Switch Not Portable enough

Please do not larp switch as portable. Its ridiculous

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it isn't meant to be portable. that's a meme Nintendo uses on their fans. In reality, it's made so that children can play their stupid video games while mom and dad watch TV.

You're supposed to detach the Joycons and stow them in your European Carry-all.

Since when did portable mean fitting in a pocket? The Game Gear obviously wasn't a portable either it would seem.

It completely depends. A laptop is considered portable, but carrying it around/setting it up is a waste of time.

>No ass
Do some Squats OP

I mean there has to be a nintendo handheld too.

>A laptop is considered portable
It's not.

>detach joy cons
>one Pocket has switch
>one has the joy con
Wow so hard

Also
>laptop isn’t portable because it can’t fit in a pocket

But kids don't give a flying fuck about Nintendo anymore...insecure American nu-males on the other hand just can't stop regret buying the Switch in honor for her failed majesty.

it's only portable if you're bitching about shit performance and low resolutions

otherwise it's "who the fuck undocks their switch"

>laptops are not portable

Modern Sup Forums is absolutely retarded

>larp
What do you think that word means?

i guess tablets aren't portable, apple is FUCKING dead

Live action role playing

I think it’s the perfect amount of portable. If it were any more conveniently sized Sup Forums would say it’s autistic to carry them around and use them in public. Nintendo can’t do anything right.

Bring a fucking bag you nut

This may sound like a shitpost but I got a small shoulder bag that fits my switch, dock, cords and games so I can bring it to my friends place.

>stupid video games
>implying TV isn't just as dumb (if not what you worse)
I'd rather see kids play vidya instead if of drooling in front of the TV.

Dumbfuck

remind me what part of Sup Forums is live action again

If you can pick it up without flipping your TV over, yank any wires out or need a tool to pick up the device it's still portable.

Would you carry them for 15 minutes play? Not worth it. Thats portable.

>But kids don't give a flying fuck about Nintendo anymore
As a teacher i can tell you this is bullshit. I have to confiscate multiple 3ds per week

Vidya protect kids from horrendeous tv role models.

>larp

stop misusing that term you twat

Its just a word user dont overanalyze

Metaphorical

Battery opperated light enough to carry can be used without anything but the device itself. You do need a dedicated way to carry it, but its a tool more than a toy like the switch is, so its justified. Maybe jam the switch into your laptop bag.

Except the switch fits in pants pockets fine, try actually using your normal fucking pockets instead of the tiny ones on your asscheeks

are you literally 400lbs?

>portable enough
>keeping things in your back pocket
Please delete this meme

Just because it isn't like historical handhelds doesn't make it not portable.

You can take the joycons off and split it between two pockets. You can keep it in a bag. You can take it with you wherever you go with minimal effort and play it anywhere. It accomplishes the same things as a typical handheld despite breaking the mold. Neck yourself

Plus, Nintendo is doing you a favor desu, since you will now less frequently look like a manchild with pockets overflowing after stuffing a phone, wallet, keys, and game console down your pants

So its essentially as large as the 3dsxl without the joycons. But what if I wanted to carry my wallet, my keys my phone and my bing bing wahoo? Lets assume the wallet takes up a whole pocket because I'm autistic.

>But kids don't give a flying fuck about Nintendo anymore
I think they're more into Nintendo than they ever were. I'm also a teacher like other user and kids are always wearing Nintendo merch, playing 3DS etc. The only games more popular than Nintendo would be Minecraft and maybe five nights at freddies.

in first year of high school i had an original fat DS (that was in 2004) that got confiscated, i got it back at the end of day, so next day in that class i brought a bag with 2 gameboy colors, a gba, a gba SP, 1 atari lynx, 1 neogeo pocket and a gamegears.

tl;dr i got thrown out of the french class that day.

You must have pretty small everything user

Screen is not clamshell design. It smells scratches

fucking kek. Did you just unzip a new console every time one got taken away?

speaking of portable, who in their right mind would put a vita in their pocket, its like asking to shatter the screen

that was the plan.
i was mad because i wasnt even playing it, i remember getting it out of my pocket because i was trying to fetch an eraser that was under the DS and when the teacher saw the console she had some powertrip over it.

I remember my teacher doing something similar. Asked my buddy for an eraser because mine had just shrunk down to nothing. She took away one of my fucking shoes, my flip phone AND pencil case. When I asked why later in class she gave me a detention and made me write an apology note.

i could go on with my highschool shenanigans but i dropped out quite early because i was an autistic asshole.

I'm 140 and 5'5", i'm manlet tier.

You have no excuses if you can't fit it in your pockets when I can mine

then you'd likely have difficulty.

Oh boy, did you ever double-footed kick a chair desk in half? I watched a kid do that in the middle of fucking english class after bellowing "I'LL SAVE YOU!!" as loudly as possible. Principle happened to be walking past the doorway. Only time I've ever seen someone get expelled on the spot.

>then you'd likely have difficulty.
then its a good fucking thing I don't play mobile games or go outside

no i was not that autistic, i was just an arrogant piece of shit.
with an inferiority complex that made me bully anyone deemed ""popular"" when i was 14 to 16 years old.

