Nintenbros eternally BTFO 26 hours from now

Nintenbros eternally BTFO 26 hours from now

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Literally who?

Mark Brown already did a video on this game that is infinitely better than anything this guy will put out.

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holy kek

Can you not read?

Mark Brown's videos are just the most 101 nothing stuff with no real extra commentary other than some Beta64 tier excitement over nothing. Or were, last time I saw them.

>le numale face
Shit fucking writes itself

They don't give a shit and neither should you.

We're hitting brainlet levels that shouldn't even be possible

who's this faggot?
has he never played fucking games?

Go worship your nobodies elsewhere you lonely mongoloid.

Thank god (who doesn't exists) for professional opinion guys, i'm incapable of forming of my opinion and need someone else's opinion to know whether a game is good or shit

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it got copyright claimed

thats what you get when you take a swing at the switch, bitch

>This is what is in the game. that's it.

i wish he had actual opinions.

I'm asking who this person is and why I should care about his opinion

And Joseph Anderson's bloated piles of shit are supposed to be insightful?

BAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

entertaining.

>soyper mario

what a fucking retard

Do mushrooms come in soy?

>like did you ever play a game and you press jump and you don't jump
yes? are you retarded?

alright and next week there will be another literal who announcing SUPER MARIO ODYSSEY: IT ACTUALLY IS A MASTERPIECE AFTER ALL

nobody fucking cares, people who like the game played and enjoyed it already, who is going to shatter the opinion of normie #5792 about the latest Mario game, it's over, the game was good enough and all the tweets in the world won't ever change anything about that

Im diggin that Raven

you are fucking retarded. You guys are posting this in every thread but he's actually right. I don't even know the guy but everytime you post this I like him a little more

>someone doesn't like the game

Oh no, I just realized all the fun I had was fake.

Not a fan of Anderson either, but there's more commentary I guess. Bigger focus on entertainment.

I mean information isn't really a reason to seek out Youtube videos. Unless it's hyper-obscure shit that's likely to slip your radar, you already know about it. You're just there for some entertaining commentary, even if it's not outright funny.

you must be as retarded as the man himself then
fucker talking about tight controls and he can't even walk in a circle lmao

Jesus christ where did that man's(?) jaw go?

...Who?

how is he being bad at game related to tight controls?

I don't find it entertaining. He's not charismatic enough for me, I guess.

Dude can't even walk in a circle, I doubt his apparently parkinson's addled hands would be able to tell the difference.

I'm glad you have finally seen the light, brother.

>some literally who has an opinion that's different than the norm and makes a clickbaity video because of it
Seems to fit the Sup Forums mentality.

>I like this guy because he's a pedantic brat, just like me!
Cool

¿Literalmente quién?

I give him two days before he starts whining on twitter about how much Nintendo is oppressing him again.

Does the copyright strike take down the video?

>actually announces his videos in advance now
He's flying to high.
Also, what is he doing with mario? He has no grasp on game mechanics at all. His whole shtick is to complain about the writing/setting from his perspective as a failed self-published writer who has to play videogames to feed his family

It gives the copyright holder full control. They can take it down if they want, but Nintendo just takes the money.
Unlike Sony who took down all those Horizon videos before release, but you never hear anyone about that.

Can’t wait to spend 3 hours for him to explain what should take 10 minutes

You can tell this guy love to smell his own fart.

>not even 24 hours later we already have another anderson thread

i wonder how people will react

>it's another literal who that's said something contrarian Sup Forums likes to parrot and everyone else has to suffer seeing threads about them posted

>"Whaaa I can't make money off Nintendo and they won't affiliate with me because I'm a shit talking faggot"
So he's Jim Sterling 2.0?

There's obviously a difference between good controls and bad controls, but saying the controls are responsive literally just means that the game is registering your inputs properly.

What's with this constant state of hatesex between Anderson and Sup Forums

I had the impression that youtube monetization gives you jack shit anyway. Doesn't he make enough to support himself on patreon?

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Sometimes. Sometimes it's just talking about a dev's tendency to hyper-streamline or over-animate.

See: Assassin's Creed's infamously bad auto-climbing abilities, or Bioware's tendencies to make walking characters turn like complete tanks.

