Youre at the hospital and this guy slaps your gfs ass off, throwing her off the roof, how do you react?

youre at the hospital and this guy slaps your gfs ass off, throwing her off the roof, how do you react?

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press f as the chapter credits roll

Wash my hands and quickly leave the area.

bloatmaxx > shredded tank

/votekick my gf for being a shitter that didn't see the tank

Probably faint because she's most likely dead

This 100%.

i boomer bile her and head toward the safehouse

>MOOOO's at you

*moves slightly to the left*

Silly sinji missing the chance to cum on her tits

votekick my team
votekick the tank
commence narcissistic autism screech into the microphone

*touches edge of hitbox*
*gets flung off edge and dies instantly*

Ask if he knows the way

>Throw molotov cocktail
>Aim like shit
>Hit a nearby wall
>Burn myself

I swear vs. mode is the most toxic playerbase I've ever had the displeasure of playing with, fuck all of you.

Ditch her and run to the safe room, where her clone is waiting.

*Proceeds to start votekick on shitter*

This is so fun with a mic

Who would win in a fight?

Take his bulging piece between my comparatively little hands and gently rub it until I can feel it stiffen up amongst my fingertips. Then I'd slowly bend at my knees whilst maintaining eye contact throughout. As my knees touch the ground and his gigantic meaty pole is now towering over my face I take it in my right hand and tilt it towards my mouth. Whilst still maintaining eye contact, I pull the skin back from over his massive shaft and see his shining purple bulbous end sparkling at me. I open my mouth wide and edge towards the beast, my mouth drooling with saliva, I'm scared but I know I want it.

I feel the fullness of his erect piece enter the mouth, stretching the corners of my mouth and pressing my tongue into the bottom of my mouth.

I bob my head back and forth whilst creating a suction in my cheeks and a tight vacuum to fully pleasure this monster. I pull my head backwards and stretch out my tongue, licking and kissing his massive end whilst stretching his hairy skin back and forth over his huge cock.

With one huge groan and a spasm at the knees, I'm coated all over with his thick, plentiful, salted release all over my face and lips.

I keep on tugging on him gently, to make sure every drop comes out.

Vs mode plays like shit once people get good, checked back after about 3 years of constant playing and realizing how unfair that mode is for the infected

Jeepers

That's kinda hot.....and I'm straight.

>youre at the hospital and this guy slaps your gfs ass off, throwing her off the roof,
>how do you react?
By hiding in the Jesus room until the Helicopter shows up.

Creepy as fuck senpai

I'm 12 and what is this?

Any more like this?

>search for game
>YOU'RE PLAYING AS THE SURVIVORS
>leave game

EVERYTIME.

Wow

>join a game
>everybody is dead but me and some other guy
>me and other guy get caught by smokers 2 seconds later
>kicked

I had to delete this game. The constant fucking votekicking ruined it for me. I had to start up votes for changing all talk to on/off just so other people couldn’t vote kick.

I try to warn everybody who asks about the game not to bother with versus, it's a literal hive of subhuman filth

hahhahhaha fuck, you killed me user

>play as survivors with friends
>we leave the starting room
>a charger immediately knocks us all down and starts pummeling me
>a hunter, smoker and jockey finishes the rest of us off while we try to get back on our feet

>play as infected with friends
>we set up around the starting room
>I smoke one of them, but before my grab can fully take him in he has already killed me, he didn't even need help from his allies
>someone charges at them, but is dead before he reaches them
>the boomer died as soon as he came within vision
>the jockey met a similar fate
>they proceed to rush through the level effortlessly, killing us within moments of revealing ourselves every time
>they don't even say anything when they win
>they all have play time in the 3000-8000 hour range

The real horror is the other players.

yeah they are no life faggots. your still a shitter though neck yourself.

>wait 35 mins for a versus game to fill up
>game starts
>2 minutes into the game
>enemy team starts a votekick
>guy getting votekicked starts unloading his shotgun on teammates
>mop up the rest of their team with relative ease
>next round starts
>2 guys on your team are screaming at eachother through the mic
>votekick starts
>3/4 people on the enemy team have already left before the end of the first round because the difference on the scoreboard was more than 5
>teammates start unloading on eachother
>4th guy on your team leaves
>this happens in literally 80% of pickup versus games

Shout "ZOEY!"

nah, he wouldn't throw your gf off the roof, he'd just throw 100 gfs some centimiters away

>500 hours in l4d2
>havent played a single game of versus

what am i missing out on?

