Nintendo Direct January 11th 2018

Since I’m Some Leaker Guy, ill give you all a leak.

>The Direct is three hours long and will be streamed on the 32nd.

>The Direct opens up on Iwata (yes he faked his death) saying how big a success the Switch has been and he would like to present Nintendo Switch online.

>The program will cost $5 a century and will give the biggest game on the PS4 that came out that month.

>The program will also give the following; one free cure to cancer every month, a free quantum computer upgrade to every Switch owner, every Switch game that has been or will be released, a time travel accessory for every Switch owner, never getting sick again, immortality, World Peace, Cloud Saves, Themes, Built in Voice Chat, a bunch of other features you want but there’s too many too list, every game ever released and free money.

>Everything above is free.

>The program will launch after the direct.

>The Switch will become $10 right after the direct.

>Every Switch will automatically become the most powerful console ever with the Quantum Computer upgrade that enables 100K gaming. Docked and Undocked.

>The Switch will receive a 100K port of every game ever released.

>Every Switch game will become $1.

>A brand new, exclusive, innovative, groundbreaking iteration in every game franchise you can ever imagine will release this year.

>Such games include Fzero FX, Animal Crossing, Sin and Punishment, Ice Climbers, Kid Icarus and Smash 5.

>No Mother 3.

And that’s it for the direct, pretty disappointing if you ask me.

sounds legit

nintendo won

>Every Switch game ever released for free
>Every Switch game will become $1
WHICH ONE DO I TRUST?

I need some recs for a Fjorm build, this one isn't cutting it. I was thinking Glacies and QR, not sure what else. I paired her with Ike and Dorcas as a DC team with Azura as their dancer.

>no mother 3
Proof it's real, pack it up boys

Fuck yeah my dude, FEH thread? QR Glacies works well on her, but you might want to run Iceberg instead. If you have a B!Ike laying around, giving her Steady Breath and Aether from him is the most optimal.

Remember to take it with a grain of salt, lads. That Mother 3 leak adds a lot of legitimacy.

No the free Switch games only apply to Nintendo Online members, everyone else gets it for $1.

I don't have an extra B!Ike. Aether might work with her bulk plus Dorcas' IP. I'll have to check it out on the calculator, I need her to start pulling her weight in AA.

>>No Mother 3.

WTF NINTENDO

Of course no Mother 3 this is Nintendo.

I can also answer questions.

The free online service will give the opportunity to vote for a game that you would like Nintendo to develop. The game with the most votes wins.

If too many games get voted, Nintendo will hire you and teach you how to develop games so you can help create your dream game. Also, it will be fun and you never have to work overtime.

> voting gauntlet done
> arena season over
> TT almost over

I need an excuse to burn some feathers.

If you have an extra Nephenee, Wrath 3 is pretty nice.

Well that will be in the PR thingy since there won’t be enough time to cover it.

Well that will be in the PR thingy, since there won’t be enough time to cover it.

Glacies/Iceberg+QR is exactly what you're looking for. I'm not sure if Deflect Magic is a good ideas unless you're really hurting for a Reinhardt counter as well, she might do better with something like Speed +3 instead.

With her Res, she might not need DM but I was using it because no one else on that team can deal with mages.
>taking advice from a leaker

Make a +10 Chrom and put him on a squad of only Chroms

It's actually possible because of no mother 3

What’s wrong with my advice? And my leaks have The Emily Rogers Gold Seal of Authenticity. I also studied with her in Leaking School, she was my Girlfriend.

>Paying to cure cancer I don't have
Fucking Nintendo marking up the place with useless features.

Fjorm has DC innate on her weapon m8, Deflect Magic won't work unless the enemy is already in Desperation range.

I know right, why can Nintendo give us worthwhile features.

>>No Mother 3.
kek

Kek

Kek

>>Every Switch game will become $1.
This is the only part that makes me think it's not legit. I'm not really sure if I should believe.

>Game is so dead people are mostly shitposting now
I miss early feh thread, then again it's better than nothing to do in game i guess

Let's just hope that this dead period is actually good for the game and the thread quality. If ISIS botches their anniversary, it's going to be a dead game.

FEH threads used to be max comfy before reddit invaded.

>The Direct is three hours long and will be streamed on the 32nd.

Bitch please, we all know reddit is merely a boogeyman, call it what it is. /feg/

Not that user, but we've literally had leddit invade at least at few times from what I can remember.

Anything wrong with that?

What month has 32 days?

How many orbs have you guys saved up?

This guy is a liar. My mom's husband works for Nintendo and he says Nintendo is stopping all production of the Switch and games for it. Instead at the direct they'll announce their new console, the Nintendo Ass. It's shaped like an ass and doesn't play any games, but makes several different farting noises and randomly releases foul smelling odors in your room. They hope to move 40 million units by 2020.

Alright you massive cunts, enough shitposting, do we have any ideas/desires for what coming in the next few days? Any banners that you want? GHB? NY Corrin in a shit banner on his own with 2 other shitty units like they did with Ayra

Eldigan is an alright unit but Mamui sucks dick so I wouldn't be too pissed about that.
I just want a new GHB, gimme something fancy like possessed Robin or Idunn.

