You get to nerf one weapon

You've got gabe by the coochies! What will it be?

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i'd rework the loch-n-load since it's pretty annoying to dodge faster pills.

reduce the heavy's health to 150

Crusader's Crossbow. Not for any practical reason, I'm just a faggot that hates how it's not cool for a spy to do damage at long range, but a medic can spam an arrow and do 60+ damage.

Heavy already sucks if you don't have a pocket medic/teammates to back you up

Stickies with ramp up damage

I would change the flamethrower to do half damage. Too easy to w+M1 even when not ambusing. That or reduce afterburn even more.

Thats the worst thing to do and sounds like the suggestion of someone with 1 hour in the game.
Actually I wouldnt even mind bumping his speed to 90% or just reverting the GRU to how they were back in 2010.

Stock Sniper Rifle

Afterburn is literally the biggest joke in the game youtube.com/watch?v=_vUqjlx4Qks

Unironically I'd want the thermal thruster buffed

The switch speed delay just makes it useless

>I would change the flamethrower to do half damage
funny because jungle inferno made a undocumented change to make the flamethrower do double damage
so you would just be making it do normal damage again

Rocket Launcher, just to make Soldier mains mad

learn to switch mid-air you will always land ready to fire

Make the thruster have a short and long thrust, 4 charges with the short taking one and the long taking 2. The short thrust has a 66% swap speed boost.

That's the point.

I would nerf the bad dragons furry into the fucking ground
fuck that shit

This overpowered piece of shit crutch

Give the Ubersaw any or a mixture of the following:
>No random criticals
>Reduced damage
>Reduced Uber gain to 20%
>A % added to damage vulnerability

Get raped and kill yourself, you retarded fucking faggot sack of nigger shit with down syndrome.

the only nerf i can think of is reducing the splash damge of rockest but that will cause a fucking shit storm

>touching that when it's completely outclassed by the 3rd Degree
The Medic is already such a shitty class

But it compensates by having no splash damage

nerf the direct hit so it does -124 damage max on a non crit. they nerfed the lnl for that bullshit but soldierfags get a free pass as per usual

The scorch shot.

It's just too universally useful.

maybe they could nerf the parachute again since pro-gaymers can't aim

it has splash if you hit

Vulnerability when it's selected or permanent?
It'd be a shit downgrade if it was permanent.
Yep, this one definitely needs a nerf. You can hit anything and everything from pretty much any range for at least 20 damage + burn. Then there's the knockback, spash AND it can mini-crit with the same fucking shot. A phlog pyro can charge the mmph fully with a couple of its flares for practically zero risk.
I think a good nerf could be massively reducing the projectile speed, maybe even to rocket launcher levels, so it can be dodged.

But you still miss the potential damage of roller when you spam, but i still see you point
I would nerf ubersaw by having not random crits

>2010

You outta date son, afterburn will kill you now if you get flamed for a good amount of time

Thats the problem. Now the flame thrower is...amiable it is now a brainless weapon and much more annoying and unfun to fight.

make heavy 50% faster

Black box.

>You and an enemy pyro surprise eachother by turning a corner
He melts you within a second or two. Not fun
>You and an enemy direct hit soldier surprise eachother by turning a corner
Instantly deletes you because he panicked and clicked while up in your face. Literally unfair

Selected, similar like how the escape plan works.

Remove Deadringer.

Spy is already trash though

Nah, not for me. Jump around alot if a sniper is around and when he's not, time to kill. Also, put volume up a bit to hear spies. That's how I always did it.

Reduce flame thrower range and spread.

Reduce pyro flame particle size to 1 from 12
Increase range slightly
Fix particle hit detection

Only decent on fucking degroot keep and maybe vsh. Damage is shit and afterburn feels like the pyro is just throwing safety matches at you.

Maybe make the airblast rate a little higher but still lower than stock.

i'd nerf the model 10a hunter into the ground

are you implying the direct hit is OP because it can kill you quickly at close range?