>hbomberguy does a "Defense of Mario Odyssey in a month"
>it's somehow less informed, less entertaining, and more obnoxious

>implying anyone else could do this
It is hard as shit my lads

Reddit can't wait.

I always thought this guy was a chad before I saw this. Is his wife a hammy beast or something?

>Assassin's Creed's infamously bad auto-climbing abilities
Which hasnt been true in years.

I know you're shitposting, but you're actually correct in that statement. Odyssey is nu-fun.

That means the controls are bad, not unresponsive.

Frankly I don't know why this game got so much praise in the first place. My only guess is that it reminded people of Super Mario 64 and that just hit the right nostalgia button. At least Breath of the Wild is an entertaining open world game, even if it's heavily flawed. SMO just simply isn't that good.

Not if you angle the camera out.

>counting down to someone arguing for you.

This is below pathetic.

is....is he retarded?

>listening to a monotone voiced "critic" drone on for 2 hours about minor nitpicks is entertaining

Pretty sure you mean "soy-fun". Nu- is a dead meme at this point.

merriam-webster.com/dictionary/responsive

Responsive:

>quick to respond or react appropriately or sympathetically : sensitive

>re·spon·sive

>adjective
>1. reacting quickly and positively.

Don't be a retard mate.

Sup Forums, why did you allow autists to spam this diaperfag? Why did you allow him to become famous?

>e-celebs are cancer! Ban e-celeb threads!
>But not the guy who's about to do a negative review on a Nintendo game. He's based as fug.

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>op
>relying on someone to make your opinion for you since you can't defend your own opinions

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Give him a patchy beard and thick-rimmed glasses

this needs to be dubbed over with phil going "wooow ack ack ack"

I can't wait for Sup Forums to take his opinions and spread them all over the board to prevent decent Mario threads.

W-What's wrong with thick-rimmed glasses?

is it possible to draw a swastika?

There isn’t a decent thread in this entire fuckbiy board

Go-to glasses for generic "lol so nerdy" soyboys

Matthewmatosis, if you're reading this, fuck you for spawning all these """critics""" with your Dark Souls 2 video.

It's not fair.
I've had them way before that was a thing.

There aren't too many Odyssey threads. There's not a whole lot to discuss and Sup Forums couldn't actually criticize the game without screeching "bland boring" over and over. Now we're going to see this faggot spammed literally daily, especially by the Euros because those retards hate Mario with a passion for some autistic reason.

>soy-criticism that Sup Forums will regurgitate
nice

he needs to switch to taking them down

Am I the only one who sometimes thinks "yeah, I could have fucked that up too" when watching webms of people fucking something up? If I was recording myself for hours playing a game blind, I don't have a single doubt that someone would be able to pick out some clips where it looks like I have brain damage, and I think that goes for pretty much anyone. Or maybe I'm just really bad at video games.

>4 hour analysis about how Anderson is a waste of oxygen

Yeah, I sure hate games where the controls don't react quickly or positively.

Unless you have severe mental retardation, you shouldn't fuck up running in a circle that much.

Somehow, "soy" managed to get even more annoying than "cuck".

Buy contacts or a less autistic pair of glasses

Cuck is funny as hell. Soy is indeed annoying as fuck

i mean he used to interact with his twitch chat a lot so i'm not entirely surprised he might not have been paying attention

Yeah, pretty much this.

Btw FUCK DRUMPF AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE! Communism also has never been tried

That's zero excuse. That just means he's even more retarded and cannot properly determine when he should be focusing on something 'important' or not.

It's exactly the same. How does it annoy you any more or less? When soy gets played out they'll pick a new word.

Sup Forums secretly wants to fuck him deep down. And Anderson is playing hard to get

They're both shitty terms invented popularized with the newfags. "cuck" is annoying because it attracts the actual subhumans to spam their garbage fetishes everywhere. "soy" is annoying because the newfag numales that use it are too pussy to just call people faggots, along with it being used to shut down any conversation period.

Sorry I wasn't clear: I'm making fun of Joseph Autismo and the guys defending him. Saying a game is "responsive" or not is perfectly acceptable.

You're objectively wrong.

I think you underestimate just how bad the underage dramaqueen population on Sup Forums is now.
I'll totally give them the Cuphead one though.