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>"user dinners ready!"

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>tfw no mommy-made dinner waiting for me
She's not dead or anything, just doesn't cook and neither do I.

Move out then, ungrateful shit.

>"Turn that game off son"
>A cutscene is playing and you can't save
>Parents come in and console off
>I get mad because lost progress
>Get sent to bed on empty stomach
>Hold grudge against parents 30 years later
>Put them in nursing home instead of looking after them myself

>tfw your cunt mom never prepared dinner

Don't listen to this user. Moving out is a total meme. I have a swank ass apartment but I spent the holidays at home and remembered how fucking awesome it is to lie in bed shitposting while mom brings you a slice of pie and an iced tea

>dinner isn't actually ready yet
>have to sit around 10 more minutes before it's actually ready

Things that never happened for $1000, Alex.

If you actually had a "swank ass apartment" and lived on your own you'd hate returning home. Seeing the family is good, but everyone who has actually lived on their own knows that within 20 minutes the nagging starts and you remember why you moved out in the first place. After you've lived on your own you can never be comfortable in your parents' house again.

>within 20 minutes the nagging starts
Must suck to have shit parents then.

>parents prepare a plate for you and cover it with foil to keep it hot until your game ends and you can come eat