Can't afford a backpack? I've been taking mine to uni since the launch of last march? I've actually played it on the tube too

sounds like a fun time, user. Good thing you weren't born more recently or you might have been charged with bullying.

>on the tube
what the fuck is "the tube"

The retards tryna push it as handheld are damage controlling modern fans trying to save face for the fact that its yet another weak console platform. It's that or they're brain damaged. It's a portable home console, which is what Nintendo themselves market it as.

It's not a handheld and I don't know where these retards got this idea. Just because it uses SD cards and has its own screen means nothing. The switch is just Nintendo's attempt to save face for the WiiU, which is why its gotten a lotta the same damn games.

Where the Joycons go? Up your ass?

Muslim for "subway"

In Britain a common mode of transportation is pneumatic tubes for high efficiency travel.

Which country are we talking about?

then he'd have even less room for his switch

your meant to detatch the joycons and put them in your other pocket

oh no no no i was excellent at playing victims.
that's why SJW bullshit is annoying to me now, because i can smell victimplay from 2 miles around.

I was suddenly reminded that once upon a time pneumatic tubes were used for communication

Get a screen protector nerd.

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Screen protectors break when fall and hit furniture edges

>not being female
>not having a purse you can tote the Switch around in

Don't bump into shit then, you cerebral palsy fuck

Define protable?

I can't stick in my pocket. But I can stick it in my backpack just as well as I could Vita or PSP.

Only the DS Lite and 3DS Normal are somewhat portable.

Not even Gameboy was portable.

>anime poster
>""""""""""""""""""""female""""""""""""""""""""""""

You're not female if you've ever had a dick at any point in your life.

Not touching this one

I frequently play my switch on airplanes, trains and buses. That's the very definition of portable.

Video games are cheaper than they've been at any point in history. Is that even a real article or is it shopped?

So you would claim that the Game Boy was never portable either?

>laptops are not portable.
Sup Forums has reached a new low in stupidity.

the other pocket

I would. Did you have one? It didn't fit in pockets very well at all and was a hassle to carry anywhere. I mean, Nintendo went on to make a Game Boy Pocket solely because of how bulky and unportable the OG Game Boy was.

put both joycons in one pocket and the actual console device in another pocket.

>Pajamapants
You truly are a manchild if you even consider going outside in those as acceptable

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But it's tiny

What was his name again?

>I mean, Nintendo went on to make a Game Boy Pocket
Precisely. That was my point. But it was still unquestionably portable in spite of not fitting inside your typical pocket.

This whole idea of measuring portability by how well it fits inside of jeans pockets is silly and a very recent phenomenon.

>uh oh my previous argument is starting to sound stupid, better say something even more retarded do I can say baited

>Smells scratches
concern.jpg

There are levels of portability

Fits in pocket comfortably: Mobile phones tier. Easily portable, anyone can do this, no hassle.

Fits in pocket uncomfortably: 3DS tier. You can carry this if you want, but it's generally not worth the effort and annoyance of having a fat brick in your pocket creating a rectangular bulge in your jeans. Coats/jackets can alleviate this, as can cargo pants ( though you shouldn't be fucking wearing those )
Requires a bag: Laptop/Tablet tier. Generally not portable beyond inside the home/work. You can carry around a bag all day and it is portable, but do you really want to do that unless it is your job? No.

>fastest selling console in history

damage control for what exactly?

It doesn't feel like it, but emulating negates a lot of the financial burden.

>carrying a bag is hard
how far we've fallen

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Is there a smartphone-style flip case for the Switch to protect the screen when not in use?

Yes
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>guy advocating manpurses for vidya is telling me we've fallen

Newsflash: Carrying a fucking bag to 99 percent of the places the average person goes to play vidya is moronic and the hassle is not worth the payoff.

It isn't physically hard. It's just moronic and pointless for most people to have a dedicated bag just to carry a fucking " portable " console/laptop around solely for vidya. As I said, if you are doing it for work on it is context appropriate, it's ' portable ' but it isn't something I can whip out of my pocket, tap tap on and then slip back into my pocket without any sort of hassle.

>doesn't mention how pay is falling and everything else is getting more expensive

Stats don't work outside of a vacuum, hombre.

>manpurse
>hard
>not having a bag with you anyway on most of the occasions you'd actually use a portable, like long journeys

>pay is falling
Let me guess, alex jones is your primary source of news?

Pay is fairly stagnant in real terms (taking inflation into account) and I'm a loonie leftie, never mind an Alex Jones nut.

minimum salary is the average in a lot of place nowaday, and its not following the inflation at all.

Not really, at this point we've recovered back to where we were before the shit show of the Bush administration.

Now add the line depicting cost of living and notice that it's higher and steeper than the raw income numbers, dipshit.

I hate you googlestat fags who think you can just spew raw data and win a non-argument.

Looks like they line up pretty well to me.

>cost of education
>cost of healthcare
>no no just consumer goods lol

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>needing to be female to carry around a purse