Why do all mobile games have this fucking face?

Why do all mobile games have this fucking face?

cuz thats what people click

Because they just got Nintendo Switches.

The origin of nu-smile perhaps?
IT's the kinda shit they would play.

The Soywitch face

Because the popular ones did it and now the less popular ones imitate.
Mobile (phone/tablet) gaming is one of the most depressing wastelands of media I've ever witnessed.
If you stare too long you can actually feel yerself becoming more cynical.

*Nu-male smile*

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>nu-smile
>numale scream
>Soyswitch face

>not Soylent Grin

savior of the thread

I prefer just a plain old simple cuck thank you very much.

fixed in mspaint in like 5 minutes
the dudes who were just smiling don't belong in there wtf

Went into this thread to post this

Why the fuck are you posting your pubes for weeks on end? Seriously do you have a mental illness?

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You should probably take out the guy with the PS4 while you're at it.

>reddit

nah the ps4 dude has his mouth open

Clever, I like it.

Looks exactly like dunkey, the known N*ntendrone.

He isn't black?

> seriously defending mobile shit

WHY DOS NOBODY EVER FUCKING POST THIS IMAGE IN THESE THREADS

SHIT GETS SPAMMED EVERY FUCKING DAY UP UNTIL GDQ SHIT IS IN SESSION BUT THIS MEME CROPS UP AND IT'S FUCKING ABSENT

Nah, Puerto Rican. His family died in the hurracaine. RIP.

Lemme guess? Those two are now trannies wannies?

Spbp

Sorry I don't watch him because he's black

Dont remember exactly but I think they were a couple then at one of the GDQs the chick got a train run on her or something

G O O O O O O D S
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THERE IS ONLY ONE GOD ALLAH AND MUHAMMAD (PBUH) IS HIS MESSENGER YOU KUFFAR

>Leah is making him even fatter

I gotta hand it to Sonygnogs, their attempts to divert the soy-insults away from themselves worked out better than expected.

The soy meme is Sup Forums tier shit and they'll whip it to death way faster than Sup Forums will. Tendies really need to step up their mem game.

He's not posing. He looks like he was caught mid- speech-unwrapping thanking whoever got it for him.

>tendies
>when it's the Sonyfags making these insults
I like how you're diverting literally everything here

no retard

no

>tfw your disgusting physical attributes will never be some chick's literal fetish

Haha nice XD

>the weird shit always happens at the speedrunning events
like pottery

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>sonynogs
>soy-insults
I bet if you typed 100 words or more I'd detect your reddit spacing.

Why are so many mobile games named (verb)y (noun)

i bet if he typed 100 words or more you'd be too retarded to get to the end

Why do all big budget consoles games have the main character in the center of the art either facing frowards or facing away from the player

lmao you can just tell which posts are yours

lmao

I think that's my mom's fetish. My dad's been fat since he was 18, after they got married

kek

>lumping in the well shaven lad reliving childhood memories in the bottom right with the Nintensoys

>sonybros can't even come up with their own memes

No games and no originality, damn son

People go between fat and skinny and back all the time. He probably got skinny to secure a girlfriend in the first place and is letting himself go again

>Nintendorks don't even know what memes are
lmao fukkin classic

Guy in the bottom right seems okay

t. guy in the bottom right

NINTENDO SWITCH

HA

MORE LIKE

NINTENDO SHITCH

>ACTION MAN

fucking soygames

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>implying i'm not simply bashing the OP for posting reddit shit
>implying i'm defending mobile shit
>implying you cannot hold these two opinions at the same time
>implying implications
how does it feel to be retarded?

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that hero forge one is unbelievably ugly

yeah that one looks like some weird kid's book art

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>jakers
how much of a fag do you have to be to get a pet name from your wife