How do you go from this

How do you go from this...

... to this?

to this?

To THIS

The creator of this picture spent more time and effort forcing a meme insult than he has fucking women.

your channel sucks mike. bring bootsy back

YO MIKE SHOW ME YA DICK

Gyaru can be idols now?

>handsome
>aged like fine wine
>talented artist
>well dressed
>good at video games
>has a hot girlfriend who dresses in cosplay and cooks for him
>probably the father of James' daughter
>has a big dick
>posted the pics on twitter to prove it
>beat Super Mario Bros. while shitfaced on a stream
Is Mike the luckiest guy alive?

Cinemasscre wouldn't even exist without Mike, it was Mikes idea for James to upload the nerd videos in the first place and he runs the website now creating 90% of the content. Just check his I,DB page it's a mile long list

...

>I told a guy to upload things he made, I should get all the credit and be more e-famous!

to this

James is hardly involved anymore, Mike is doing all the work there's the Mike & Claire, Mike & Ryan, Cinemassacre plays, Full Playthroughs Mike is always streaming and chatting with fans on Reddit and in the comments of the videos, James does nothing at all

No not Vinny!

to this

He got cucked. No joke.

Look it up, his wife is Jewish her maiden name is Chmura

>chill, dadrock loving nintenbro decides to stream video games
>streams become popular and fanbase grows
>fanbase becomes comprised of memelords, weebs, furries and autists
>rock band that he is part of attracts his stream fans and they meme at his shows IRL
>chat gets mad at a 30 something New Yorker for now getting all the anime and meme references in the games he plays
Vinny has it harder than a handsome lad like him should

Maybe because he's tired of the shtick like a normal person would be

James has always been more of a movie person than a game person. It was one thing when AVGN videos were about games that he played as a kid, where the content was good because he was venting frustration that he had for years.

He's desperate for the money

...

That's really sad

I love Mike memes

mikes house is worth half a million

Holy crap. My birthday is on the 8th of october 1980.
Mike's is on the 5th of october on the same year.

Am I blessed now?

James
>lets his wife have sex with black women
>gets bossed around by his ugly bitch wife
>botched circumcision
>small dick
>balding
>broke
>gaining weight
>failed film career

Mike
>girlfriend wouldn't even look at another guy
>his girlfriend is hot as fuck and takes his 10 inch uncut cock everyday
>glorious mane
>rich
>good looking, nice body plays video games all day and collects figures because he doesn't need to work
>draws racist comics, doesn't give a fuck what Redditors think of him
>the face of cinemassacre

>lets his wife have sex with black women
That's kinda hot

>Source: my ass

I meant to type men, I was just thinking about how Mike probably bleaches black women with his 10 incher

James
>voted Hillary because it's time we had a woman in the White House
>also his wife threatened to cut down the sex to once a month, instead of twice a month
>has considered letting his wife have a Mexican bull

Mike
>voted Trump because he knows a woman's place is in the kitchen
>girlfriend voted Trump because she wanted to please Mike
>under pays his Mexican gardener, probably raising Mikes son

...

>james rolfe
>finally realised his life's goal of making a feature length film
>it's a total piece of shit
>dead look in eyes
>balding
>cuc.khold to BBC loving SJW wife
>retarded baby
>video game collection destroyed
>forced to get a tattoo by a black man that was fucking his wife
>literal micropenis
>forced into a permanent chastity cage by one of her wife's black bull
>hemorrhaging money
>forced to play a character he hates to pay the medical bills for his spaz kid
>had to sell most of his classic games for a baby that probably isn't his
>has to rimjob her wife's nigger lovers while they fuck her
>sideburns inverselty proportional to the hair on his head
>getting fatter by the day
>blood pressure on the rise
>has to eat nigger cum out of her wife's pussy on a daily basis
>literally a ticking time bomb of fatness and depression
>still wearing t-shirts (even metal t-shirts) like a teenager
>fallen so far but still hasn't hit the absolute bottom
>also has no way to get back to the top

>mike matei
>aging like a fine wine
>getting more handsome every day
>thick full head of beautifully groomed hair
>hot girlfriends
>solely responsible for AVGN and James' paychecks for the last 10 years
>funnier than james
>smarter than james
>bigger penis than james
>his hot girlfriends are all faithful
>better at making films than james
>dresses nicely
>10" diamond hard thick penis
>can fuck for hours
>fucks like a machine
>more interesting opinions than james
>better at video games than jmes
>lets james come over to his awesome apartment because he's such a killer nice guy he won't leave this shell of a man in the dust
>lets james suck his gigantic beautiful cock off
>nothing but good things ahead
>phd in applied mathematics soon
>confident enough in himself to release embarrassing videos of himself and laugh it off because he's that alpha
>actually has talent in multiple areas (drawing, video editing, wed administration, etc.)

>is pals with Inspector Gadget

Go to bed, Mike, you save state-abusing poser.

Could Mike be samefag any harder? Fucking drunk again most likely.

Back to r/TheCinemassacreTruth soy boy

HE'S GONNA TAKE YOUR KICKSTARTER CASH
TO MAKE A SHITTY FILM THAT SUCKS ASS
HE'D RATHER HAVE
A BIG BLACK COCK
FUCK HIS SUPPLE WHITE WIFE IN HER ASS

"I love building brown bricks with minecrap" - Mike "Inspector Gadget" Matei

Reddit soyboys hate mike because
>posting a bunch of gross comments about his dick and his sex life on I think it was the Cinemassacre tumblr account (all the screenshots got deleted a week or two ago). One I remember was "just did doggystyle sex for 2 hours and ready to go again. Load was huge!"
Haha fucking jealous what losers get a life

I started to get widow's peak and decided to start shaving the next day, once a week. James is about 30x more dire than I was when I made the decision.

To THIS

Rina is one of the best

No one wants James's wife, cuckposter.

What a stud, also Loco Bandito is underrated

Normalfag bait

Someone post the comics

How did tumblr and all the SJWs not kill Mike's career yet for his racist comic?

Aging.

They love his big dick

cinemassacre is irrelevant

Hah, classic!

White people "aging"

Where's the joke?

t. Soy boy

???
is this trying to reference something

I wonder what James would think of ll the shit that gets posted about him here.

explain the joke
>using "soyboy" unironically
wew lad

These youtube/internet things always creep me the fuck out when someone else gets involved.
Just by how James acts around Mike you know there's some evil Satan shit going on behind the scenes.

If you don't like Mike you're literally Red dit

BASED Mike!

There's a gif/webm of James physically recoiling from Mike while filming an episode of James and Mike Mondays.

I don't like Mike because he uploaded a video that was awkward as fuck, then threw a fit and took it down after people made fun of it.

All these Reddit soy boys are just mad they'll never have a banging hot girlfriend like Mike

To think not long ago I saw Mike for the first time and thought ''who the fuck is this guy? I hope he doesn't stay there too long"'

...to this

Mike has been here since Bugs Bunnys birthday blowout

i too hate mike because he's a fucking manchild

Maybe you should stop being a Reddit soy boy

So how long has this Mike defending phoneposter been here?

The best was when james was considered a guest on ryans show.

>early 2015

How is that relevant?