>trying the hospital in the hardest dificulty alone
>Last point is hell
>finally chopper arive
>Running to it like crazy
>Thank jumps in front of me and punch me off the building
And i gave up because I think I was trying for an hour or 2

Call pic related and watch the fight

one can throw rocks, the other not
one can throw cars, the other not
Im not sure.

>what am i missing out on?
Nowadays? Elitism and an immediate votekick since you don't have 3000+ hours.

MODS

>playing my first game of versus as infected
>manage to setup a successful attack
>enemy team is downed, round is pretty much over
>run over and punch one of the downed survivors for fun
>dude starts screaming into the mic
>SEE HE'S RAGIN I FUCKIN TOLD YOU HE WOULD
>votekicked by my own team

*get slapped by common infected*

Who would win, a rat ogre or a tank?

This anons got it right

what did he mean by this

Sometime the tank also like to climb through the tiny gap between the landing platform and the helicopter.
It's a massive surprise because it prevents you from going inside the helicopter and there's nothing you can do because often you are going to get wedged in his massive hitbox until he punches you.

The fact you can get blocked in the hitboxes of so many SI makes me wonder if Valve ever bothered testing this fucking game.

HeheHEHE

>really small hitbox
>325 hp
>laugh have a really short range and is hidden by horde screaming
>touch toe and instantly grab head
>damage starts immediately
>AI jockey have massive grab hitbox
Why did Valve added this piece of shit again?

*eats your entire ak mag*

>fuck all of you
Nah m8. Vs mode is a whole different level of cancer.
>mfw everyone starts votekicking anyone that one female L4D player says
>get kicked because I took my safe room med after she was gonna heal herself and then take mine
It's like all cancer orbits towards that mode.

>game has audible cue to let your know when certain enemies are near
>except when it decides that it doesn't

>join game in progress
>get either coach or rochelle

>tfw just want to kill zombies with people but everybody's an elitist prick

Why pick this game to tryhard in?

>doesn't slice one mid charge with a katana

>guy playing nick is XxsupaturbokiwwaXx

>laugh have a really short range and is hidden by horde screaming
Fuck. This.
Hell, sometimes it just flat out refuses to play. I hate that little bastard.

l4d2 infected are so out of place like that fuck you posted, charger only being acceptable because the game needed something that cant be pushed by overpowered shove

>tfw changed Coach to Miku and Rochelle to Harley Quinn
I love the Workshop.

>not playing coach only to spam his death screams

L4D2 was the beginning of the end

>playing versus with some woman who sounds like she's 300+lbs
>gets smoked
>bitches over mic because i didn't kill the smoker in .05 seconds
>tell her that if she wasn't too busy stuffing her face with cheetos she probably wouldn't have gotten snagged in the first place
>instakicked

worth it

It's the fault of the game for it being best for the Survivors to be a three man with one AI with turret like reflexes. It invariably means one guy has to pick the short straw and then you have to PRAY they don't get petty(they will get extremely petty and magdump at the team on the way out).

I still remember the day I steered three players off of the same roof playing as this lad. Good times.

Add this with the instant damages and you get a fucker that can down/kill you in a matter of a second without being able to do anything.
Even compared to the hunter/smoker/charger that, even when picking you off a corner, still leave a second or two for your ally to save you before getting damaged.

Also the little fucker get an instant refill if the grab down a survivor, so near the end of a chapter it's just deadly on higher difficulties.

Nothing. I got 200-something hours and the few times I played versus it sucked at all levels. You get votekicked for literally anything. I don't know how you can even gitgud playing Infected when any mistake you make you get votekicked off, or if you don't it's because you're on the sacrificial lamb team against 4 2000+ hour pros who wipe the floor with you no matter what team you are. Versus mode is complete trash and how votekick happy the community is just makes it worse.
Those are the two best of the second group though.
Nice, yeah that is worth it.

Your birth story

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remember people wanting to play as the witch...

Made me cry with joy.
everytime. L4D insanity

WHY