Do you have a girlfriend that plays video games Sup Forums?
Mine is completely obsessed with Breath of the Wild. She's exploring every single inch of Hyrule. She's found so many more Koroks, taken way more pictures and has found more secrets than I have. It's cute.
That girl isn't playing video games, she is looking at her phone while her bf plays FIFA.
Colton Watson
%85 of men fail at fucking women. only the top %15 gets to fuck women
Colton Brooks
girlfriend threads aren't video games, report them
Kayden Hernandez
tried to make her into vidya last week. Portal 2 coop was a no since she's uncapable of handling a first person game. Didn't like The Cave. Didn't feel like trying any narrative game (I thought something like LA Noire or Tesla Effect could make it) and we ended playing for ten minutes to Battleblock Theatre before she said she was bored.
Any advice?
Aaron White
I got a gaming wife. We both enjoyed BotW near simultaneously. It was I that hunted Koroks and staged photos like a maniac, which kinda made her jelly and thus step up her game.
>%85 of men fail at fucking women. >only the top %15 gets to fuck women That's not possible. Way more than the 15% of men lost their virginity. Take it form me, I was a kissless virgin until my 31 birthday
Michael James
Always report and sage gf threads
Josiah Fisher
Yeah my met my current gf through video games, she's a massive Zelda fan. She's an 8/10 qt who enjoys anal, cum on her face and eating my ass out. Girl gamers are CRAYZEE.
Dylan Reed
I think "gamer girls" are the pinnacle of the downfall of western civilization. The fact that they even exist is proof that society has declined. Women are worth nothing more than breeding and imitating what men can do, and that is why men must control them. We are the superior gender and you stupid fucking roasties need to accept that.
Face it females. You were DESIGNED for my cock. The thought that you stupid cocksocks actually believe that you have "emotions" or "empathy" makes me fucking laugh. You were made to have my CHILDREN. There is an opening in your body to accept my SPERM. That is all you are. Just a fucking womb inside a meat puppet.
Do women have any skill at video games? No. No they don't. There has never been a woman in the history of the world that has ever truly been better than a man at video games. It's why fighting games have to accept so many trannies into their rosters just so that they can say they have (((diversity))). Because women are so fucking weak they can't even have an actual woman be good at video games.
I haven't even read this thread yet, but I'm sure there are some disgusting lowlife 3DPD trash whores who can't wait to tell everyone about their vagina. "Muh vagina" this. "Muh vagina" that. If I see another post saying "As a woman" or "I'm a girl btw", I will flip my shit. None of you whores actually play real video games that require any challenge. All you do is play the Sims and masturbate over Zelda games. THERE ARE NO "GIRL GAMERS". Look at Twitch. Do any of those whores seem like they actually care about the game? NO. They're just doing it for the fucking MONEY. A girl's best friend is fucking MONEY and only that. She just wants to look good in front of a fucking camera. So keep your mucus infested roast beef vaginas away from Sup Forums, you fucking whores. YOU ARE RUINING Sup Forums.
Daniel Nguyen
she's probably trying to desperately relive her memories of OoT while she was making out with some boy from her neighborhood or whatever.
Colton Nelson
why do these photos always look like they were taken in a teenager's bedroom? having a girlfriend isn't impressive if you're still living at home.
Logan Thomas
Did you make this thread just to tell us you have a gf?
Easton Gomez
Thank god she isn't a gamurgrul, I actually prefer the way she likes to only see me playing
Sebastian Thompson
sorry for answering a thread
Gavin Green
>2018 >STILL not being able to get a gf
How is this even possible?
Juan Cook
my gf is on the last set of levels in Starcraft Broodwar. It's painful watching her try to play war or be a 'strategist' but the tenacity makes me happi
Leo Ortiz
>I was a kissless virgin until my 31 birthday
Did you go to a whore on your 31st or something?
Henry Gray
I'd let her explore every inch of my dick, if you catch my drift
Julian Parker
I have a boyfriend that plays video games :3
Jaxon Rivera
>having a gf h-heh,y-yeah brah,t-totally
Cameron Richardson
>2018 >still posting not vidya threads on Sup Forums - Video Games
Lincoln Barnes
Calm down, pasta user
Michael Parker
My girlfriend only plays two games. Skyrim, and Mad Max.
Jose Mitchell
How did you got laid ? i'm very curious, 25 virgin her
Jonathan Miller
I had a date once.
She asked ME out, we went out to dinner. Then she went back to college a week later and we never contacted each other since.
Isaac Turner
Remember to report these shitty threads
Camden Hernandez
Try Minecraft. Most anyone can play it, I sometimes play it with my 60 year old mom.
Liam Bailey
I don't know how you guys do it, in my city all the girls are basic bitches 101 and if you ever even mention you are into video games you get instantly labeled as a manchild and the girl knows she's going to reject you.
That's why I always hide my power level, even with the few friends I have.
I had an ex that was for some obscure reason really into Killing Floor 2, she played that shit in front of me for hours.
Zachary Lopez
All the women I can get are unattractive.
Brody Ramirez
Quit trying to be edgy Sup Forumstard.
Christian Russell
My wife occasionally humours me and plays games with me but the only one she seems to enjoy is broforce.
Liam Brooks
3/10 got me to respond
Xavier Cooper
Girlfriend is in the top 1 percentile for healing per second in overwatch, has 250 hours clocked on persona 5, enjoys simulation games, San Andreas is her favorite overall, and we both make over 60k, you mad OP?
Carter Cox
Girls love Zelda, idk why but even gamer grills (aka less normie) claim Zelda to be a favorite franchise. Usually telltale (mass effect/anime vn) or jrpgs come second for the gamer grill but for normies there's Zelda and Pokémon. Why play anything else?