Enemies can reach around corners

>enemies can reach around corners

>enemies can open doors

>enemy has 1/1000 chance to spawn

>enemy is a rare encounter

>enemy is the least funniest of the 3

that's not Sam

>Enemies can style on you

wtf i'm looking at?

>game has flamethrowers
>enemies become more hazardous when they are on fire

I would have stepped on whatever that is

Enjoy the deep sea.

I once hung out with a water goose

>enemies can touch your feels

deep sea bullshit
this shit is spookyghost tier of 'spooky shit that can't harm you ever' that white people love losing their shit over

The sea has more aliens than outer space.

>game lets you get married

>enemies have no aggro range

>enemies can reach through walls

>Enemies can attack child NPCs :^)

>game has taunts and friendly fire

>enemy arms and legs clip through walls sometimes
>you can shoot the bits that stick through the walls

this is a blue board go post your rekt stuff on /gif/ please

that can happen in battlefield 3/or 4 when people are prone near a wall

>game lets you comfort the dying

DELETE THIS

>enemy shoots at you while not even aiming the gun at your direction

fucking call of duty, a 100million dollar game

MODS

>game opens up links in your web browser
seriously though stop this shit

>game lets you take the knot

Why are birds such complete cunts? The other week I watched a pelican try to eat a duck. They're like the wasps of the mammal kingdom.

>games match finder is a crappy web browser

you just know

What's wrong, aren't pitbulls great :^]

thats just any bird bigger than a chicken. theyre literally the descendants of dinosaurs after all

>enemy opens a secret path

Did that nigga think it was a fake tiger?

WE

no i don't know. Please explain what you mean very slowly and in graphic detail

>game has monster infighting

Another innocent baby mauled to death by vicious dogs. When will dog people learn?

oh my goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood it's so cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute

>tfw constantly smelling your ass while sleeping

Its a bigfin squid

WUZ

The scariest part about this webm is his touching the bathroom floor with his hands.

Seriously, birds are fucking pricks

>birds
>mammal kingdom

DINOSAURS

>spins off its arm like an electric drill removing a screw
wew lad

>That slow turn it does.
Fuck I love it when animals do that shit.

>game something something

No it doesn't. The universe is a big place user. Like, really big. You think that mess in your basement is big? Well that's peanuts compared to the universe. Even the observable universe. Fun fact, the universe is infinite. Therefore since humanity and all the life on the planet exists, chances are there is aliens out there. In fact, there is a mathematical near impossibility that life doesn't exist out there, somewhere. It's just the probability that we'll ever meet them is so low it's insane. Then again, we might have found fossils on Mars. Very minor single cell shit. If we find it, then we need to go to fucking Europa.

Don't cats eat/kill birds?

>inches from death

;^)

>Enemies can sneak up on you due to high latency

I fucking hated that in WoW

>birds
>mammals

>american education

they're really just giant cats, aren't they

>metaphor

I can hear the warcry

Did he just cut the other gator's hand and eat it?

N SHEEEEEEIT

>food items heal your HP

Why do boxes turn cats into vicious beasts?

>bosses are just larger versions of regular mobs

>enemies act silly if they think they're unobserved

holy shit

>enemy on NG+

This is exactly everything I fear about the ocean.

>cat crushing babies with it's stupidity

Is this fake or in australia?

>non hostile NPC suddenly flips the fuck out

I bonered.

>enemies are immune to melee
This is absolutely disgusting in Xcom 2, because melee does a shitload of damage.

just how much of a dinosaur would it look like, without feathers?

>kicking someone does more damage than opening up their asses with a shotgun
this meme needs to stop

What game other than Doom had monsters infighting?

>DS1poise.webm

lewd.

>the virgins walks vs. the chad strut

LAWS OF THE WILD

>enemy does something

>game lets you have a Furry girlfriend

>Enemies can fight each other
>It's a way better tactic

what gaem

Where's the other .webm when the pitbulls have grown and finish it?

>enemies dance with each other

>Think food items heal your HP
>They just restore some stamina.
>Game has no potions or health restoratives

Quake
Blood

off the top of my head

I didn't want to get my day ruined by an edgy redditor posting gore shit

>game has thirst meter

They are crocs, aren't they?
The guy threw in some meat and one of them attacked the other instead of going for the food.

>Hand holding
>Passionate kissing
>lewd gesticulations
Thanks for the promotion, asshole

FF XIII

>game has instant healing items in your inventory that can be accessed through a pause menu
how to tell if a game is shit

>firefox has started to memory leak like crazy

I accidently left it open over night and my C: drive was full because I had no limit set for virtual ram.
Maybe I should switch browsers so I don't have to restart the browser every few hours

>game has lust meter

Monster hunter and it's great

>enemies can ukemi

Monster hunter

>enemies can go into relaxed state