I'd be surprised if they put him in his own banner considering how he's not really desirable at all from a skill, character or stat perspective.

I’m hoping for a new trailer tonight, it’s been two weeks now

>No Mother 3.

Fake, Mother 3 is already out in Estonia.

Like 42.

I have a -atk Winter Chrom unfortunately. Does he want slaying axe or brave axe? Note that I don't have bold fighter to inherit.

I think 42.

New ghb would be nice, Arvis was like almost 4 months ago, shit is depressing. I'm not asking for big shot like Ashnard, Rudolf, or Walhart. Just give me batta or gheb dammit

This month, obviously.

you got the joke
おもえでとう!

That’s some bullshit right there. He couldn’t have told you that because not only is that fake but he was a huge asshole and now he’s in a hole.

WHO KEEPS DRAWING THESE?
FOR WHAT PURPOSE?

Mother 3 is going to headline VC for Switch. Nintendo will be highlighting lesser known games and games previously unavailable in all regions to fill out VC library on Switch, at least initially, while supplying more well-known games on “classic” consoles exclusively for about one year.

I have a feeling that they regret making GHB and are kicking themselves over all the revenue lost from not having units like Xander, Camus and Arvis on a banner. Now the playerbase expects most villains to come from a GHB when there's still popular villains that can bring in a good chunk of change.

I’ve already run out of excuses to burn feathers

Mother 3 will be released as Earthbound Endings.

Sorry but everyone knows Mother 3 isn’t happening, you aren’t fooling anyone with your “””Leak”””

>no Yoshi Commits Tax Evasion

fucking fake

What went wrong?
I hear nothing but complains about this banner, which was supposed to give better odds at giving good units. Why did so many people shit on it?

I wasn't around for the second one, the one with the new OC, was that one better?

Because Yoshi didn’t commit tax evasion, Yoshi killed Mario for being abusive.

Lucklets shit on it. Personally I loved it.

>mfw got optimal IV Genny, Cordelia, Ayra, and a spare BLyn and Hector

Because they expected to get a specific unit in a banner with 12 focus units.
Also, IVs or something

>Have 40 orbs when this rolled around
>Got two Hectors and an extra Ike and B!Lyn
>Pull on Guntra with 60 expecting the same
>Get a -RES Innes and more 3* since before the rarity switch

Honestly pity breaker five stars aren't a problem and If these banners included them, they'd be god tier to pull.

Rolled green hoping to get either DC fodder or Spring Camilla, but got 3 Deirdres. T-thanks.

I wouldn’t mind 3 more Deirdres.

Any builds you guys working on?

Just need a Chrom/Lucina/ and the feathers for a Brave Axe+ assuming a stray Camilla doesn't kill my odds.

Oh for fuck's sake. It's on the 23rd and it will be 25 minutes long.

>cloud saves
Oh come on, the rest was believable.

8% sounds like a decent shot to get at least something good but the banner doesn't rain nearly as many 5 stars as people imagine initially. The japs had a roll calculator out before release and the results ended up being as shit as it predicted.

>No Mother 3.
You almost had me. Mother 3 is coming, my mother, Dave Nintendo, told me so.

No it’s on the 32nd and will be 3 hours long.

People are dumb and don't understand normal banners are 6% and the pity rate grows faster.

Mother 3 doesn’t exist, when will you delusional Earthbound fanfaggots get that into your head!?

>Roll on it for shits and giggles
>Wow it's nothing
>Trying to get Lute earlier that day
>Get +Speed Neph and Water within 20 orbs

At least on the second one I got Gunnthra on my free roll.

Tell that to me 3 years down the line when we're on Mother 6.

Yeah you’re probably right, I got the cloud saves part from some shady Hispanic guy who’s body is ready, and the rest from Emily Roger.

> Nintendo finds the Zohar.exe

Oh so we’re getting two Mother games every year for the next 3 years!!! Wow you guys really are crazy!

I have 79 orbs. Thats because I didnt roll shit after I got NY Azura a day after the NY banner dropped.

And then Klaus fucks up the world!

And then Klaus fucks up the world!!!

Retards were aiming for one unit in a banner that has a dozen. that's it.

These banners (Fjorm and Gunnthra's) were pretty good if you just wanted any unit from the selections provided, I dropped 200 orbs on Fjorn and came out with 8 units (2 Marth's Wife, 1 Cordy, 1 sheep, 1 Ike, 2 Gay Xander, 1 Celica) that's a 5* per 25 orbs on average.

The people who are salty are the retarded ones who just wanted Hector, or Blyn, or Ayra, etc. Who, for whatever reason, decided to snipe for them on a banner where they share a color with 2 other units when we already know snipping on units that share a color is a suckers bet. These banners are for full 5 unit summons where you don't really care what you get, using them for anything else is dumb.

It doesn't though...

Can't be helped for those folks when the units they wanted were limited. Otherwise I agree

At least it doesn't have "Fire Emblem Mutiny" in it