FOR THE GREATER GOOD

FOR THE GREATER GOOD

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THE GREATER GOOD

>Broadsides on table top have strength 9, AP -4 and does D6 damage
>Broadsides in DoW suck ass and are barely worth the resources
Why is this?

they also use blast templates, which due to the rules of placing them, let's you bracket entire gunlines with a unit iirc.

>also leman russes on tabletop are brutal
>DoW LR's suck wang

>meltaguns s8 ap2 assault 1 weapons
>dow's retarded FoM penalty makes them as accurate as a convulsing ork

They're kind of OK in SS as turrets.

>Playing 40nuK
Actually I wish I had an LGS that did more than MTG and magic so I could get back into wargaming. I dunno what faction i'd play nowadays though.

>Why is this?
Same reason a single squad of Marines supported by a Razorback doesn't tear ass through every other army without even trying. Game balance.

Shittily-implemented game balance, sure. But an attempt was made.

>asking this in a game where you can lose half a chapter in a single game

You can lose half a chapter in table top in certain games as well.

who is the coolest primarch? Is it dorn?

Sanguinus

>more than MTG and magic

I meant MTG and D&D

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>Implying a tau would get that close to anything unless they are in a Steal suit are part of Farsight's traitorous faction

>he uses kauyon

why

>He uses Mont'ka

Why not?
>Maximum loyal
>Emps couldn't have killed Horus without him
>Hi chapter gets shit done all the fucking time
Him and Lion are top tier primarchs.

Fuck these communist chinks. Marines, Eldar, or go home.

>lion the fence sitter

1) would you a tau?
2) is soulsilver worth getting into? I played a fucking long time ago and I can't remember if it's actually good or not

>Fallen heresy

Download the ultimate apocalypse mod

Roboute Guilliman

WE STILL LIVE

>unless they are in a Steal suit

Hello I am from the Blood Ravens Chapter and I would like to speak to you about the acquisition of this technology.

Tau a shit.

*is you but better*

Hey guys, remember the Cursed 21st Founding? Because Cawl doesn't

Big G got this

Imperium Tertium soon

AS LONG AS HE STAND WITH ME HE SHALL BE MY BRUVVA

Weren't Squats really popular with players but got axed because of asshurt from GW's own employees?

Aren't you guys already in steal suits?

tfw no kroot bf

>but got axed because of asshurt from GW's own employees?
actual, it was cause of some trademark issues, or something like that

*engages you in melee*

nice npc race

>have weapons able to shoot from 5 km afar and cut into power armor like butter
>retard space marines are trying to get into meele with us
>laughing gue'vesa

No we wear Birthday suits. It is the only explanation as to why people give us so many gifts when we wear them.

*deploys hammerhead*
O shit

He didn't post sisters though

>overestimate the fury of the Emparah and actually get deep-striked up the ass
>get slaughtered like the xeno scum you are because tau cannot into melee

>blocks your path

>he thinks his shitty pods wont get shut down by a defense system that is even more effective than some guardsmen controlled planet
laughing_tau_whore.shasla

Literal "it's a hologram" posting

>unleashes hidden cult
>runs you over
>devours your planet

Tau being bad in melee doesn't mean they can't into close combat. They have pulse carbines, burst cannons, flamers, Crisis suits.

>throws 100000 guardsmen in your general direction

FOR THE GREATER GOOD

Yea, but Tau being bad in melee means they are fucking bad in melee. Yes they can melee, but they get outclassed in that particular form of combat by pretty much everyone else.

>Yea, but Tau being bad in melee means they are fucking bad in melee.
That's why they have all those toys I've mentioned - to prevent a close combat situation from turning into outright melee. Your basic pulse carbine is one of the scariest "regular" guns any faction in 40 wields - a fully automatic recoil-stabilized mass accelerator that is able to punch through Space Marine's venerable powered armour with frightening ease.

They are bad in melee because gw cant balance for shit, Im pretty sure taus could just have pile bunkers attached to their suits wrist to punch the shit out marines, but that would be too op because theyre already the best marksmans

I mean farsight's shit has those battlesuits with melee weapons

>current year
>being a space Asian/Weeb

????

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>The gue'vesa Farsight, hand them over

Why aren't you maining the greatest faction, the IG?
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Loved them in Ultimate Apocalypse

But i do main orks

>try to fight from a range
>It has a artillery cannon,shoulder cannon,flamethrowers and mounted bolters

>try to fight in melee
>literally rips you to shreds and pulverizes you


whats the weakness to these monstrosities?

