Do NOT fucking eat Donuts near your keyboard.
I left a few crumbs here and there and thought, 'No Problem', and then I booted up a nice game of L4D2. My first jump was eventually to dodge a Charger that was about to instakill me, but A FUCKING CRUMB stopped the key from registering. I fucking HATE donuts now.
Do you have any FUCKING DONUTS stories?
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Donuts are an S+ Tier baked good.
It's not the donut's fault you were a fucking slob.
Fat ass.
Stop eating at your desk you fat piece of shit.
>Donuts
>Do nut
>Do not
whoa
that sure looks like a dough nut ;)
just pick the crumbs out of the keyboard you lazy shit
>Donuts
It's called doughnut, you disgusting subhuman mutt.
I want to fuck that.
I'd like to cream your donut hole OP
>donuts
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THAT'S NOT FROSTING
Did Scoliopede make this thread
>tfw eating just one regular glazed Krispy Kreme donut makes my teeth hurt
They're so delicious but I can never eat more than one. I guess it helps me from getting fat
I'll never eat a Doughnought again
>It's a maple doughnut without cream inside
Fucking westcoasters.
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>coworker brings doughnuts
>"hey everyone help yourselves"
>everyone has one
>hour later there is still like 40 doughnuts in the break room
>decide to have like 4 for lunch
>"oh hey user, how many did you have?"
>"like 5 total"
>"if it's okay with you, i'd like to take the rest home"
>"sure man"
>grab two out of the box and put them in a folded napkin for later
>"user...don't make this weird"
>fuck sake
>manager walks in and asks is there's a problem
>"yeah, your boy says i can't have anymore doughnuts so i grabbed two and i'm gonna eat them"
>"... just put them back, user. i'll buy you lunch"
>"but my lunch break is almost over"
>"take a second lunch"
>"shit dude, you got a deal"
>"THAT'S BULLSHIT YOU'RE REWARDING HIM FOR STEALING MY DOUGHNUTS?"
>"dude don't make this weird"
>boss pays for a nice soup bread bowl and iced tea
>get back from 2nd lunch
>coworker who brought donuts is bickering with another guy who is eating more than a couple doughnuts
>mfw i tell the other guy not to be rude to our boy for bringing us doughnuts
Imagine being so fucking fat you can't seperate eating from playing video games
Fuck
should probably get some enamel repair paste bro
loli anus
Eat a candle before hand, you'll get a wax shield over your teeth to protect against the sugar.
>donut makes my teeth hurt
dont worry, sensitivity like that means your enamel has been eroded and you're on the express lane to denture town. soon you won't have to worry about things like that and you can eat whatever you want.
I made some homemade donuts Sup Forums. Thoughts?
>no krispy kreme anywhere near my house
>local donut shop closed down
>only donut shops in the area serve shit like Bacon Maple bars and BBC cream filled instead
God I hate this town sometimes.
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Krispy Kreme donuts are the only thing that make my teeth hurt though.
... Is this loss?
>not Leavanny
She's the one eatin' all the doughnuts.
CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER
You both suck and are weird assholes
I'll take the toothpaste one
why the fuck are you eating so many dougnuts?
Wait, are you guys all talking about doughnuts? I was confused because you were all saying donut.
it doesn't matter, any sensitivity is a sign of enamel erosion.
Is this what minwage fags are like?
I think I'm finally ready to lose weight. Sugar has started hurting my teeth now.
I was mostly just fucking with the guy to see how he'd react and see if he was someone cool enough to go bowling with me and the other coworkers but he's a sperg so I guess not
Because they taste good and are hardly filling?
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand donuts. The flavor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of frosted baked goods most of the tastes will go over a typical eater's head. There's also the jelly donut's savory filling, which is deftly injected into its center - its physical consistency draws heavily from caramel-filled chocolates, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the oral capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these sweets, to realize that they're not just delicious- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike donuts truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Dunkin' Donuts's existencial catchphrase "America Runs on Dunkin'," which itself is a cryptic reference to Kobe Bryant's epic slam dunks. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Krispy Kreme's genius unfolds itself in their digestive systems. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a donut tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
this cant be fucking real
lmao you're a sperg
>be Canadian
>mfw reading about all the different varieties of food Americans can eat at a fraction of the cost
No wonder you guys are so fat. I'd be morbidly obese too if I had 50 flavours of chips to choose from at a dollar a bag. Up here we're lucky to get two for six dollars and our options are between salt n' vinegar and all-dressed.
Doughnuts and sweets dont hurt but when I drink soda it burns my throat like acid
>Eating 4 donuts
Fat fuck
rubber domelets, seriously
Seeing as we produce a third of the world's food, that entitles us to an employee discount.
>four
I can barely eat one without feeling like human garbage
I like to lick lovingly around the outside and thrust my tongue in the middle
I would want to eat as many doughnuts as I could fit, but due to personal shame I wouldn't even eat one.
You're not really missing out. Salt n Vinegar is THE all-time best chip flavor bar none
Canadian all-dressed is a thousand times better than American all-dressed (Ruffles)
yeah food is cheap here but the real healthy stuff is still expensive
I like to munch it vigorously
What a gay
I donut understand why the donut places here donut decorate their donuts like this. Sure it would take a little more effort and time but not THAT much. They would probably be more popular with females.
probably because soda is chock full of phosphoric acid/e338
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cool ranch doritos takes this spot.
>decide to have like 4 for lunch
jesus christ fatty, learn some self-restraint
Lol soyboys can't handle glazed donuts.
I actually prefer sea salt and malt vinegar but that shit is like five bucks a bag by itself.
I just love the butter, all over my face