skavenslaves/clanrats.

There is probably a mod for it

Dwarf is strong because they don't have to care about confed penalty and their high upkeep flaw doesn't matter to the AI's infinite money
I think there are several mods that fix the first by outright disable them from confederating

Isha.

This.

>holiday season would've been perfect to play this
>vortex is shit
>no new content at all since release
>ME is in fucking beta
>tomb kings to be released late january when you no longer have free time

Good job, jews.

Age of Sigmar > Fantasy

I read it in his voice.

I just like fantasy landsknechts better. Whatever floats your boat I guess

>Clan Rictus
What?

I played the first one when it came out, but did I do the right thing waiting for #2 to be more fleshed out ?

>one of my workshop mods gets updated
>corrupts my main campaign save
>was 90 turns in

I just got this game, are there any essential mods? I've gotten the faster camera one. Doing a ME first

Unlikely, but are the agents fixed? had to turn them off in #1 as they were broken

Stormcast Eternals fucking WHEN

Talk shit get hit meatbag

Never, luckily.

>Kangz have 9 chariots per unit
How can Norsca compete?

Norsca when?

GAS THE WARMBLOODS
TOTAL WAR NOW

what you mean? they are in the game already arent'y they?

Not in warhammer 2 yet

>Khemri TV
This will never cease to amuse me. Whoever made it is seriously a great guy.

There's a bunch of them, they're all fucking great

Marauder, troll, dog and chariot spam is in, not the updated factions.
It’s not helped by the fact that their only factions are Varg and Skaeling, they never fight each other and they’re a lot more aggressive, meaning Kislev, nordland and Middenland get their shit pushed in near instantly

Before they are playable in 1 they have literally 5 units (basic infantry, Horse javelins and axes, chariots and dogs). Since they are not playable in 2 too it’s the same case

are the dark eldar cool in 40k?

They are the same BDSM-loving marauding slavers with a hint of femdom. Only with shuriken guns and grav-tanks.

You mean splinter guns, shurikens are for craftworlders

Yeah, similar eldar crap.

>femdom
don't inject your fetishes into the canon, pls. they're not really into BDSM either, they just have to inflict pain

About the same but they don't have Malekith

I wish this game had way more depth. sure, with a simple game you can just jump in and play, but it getsold so fast. I'd rather have a game where you need to spend 3 or 4 hours just learning how to play but you end up spending 1000 hours in it all together.

>$20 for 4 legendary lords in similar locations with the exact same unit roster
Are CA the ultimate Jews of the gaming industry?

>Society driven very much by a powerful women
>Plenty of the biggest historical figures in the lore are women as well
>Many points of history with near matriarchy established
>Wych Cults, nuffsaid

I'm not the one injecting it there, fellow user. I said there is a "hint" and that is said very gently.

this is true
and everyone knows that woodelves are the foot fetish race

>Society driven very much by a powerful women
Dark Eldar are driven by Vect. Dark Elves are solely driven by Malekith's unbriddled sperg rage. Morathi and Hellebron are merely two of the factors that influence him.
>Many points of history with near matriarchy established
lol
>Wych Cults
This and the whole sorcery business are way better points.

The thing is, it is heavily implied. Same with the BDSM shit. Of course there is no explicit mention of that in the Codexes or whatnot, but the implications are just obvious. Even the visual design of nearly everything is there.

Wait a second.
Army falls apart if leader is killed. (Though one figuratively and one literally)
Have humans in their faction and are enemies of the Empire.

Vampires are the Tau?!

>The thing is, it is heavily implied
Literally where? Malekith is number one big dick in the Dark Elf society and that's not debatable

>If you want to play the full experience you need to pay for a fuckload of dlcs
>Cracked version doesn't have stuff like Norsca
>Game is fun but don't want to support this level of cashgrabbing

That Malekith. What a guy. Did himself good in the end eh?

Wait for a big sale I guess

this is what I ams cared of. I love warhammer but I hate cash grabs like this. Just how much is the game and ALL dlcs for warhammer total war 2?

>cuck Tyrion and btfo Morathi
Best boy

>tfw Fantasy is fucking dead and AoS really did win at the end

Here is my collection of all of the ones I have managed to find.
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MANNFRED IS A HUGE FAGGOT

Is CA the new (((Paradox))) why the fuck all the latestTW games get jewed so much?
Warhammer 1:
>1 of the main races is preorder DLC
>2x DLC that add only some new starting position and a couple of unit
>2x with a new race but a shitty minicampaign and are overpriced as fuck
>1x DLC for A FUCKING BLOOD EFFECT
Total : 59.93 of DLCs + 60 for the base game
>1 year after launch : new game at 60$ and another 10 bucks DLC
Also both games feels too much arcade and have little to no depth in game mechanics like historical ones, and the endgame is still broken as fuck because the AI is dumb as always
Despite this i have 100 hours in the first game

With good folks like EA, Ubisoft etc. around how on earth could they be?

If a Vampire Count falls in battle, his tralls falls apart no matter what.

If a Ethereal gets killed, there is 50/50 chance of his/her troops either falling in despair or going into a disciplinated berserk.

>bretonnia, the land of the frog eaters

STORMCAST WHEN

Who Bretonnia here?

Doing Ptra's work, user

The Lady

Feels good being able to win battles fielding nothing but cavalry
>select all > M2 M2, well done sire victory is yours

>elves
That's a grudge

I really like cavalry charges so I play some Brets every now and then, their start is kinda boring though and expanding outside of Bretonnia gets boring real fast. The buildup for the fight with the Red Duke is the best.

Shave your fucking beard, you dumb manlet

Alright, listen to me you knife eared piece of shit. If you go any further with your piss stained pubic hair you call a wig, I'm gonna wreck your shit so hard you won't even be able to walk with your limp dick! I'm gonna shove my foot so far up your shaven perfect little ass that your breath is gonna smell like shoe polish, then I'm gonna take that little red anal bead on your belt, and push it in your face! I'm gonna flagellate you with my fucking beard! I'm gonna build you a pair of runic mechanical balls, and use surgical precision to sew them to your groin where your manhood ought to be just so that I can kick them with my iron fucking feet, you twat!

Right here

>Are CA the ultimate Jews of the gaming industry?

Its either EA or Paradox

Heh boy, you never played any tabletop am I right?

>teleport behind you
Uh huh, AFTER getting BTFO by Sigvald and lying in your own piss and shit for the whole Sigvald vs Krell fight. The only reason Throgg even killed Sigvald was because Sigvald was too carefree and did not hack Throgg's body into pieces after shanking him with Sliverslash.

>have little to no depth in game mechanics like historical ones
Lets imply any previous historical titles had more depth.

>tfw Crusade all over Norsca because Araby sin't in yet

Welcome to fair Bretonnia

You are saying that Warhammer has the same complexity as Attila?

What's that supposed to mean?

You don't expand as Bretonnia.
You unite Bretonnia, then just chill out with the main man Karl Franz and crusade the shit out of Chaos and Greenskins.

He's retarded, Warhammer isn't even on the level of Rome II when it comes to mechanics.

>Afterwards

You either die during, or you become a slave toiling in an ore mine.

There is no after pity execution.

>I totally would've killed that troll if he was a human!

>Similar locations

One of them starts in the northwest and another in the southwest corners of the map, with the other two in the mideast. One of them also has additional access to some vampire count units.

Are you the ultimate brainlet of the gaming industry?