>tau bad into melee

uh

Kroots?

Killing it before it kills you

Last time I had to go against one of those cancerous shits as marines, I ended up having a few squads with missile launchers. Worked wonders.

Anti vehicles, duh. Just dont be a dunce and get some rocket launchers or a vehicle busting faction car.

Kroots are alright, but not exceptionally good.

That's why I run necrons or Orkz with my Tau forces

was that removed in ss

They have kroots and vespid but lets be real, I like tau but their allies wont do shot against a terminator squad, they simply dont have the hardware for it, relying on the t-rex will only get them so far

>not saving the emperor as a cute OP waifu

Absolute heresy.

>LOAD THE EARTHSHAKER

>STILL no 8th edition Necron Codex

When will it be our time bros?

Idk, i usually just throw guardsmen at it until it stops moving
Works for most stuff

they're only good for a rush, preds are much better

Dead
And
Out
Of
The
Story

Whydoes GW keep rewritting old lore? What do they gain with that?

Daoots?

Tyranids, fucker.

Yes?

Classic GW fuckery. Also heard that they want to make 40k more family-friendly now.

Honestly lore is pretty shit since for starters humans will win regardless of whatever the fuck happens because iirc chaos killing the emepror would end in transwarp fuckery and destroying existence itself or some shit

Tau are nerds but they got lotsa dakka

After the fuckery Trazyn pulled off during the fall of Cadia and Imotekh still doing his shit, I don't think Necrons are completely out of the story. Reminder that they are one of the only counters to Nids due to the fact they try to avoid Tomb Worlds at all costs.

I just want some actual anti-psyker shit like they have in lore. Be it a unit, new rules or even a command. I want my skele robros fuck over all of the Nid, Grey Knight and Chaos players that come to my store.

>Family friendly
>Gets rid of Slanesh
>Keeps all the grotesque shit from the other chaos gods and races

I don't get it

>LITERALLY the grimdark future
>making it family friendly
I don't get it

Don't forget the Rat God is basically Not!Malal

GW writers are bottom of the barrel incompetent hacks. No effort is made to ensure consistency or quality, so the various writers are constantly one-upping each other and wanking their preferred faction/characters while shitting on the rest.

>try to avoid Tomb Worlds at all costs
Try to avoid them or can't see them?

>he doesn't play eldar superfriends

Avoid. They almost landed on a planet to their usual shit and made a 180 to fuck off somewhere else. Planet had plenty of bio-matter to consume so people were confused as fuck why the nids never landed. It was later revealed it was a Tomb World.

Where is objectively the safest place for a human to live in 40k?

Agri world. Sure, you will most likely be conscripted to the guard, but it's mostly safe just doing farm life shit, not caring about the state of the galaxy.

Probably holy terra as long as the emperor's still kickin.

An agro-world in the ass-end of nowheresville that avoided being discovered by the crusades.

>Implying that Terra is safe as long as the inquisition exists

Tauland if you don't mind the (((greater good)))

The void between galaxies.

So do cadians just live in fleets now that the planet is gone?

Reminder that:

The Tau have evolved quickly, leading to huge deficits and weaknesses in their physiology. use these facts to your advantage and you will prevail

+ Tau have hollow bones. Their limbs break easily under little applied pressure

+ Tau have poor eyesight. Anything over ten meters away is always a blur

+ Tau are frighted by fire

+ Tau are frighted by water

+ Tau are frighted by thunder

Xenos experts have discovered that tau are descended from bovine herbivores. thus they are not predators and fighting is unnatural to them

Tau have udders, short tails above the base of the spine, and they excrete enormous amount of methane gas, especially when they are stressed

They chew cud for approximately four hours a day. When involved in this disgusting habit their metabolism and reflexes slow down, making them very vulnerable to attack

Tau are herd creatures that panic easily. Their usual response to stressful situations is either wail and lie face down on the ground with their hand over their heads, or run around in circles hoping to confuse their aggressor.

In battle, the Tau are disorganized and cowardly. They fight from a distance and their poor aim makes this tactic ineffective.

To compensate for their poor eyesight, they have developed acute hearing. Their eardrums are so sensitive that if you make a large enough noise (for example, shouting the Litany of death) it causes deafness and immediate confusion.

The Tau are naturally hairless and find hirsute people unnerving