Dr. Freeman I presume?

Dr. Freeman I presume?

FULLY

FULLY

did you know HL2 fully modeled the projector when you see a projected screen?

BULLY

FERNS

>The dark knight music starts playing

BRIDGES

what is this reddit meme? explain yourselves

BADA BING
BADA BOOM

fakefactory gave Alyx a modeled vaginal cavity

This is usually a blunt counter point to anyone arguing that the HL2 cinematic mod has redeeming qualities. Other Points are usually bridges, plane crashes and ferns

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the smaller reflection should be upside down retards

This is one rare Sup Forums meme

MODELED

>doesn't know about cinematic mod
>talks about reddit
imagine being this new

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>technology in half life universe is the same as our real universe

FERNS

woah alex looked like THAT?

I didn't even know there was a mini teleporter you could dick with in the scientist nerd's lab until the other day

piece of trash redditposter get the fuck outta here

ASHES

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Holy fuck kys newfag

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This should be a bannable offense.

A truly faithful cinematic Half-Life experience™.

Kek. Not even sfm models have vaginal cavities. Is this intended to be an easter egg or what

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look at those sweet sweet ferns

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Iirc the modder got the model for alyx from a chinnese porn game or something but "forgot" that the thing was still there.

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He stole all of those models from other people but he's too retarded to actually remove stuff like nipples and vaginas.

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Fuck off back to wherever you came from

the shitty posters and graffiti are my favorite part
that and the button that is just the HAL 9000 eye

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Go fern yourself

But CIA's plane split in half

Strelok i presume?

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What the fuck, how can you look at the ruins of city 17 and say "you know what the skybox needs? Tower blocks that look like something from a csgo operation map and more cranes than a middle eastern oil state"

why spoonfeed him he's a newfag and an asshole

>Take good care of my ferns baby
It was a different time

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[pain]
[pain]

but why is she naked?

the combine invasion has been hard on women

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>Hans Zimmer starts playing

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>right to left

better taught here than kym

i know the ways of
ANIME
thanks

>He doesn't want to be with naked cinematic alyx
what a f/a/g

>only pg

He's supposed to lurk you fuckin moron, that's why it's an unspoken rule to lurk for 4-5 years before posting.

whats with the shoulders

I am legitimately angry

>my Sup Forums culture
Don't reply to me ever again

If it's unspoken, it is no rule.

newfag

fuck off, newfags

>Let me be retarded asking for things that can be easily googled while calling everybody a redditor because i'm obviously an oldfag in the most assholish way.
get out

>that slider at the bottom

Oh... oh no.

Someone post the blowjob slider

What's the point of the belt

Keep those abs contained

Damn that's one kleine Kleiner.

Carlos!

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He looks like I owe him several beers.

>As Man had succumbed to the
Combine, so our land now succumbed to the Ferns.

Everything I'm seeing here is fucking awful.

what is he scheming

Did you just watch Sonny Jim review this mod?

But it's CINEMATIC

it's also almost 20gb

Is it worth downloading all that bullshit for laffs?

If it wasn't for the fact that the huge bridges are completely out of place, gigantic structures even in games are cool to look at and give you a sense of scale.

50

what am I looking at?

But user, don't you like bridge levels?

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>that Breen in the back

>no pants on npc
why

She kute. Name?

Security inspection

have you killed yourself already you normalfag ?

>I wonder how far this thread will go before they referen- oh, first post huh...

proof once and for all that anti reddit shitposters are themselves reddit trying to fit in