Meanwhile, at the Sup Forums space station

meanwhile, at the Sup Forums space station...

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*loud moanings heard from holodeck since everyone keeps using it to fulfill their weirdest sexual fantasies*

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When will the dyson sphere be finished? I need more power for my robot waifu

I've had it with this gay board, prepare for a full reset, fuckers!

the emergency shuttle has been called
the emergency shuttle has been recalled

*unleashes plague of xenomorphs* All yall can go fuck yourselves.

>tfw don't have to wait for Star Citizen anymore

I'd rather fuck one of the Xenomorphs desu

flowers lmao

Is someone fucking with the D-Ring audio system, the speakers are whispering shit in-between announcements, wannabe hackers are the worst pranksters.

HONK

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*spacelubes the airlocks*
GREYTIDE
WORLDWIDE

Arrest that clown for slipping security.

>Implying any of us know how to run a space station

We couldn't even get the money to buy the FUCKING MISSILE SILO AND START Sup ForumsAMESTOWN

>Needing a missile silo
>Not building a space elevator

>missile silo
>when any random rock thrown from space as the same energy as all the nuclear weapons in the world combined, many times over

You two disgust me.

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>throw peble
>desintegrates in atmosphere
>throw big ass rock
>ends up as peble
>throw massive rock
>ends up as only a big ass rock
This doesnt sound like aa good plan user, the results are exponentialy shit and the risk of storing a gigantic ass rock seems bad, we would probably start orbiting the rock we stored.

I slipped on lube in the main hallway again. Why can't you fuckers keep that shit in your rooms?

Zoey Quinn said so so it must be true

But lube slipping in low grav is the funniest shit ever.

UH OH!
Covenant Cruisers have been detected nearbye and are sending boarding craft about to make contact in 90 seconds. How fucked are we right now?

My ass gapes so much that I can't stop some of it from leaking out, my bad.

It was Wu

It has been two months since the washing machines stopped working and this place fucking stinks. Who thought it was a good idea to clean the dragon dildos in them? The repair-men just left without doing anything.

so these guys just pulled up next us
what should we do about them?

Self-destruct sequence initiated

To the guy who keeps putting his spunk on the door handles, fuck you.

Just switch the Sonybots to 'suck' mode.

Door handles in a space station, what are you? Poor?

>Someone keeps replacing the hexagonal cranks with octagonal ones

Very funny, guys

>enter my room
>cum jar is gone

HELP

HULL BREACH ON LEVEL ONE

THEY'RE IN THE STATION! COME ON YOU FUCK'S DO SOMETHING!!! WE'RE THE LAST LINE OF DEFENSE BEFORE THEY MAKE LANDFALL!

HALP BORGS ROGUE PLASMA IN VENTS

BOARDING CRAFT AND LOTS OF EM!

Just let them come in, once they see the remains of the furry gay orgy in the main hall they are going to leave the system in disgust

That's not how it works with the Covenant you dimbass. Once they see that degenerate shit they'll be more determined than ever to kill us all and purge the galaxy of our filth. Also WILL SOMEONE DO SOMETHING?! DOES THIS SHITHOLE OF A STATION NOT HAVE A SECURITY SYSTEM?! WE'RE FUCKED MAN!!!!

>sneak into another anons room
>which already makes no sense because I don't know where he is, most never usually leave their room
>put on his holo set
>stay fucking his waifu
>leave my cum in his cum jar
>leave

x o x o You'll never find me

Allahu akbar.

M8, you haven't seen the main hall yet haven't you?
Better go there quick before ayy vomit ruins the composition

Great, I actually WANT to be fucked by hot xeno studs!

Speaking of space stations, how steep is the learning curve for SS13 really?

Let them dock to the rear bay

Space station was fucking ruined by all these new arrivals. How do we scare off them back to earth? Pic related.

user, DEFEND THIS STATION